Kerry Katona hits new lows

[duncan bulgaria]

Kerry Katona?
Looks like mum went to Iceland and bought 5 litres of Merrydown cider.

And 5 grammes of nose bag :unsure:

 

[jassyfa1]

ITV's 'This Morning' sponsored by Smirnoff.

The Muppet Show is set to return to TV for the first time in 27 years.

That's nice. Miss Piggy will be able to get a proper job instead of doing those Iceland adverts

After Kerry Katona's appearance on 'ITV's This Morning' people have said she doesn't look to be in a satisfactory condition.

I agree, she's still alive and breathing.

I was watching on the news that Iceland is in economic turmoil.
That's what happens when Kerry Katona does your advertising.

 

[Hotman]

The Sunday Sport once found a bus on the moon...
Here she was this week on This Morning.

Only one of them can be right.

celebrity sex face

 

[ian_the_girth]

back to my point, all agree ?? clowns pocket ??

 

[Ricey]

back to my point, all agree ?? clowns pocket ??

Wizards sleeve ;)

But who cares I would love to and hopefully one day when she is out and ****ed I might catch her off guard ;)

 

[duncan bulgaria]

back to my point, all agree ?? clowns pocket ??

Yes mate , 'wizards sleeve' me up !!

 

[ian_the_girth]

whats bigger / small, a wizzards sleeve, or a clowns pocket.
wizzards do have big cloaks hmmm

 

[DTS]

Am I the only one who does not buy that any bloke in the right mind would give her a go? Yes she is not at her peak but then how many of us on here can say they are.

If she is drugged/****ed up you will get a really decent bit of action, sure some bum fun wont be out of the question and she has a massive set too?

I would LOVE to see those that say they wouldnt be given the chance too and then say NO.

 

[BrettieAngell]

Wizards sleeve ;)

But who cares I would love to and hopefully one day when she is out and ****ed I might catch her off guard ;)

You definitely need to get out more mate!

 

[Ricey]

You definitely need to get out more mate!

Its taken your this long to realise that Jeez BA!

 

[MrB]

Its taken your this long to realise that Jeez BA!

I pity the fool....

 

[Ricey]

I pity the fool....

 

[Southend_Lady]

Am I the only one who does not buy that any bloke in the right mind would give her a go? Yes she is not at her peak but then how many of us on here can say they are.

If she is drugged/****ed up you will get a really decent bit of action, sure some bum fun wont be out of the question and she has a massive set too?

I would LOVE to see those that say they wouldnt be given the chance too and then say NO.

Dave are you being serious?! Yeah she looks pretty good in this picture, but that was a long time ago. I can fully understand any bloke that wouldn't want to give her one. Her voice is on par with fingernails on a chalkboard and her appearance is a spit for miss piggy. I could pick some of you up some far better looking chavs from Southend high street on a Friday night for some of you to "give a go" as some so put it and they would prob be far better standard than KK.

Some of you lot need to up your standards! Desperate or not I am sure there are far better shags out there than a coke snorting scumbag like herself.

On the flip side, she obviously has problems, but from what I can see she doesn't help herself. Someone like her is not fit to mother children in her state. The fact that Iceland still have her fronting their compaign is laughable.

 

[Rusty Shackleford]

Dave are you being serious?! Yeah she looks pretty good in this picture, but that was a long time ago. I can fully understand any bloke that wouldn't want to give her one. Her voice is on par with fingernails on a chalkboard and her appearance is a spit for miss piggy. I could pick some of you up some far better looking chavs from Southend high street on a Friday night for some of you to "give a go" as some so put it and they would prob be far better standard than KK.

Some of you lot need to up your standards! Desperate or not I am sure there are far better shags out there than a coke snorting scumbag like herself.

On the flip side, she obviously has problems, but from what I can see she doesn't help herself. Someone like her is not fit to mother children in her state. The fact that Iceland still have her fronting their compaign is laughable.

You're not getting green for that. You've got enough of that colour about you already. She's nobody's dream date but she's worth a quick Watergate.

 

[toellandback]

Not

with

a

barge

pole

 

[MrB]

I could pick some of you up some far better looking chavs from Southend high street on a Friday night for some of you to "give a go" as some so put it and they would prob be far better standard than KK.

I don't think anyone is denying that to be fair.....

 

[please delete my account]

Hi chaps,

I'd probably plough her, but I'd need three bags.
One to put over her head, one for mine (in case hers falls off) and one to be sick in.
She's uglier than a bulldog licking p*ss of a thistle.

And I would agree with previous postings that she would be rather 'cavernous'.

 

[Nobby Snide]

Not

with

a

barge

pole

totally


agreed

although I'm sure the barge pole would fit no problems...and the barge too, no doubt

 

[Shrimper2thecore]

What a ****ing **** she is, making a complete moron of herself on national television.........again!

 

[MK Shrimper]

Pointless Katona fact: She's a qualified helicoper pilot.