I ain't one to hide...

[The Big Shrimp]

Yes as I live in the same road, albeit in a normal house and not anything like his huge mansion! Although I believe he now uses this as his daily office now and has another place outside Brentwood. How nice it must be to use a £3-4m pad as his "second home/office!"

Its even funnier knowing he had his gas cut off at that "pad" about 15+ years ago.

I should know, I did the paperwork to do it!! One of greatest claims to fame!!

 

[Matt the Shrimp]

That said, those were our first choice fullbacks. Frankly, I'd rather play me there as they're complete gash who didn't make a tackle between them all game.

If you were to wear "those shorts", Jonny, then there's plenty on here who would pay good money to come and watch...

:)

Fair play to you for fronting up. Although our first came from a soft pen, I don't think there's any avoiding the fact that you boys were dire on Friday night, and that a home win was a fair result.

Matt