good chants

[Sandbach Shrimper]

Super, super Matt
Super, super Matt
Super, super Matt
Super Matty Harold!

I agree, we need more and better player chants. That 'hey baby' that they play when we score could be used for Nicky Bailey, seeing as he's scoring so much at the moment. But as someone said, the problem with player chants is that they're hard to spread around except the old 'there's only one'. They usually start at away games then spread.

 

[Suffolk Shrimper In Dorset]

Took my youngest (aged 8) to a game recently - he mis-heard a familiar delightful chant and now goes round singing "The referee's a waffle".

I think this should be adopted next time we get a poor decision, especially in the Family Stand where we sit where quite frankly the language is fcuking awful.

 

[fredheim_holm]

To the tune of Highroyds, Kaiser Chiefs:

I remember nights out when Matt Harrold was young, he weren't very good he was rubbish, once he had a shot at goal, it went wide, he's not very cool or athletic.

Oh my days, Matt Harrold,
brings down the ball on hiiiis chest,
his swift passing and his la' dee' da',
he's so worth it!

Got word, from up north, that Matt Harrold will come forth;
He hasn't much, but we love his touch,
Matt Harrold!!



Hmm, I seem to have ruined a very good song.

 

[Reg Martin]

To the tune of copa cabana:

"His name is Harrold, Matty Harrold.
He plays for Southend and he drives us round the bend."

 

[stevietheshrimper]

To the tune of Blaydon Races:

Oh-oh, we're off to see Matt Ginger,
Flying through the Roots Hall air,
Like some demented Ninja,
Got designer red hair now,
He looks real cool and arty,
And when he scores a goal at last,
The Shrimper Boys can party.

 

[SUFCEssex]

I think this should be adopted next time we get a poor decision, especially in the Family Stand where we sit where quite frankly the language is fcuking awful.

thats the youth of today for you.:)

 

[Wessex]

When I was younger I asked my mum who to support. Southend United or The col ewe scum. She said wash your mouth out son and get your dads gun. We'll shoot the col ewe scum.

I remember something like that from yesterday.

To the tune of que sera sera

When I was just a little boy I asked my mother what will I be? Will I be Southend will I be Scum?
Here's what she said to me
Wash your mouth out son and get your father's gun and shoot the Col ewe scum, shoot the Col ewe scum

 

[Murkey_Mouse]

Does anyone know the "Col ewes fans on a string" chant? I forget about that, cheer.

 

[Smiffy]

Does anyone know the "Col ewes fans on a string" chant? I forget about that, cheer.

When I was just a little, itty, bitty, boy, my grandmother bought me a brand new toy, a col ewe fan on a piece of string, and she told me to kick his ****ing head in, oh, ****ing head in, ****ing head in, she told me to kick his ****ing head in!..

 

[stevietheshrimper]

Chuck Berry would love it.

 

[Suffolk Blue]

Took my youngest (aged 8) to a game recently - he mis-heard a familiar delightful chant and now goes round singing "The referee's a waffle".

I think this should be adopted next time we get a poor decision, especially in the Family Stand where we sit where quite frankly the language is fcuking awful.

I let my daughter believe that we were singing "The Referee's a Wacko". Probably as accuate as what they were actually singing.

:)

I can't believe the language in the West is much worse than it is in the car when we travel away... Sorry!

 

[stevietheshrimper]

I took my kids to watch a game in the South Lower a few seasons back.

I think we played Oxford (?) who had a keeper who was a big lump. Not overweight, but a big keeper.

The extremely overweight guy in front of us spent the whole game calling this keeper a "fat C**T". During the second half his also very overweight 10-year-old son joined in, running up to the wall to echo his father.

You must be very proud, I thought to myself.

 

[Murkey_Mouse]

When I was just a little, itty, bitty, boy, my grandmother bought me a brand new toy, a col ewe fan on a piece of string, and she told me to kick his ****ing head in, oh, ****ing head in, ****ing head in, she told me to kick his ****ing head in!..

Love that chant, I do sing that along in my car on way to work.

 

[CC51DAS]

When I was just a little, itty, bitty, boy, my grandmother bought me a brand new toy, a col ewe fan on a piece of string, and she told me to kick his ****ing head in, oh, ****ing head in, ****ing head in, she told me to kick his ****ing head in!..

I have heard another version of this one - will put this on here late at night as this is a 'family' zone -so to speak

When I was an itty bitty boy ,
My grandmother showed me her brand new toy -
A vibrator .. in her pink G-string
She told me to lick her mucky old m1nge......


Sorry if that put anyone off their cornflakes ........

 

[Yorkshire Blue]

Say we want Tilson out, say we want Tilson out!

Oh, hang on, we aren't losing yet. Better hold on until we are still only drawing 0-0 having played a full 15 minutes played and he hasn't made a sub yet.

 

[WestRoadShrimper]

But as all good football fans know, any team that hasn't made a change in the 1st 15 mins is bound to lose :D

 

[WestRoadShrimper]

Was rather entertaining today that the "We're the South/West/East stand" chants started up at one point.




Even if the East Stand didn't really join in....... :p

 

[Jam_Man]

Was rather entertaining today that the "We're the South/West/East stand" chants started up at one point.




Even if the East Stand didn't really join in....... :p

East stand did join in !, was quite loud too.

 

[WestRoadShrimper]

Couldn't hear you over the other side - mind you, you probably didn't hear us either with the racket the south were making!

 

[Jam_Man]

No we could hear West Stand from east blacks, but wasnt loud, South sounded loud though.

Thats Roots Hall acoustics for you!

A good chant though and came from the West Stand if Im right so credit for that!