Most despised woman

[Interpol Shrimper]

:eek:

If this was the 17th century, I'd challenge you to a duel.

Tell me that when she ****s her head to one side and says, "join us...after the break," you don't feel your heart skip a beat?

Tell me that when she sits quietly next to her co-anchor, that you can't look in her eyes and know that she's busy planning her next threesome, or thinking about seducing the work experience boy, or maybe even the make-up girl.

She's raw sex, that woman. Raw sex.

I like to think that I could tame her. In truth I'd just be another casualty, forced to roam the earth with her legions of discarded, gimlet-eyed ex-lovers.

The things I would do, Glasgow. The things I would do.

Oh well, you can have her and then me & James can fight over who gets Alex and who gets Di*. Everyone's a winner!

Does Mrs Slipper (who as you said sits not so far away from your desk & could be sneaking a look at what you're posting) know you harbour such wanton views?

* - sorry son, that will be me. Ms Hammond has let herself slip somewhat lately (my Mrs even said "is she pregnant?" when Alex was on-screen the other morning!)

 

[Interpol Shrimper]

Tell me that when she ****s her head to one side and says, "join us...after the break," you don't feel your heart skip a beat?

Only thing I feel when I see Georgie Tranny is a strange allergic reaction. Makes me want to spew!

 

[Slipperduke]

I like to think that Mrs Slipperduke would understand that long hours sat next to Sky Sports News can play havoc with your perceptions of reality. I think she'd understand that these comments were all in jest.

*looks nervous*

I'm sure she would.....

*deletes links, history and cookies*

 

[MrB]

Will I get sacked for clicking on that link?

Must admit not what I was expecting!

 

[Clarky_Blues]

I can happily say I have played golf with Di Stewart! She is originally from Stockport and used to play for Stockport GC against my club in the Derbyshire & Cheshire Golf League. A very good player as well, think she plays off about 6. I have watched that *** wiggle walking down the fairways! Happy days!

 

[Slipperduke]

She is a spectacularly beautiful woman, isn't she? So kind, so warm-hearted, so enthusiastic.

*glows*

 

[Interpol Shrimper]

She is a spectacularly beautiful woman, isn't she? So kind, so warm-hearted, so enthusiastic.

*glows*

If bet if I was on one of those trendy sciencey/medical programmes (like the Dr Alice Roberts one) and they put a thermal imaging camera onto me when I was "thinking" hard about Di Stewart, I'd glow :o

 

[Lucas D]

Keira Knightly

Dont ask me why, I know shes snakeable to practically everyone. I somehow find her really, really, annoying.

 

[Interpol Shrimper]

Keira Knightly

Dont ask me why, I know shes snakeable to practically everyone. I somehow find her really, really, annoying.

Spot on there mate.
Don't see the fuss about "skeletor" either!

 

[Lucas D]

Spot on there mate.
Don't see the fuss about "skeletor" either!

I thought I was the only one.........

 

[Ricey]

Tess Daily - **** presenter annoying too!

Zoe Ball - Another annoying **** presenter.

 

[Alexis_SUFC]

Jo Brand (sp) - Really annoys me. 'Nuff said

 

[Slipperduke]

I'd definitely go for Keira, but the first date would be a trip to McDonalds.

 

[Ricey]

Oh and Catherine Tate!!!

YOUR NOT FUNNY!

 

[Slipperduke]

Oh and Catherine Tate!!!

YOU'RE NOT FUNNY!

Yes, I'll second that. If I hear one more person repeating her catchphrases in my office, I'll stuff a Rothmans Football Yearbook up their **** and set fire to it. Then we'll see who's 'bovvered'.

 

[Kent Shrimper]

Urika Johnson ****ing whore

 

[Xàbia Shrimper]

Shudder!!

:eek:

 

[Ricey]

That is a really bad photo of her! She looks awful now.

 

[Slipperduke]

Christ on a bike!

Get that woman a pie!

What's happened? She used to be lovely....

 

[Ricey]

Victoria Beckham annoys me too!

No wait all the 'WAGS' annoy me!