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Transfer News and Gossip Keenan Appiah-Forson Signs (2-year deal)

Transfer news
So, after all the hysteric meltdowns and neurotic outbursts we have signed 2 players in a single day.

One who is highly regarded and being chased by a fellow VNL competitor. To add to *checks notes* a team that already consists of the best player in the league and England C international (Gus Scott Morris), one of the best holding midfielders in the league (Cav Miley) who plays to next to Afghan international Noor Husin, who then plays next to a midfielder who was playing in league one last year (George Moncur) who was also wanted by others. WE JUST CANT STOP BEATING THESE BOZOS TO SIGNINGS!

Following the league 1 trend...really looking forward to Josh Walker returning. Another one who has ripped league apart...and yet another who was wanted elsewhere. COSU CANT STOP WINNING

Be interesting to see if Mikey Faulkner makes the bench again tomorrow....lucky to secure his signature after League one Cambridge offered him a deal which he rejected for us. JUST STOP IT NOW COSU, IT ISN'T FAIR!

The Southend Masochist Alliance fans group must be hurting real bad right now, them blue balls are so heavy they could be used to hold up our potential new modern East Stand in years to come.
Agree with all you have said. Hopefully a little positivity might return, until the next meltdown.
 
So, after all the hysteric meltdowns and neurotic outbursts we have signed 2 players in a single day.

One who is highly regarded and being chased by a fellow VNL competitor. To add to *checks notes* a team that already consists of the best player in the league and England C international (Gus Scott Morris), one of the best holding midfielders in the league (Cav Miley) who plays to next to Afghan international Noor Husin, who then plays next to a midfielder who was playing in league one last year (George Moncur) who was also wanted by others. WE JUST CANT STOP BEATING THESE BOZOS TO SIGNINGS!

Following the league 1 trend...really looking forward to Josh Walker returning. Another one who has ripped league apart...and yet another who was wanted elsewhere. COSU CANT STOP WINNING

Be interesting to see if Mikey Faulkner makes the bench again tomorrow....lucky to secure his signature after League one Cambridge offered him a deal which he rejected for us. JUST STOP IT NOW COSU, IT ISN'T FAIR!

The Southend Masochist Alliance fans group must be hurting real bad right now, them blue balls are so heavy they could be used to hold up our potential new modern East Stand in years to come.
….and lost our top scorer to the vegetarians
 
Fantastic news, and winds up Daggers which is superb.

Think CP’s subtle dig at London Shrimper was uncalled for, and KAF trained with us yesterday and today so getting to know the lads too.

Can’t confess to having seen him play, but another body through the door in a position that needed strengthening and on a permanent deal too.
What was the subtle dig at LS I didn’t see it?
 
I think he could genuinely earn us a bit of money in the next couple of years. It’s a shame he didn’t come in a week ago when we were blissfully unaware of what would happen with Kensdale & Cardwell. 😂

But nonetheless a very decent signing.
 
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