good chants

[ian_the_girth]

what spider song ?

 

[loz]

Spiderpig from the Simpsons movie.... 'spiderpig, spiderpig, does whatever a spiderpig does' to the tune of the old Spiderman shows. I'm hoping it was some kind of obscure tribute to Matt Harrold.

 

[ian_the_girth]

Spiderpig from the Simpsons movie.... 'spiderpig, spiderpig, does whatever a spiderpig does' to the tune of the old Spiderman shows. I'm hoping it was some kind of obscure tribute to Matt Harrold.

ahh i see

im sure we can get a song to the tune of
"the milky bar kid" for harold

 

[loz]

actually, on that note...

Matt Harrold, Matt Harrold
Does whatever Matt Harrold does
Has he got, ginger hair?
Yes he does, and he's tall.
Look out, here comes the Matt Harrold...

that's got xmas number 1 written all over it, frankly. :p

 

[ian_the_girth]

actually, on that note...

Matt Harrold, Matt Harrold
Does whatever Matt Harrold does
Has he got, ginger hair?
Yes he does, and he's tall.
Look out, here comes the Matt Harrold...

that's got xmas number 1 written all over it, frankly. :p

thats worse than harolds football skills

 

[ian_the_girth]

to the tune of "the milky bar kid"

its the ginger haired kid (spoken)
its the ginger haired kid (spoken)
its the ginger haired kid (spoken)
its the ginger haired kid (spoken)

matt harold, is ginger & gay
is he gonna score today ?
he shoots them high, he shoots them wide
but i still want him in the side...

the ginger nuts are on me
ginga, ginga, ginga


il get my coat...

 

[Herne Bay shrimper]

To the tune of I Predict A Riot, by the Kaisers:-

And if there's anybody else out there, who scores goals and got ginger hair,
we've got Nicky Bailey, we've got Nicky Bailey.

:D

I was thinking of that same song for Michael Ricketts' return to the Hall with Oldham - "I predict a diet"...

 

[Beefy]

Not overly original but certainly accurate:

One Matty Harrold,
There's only one Matty Harrold,
He used to be $hite,
But now he's alright,
Walking in a Harrold wonderland....

 

[sufccolchester]

Tell you what I have started to notice going to more away games is that the songs sang away are never sung at home. Support is amazing at away games but just isn't quite as good when we are at home.

Partly because we all sit together and it's harder NOT to sing! Also, there are less of us than at home and the singing is easier to pick up when it starts. When we are back home we are split up around the Hall and everything falls on deaf ears! :(

 

[BrettieAngell]

Not overly original but certainly accurate:

One Matty Harrold,
There's only one Matty Harrold,
He used to be $hite,
But now he's alright,
Walking in a Harrold wonderland....

Good one Beefy!

 

[SUFCEssex]

Partly because we all sit together and it's harder NOT to sing! Also, there are less of us than at home and the singing is easier to pick up when it starts. When we are back home we are split up around the Hall and everything falls on deaf ears! :(

Hand out song sheets at home games and see how that impacts things. You might get kids joining in if you did that.

 

[Bromley Blue]

Yeah i think it might be up to us lot who do a lot of aways to get some new chants catching on and then hopefully when we're all spread out at the hall they'll take off. But we definately need a better chant for Maher. He's been here years. is club captain and all we can manage is 1 kevin maher.

 

[Desert Shrimper]

Yeah i think it might be up to us lot who do a lot of aways to get some new chants catching on and then hopefully when we're all spread out at the hall they'll take off. But we definately need a better chant for Maher. He's been here years. is club captain and all we can manage is 1 kevin maher.

Agree but what about "Kevin Maher eats bananas with his feet" which worked for a while back in 2000/2001?

 

[C C Csiders]

A pretty woeful effort off the top of my head I'll share with you. To the tune of Going to Barbados by Typically Tropical (or for those of you who love the Vengaboys, their version was Going to Eat Pizza (or something).

"Woah! His name is Matty Harrold,
Woah! He's as tall as a palm tree
Woah! He will score this season
Woah! For the team from Southend-on-Sea"

 

[Pubey]

I was thinking of that same song for Michael Ricketts' return to the Hall with Oldham - "I predict a diet"...

haha very good

 

[Suffolk Blue]

A pretty woeful effort off the top of my head I'll share with you. To the tune of Going to Barbados by Typically Tropical (or for those of you who love the Vengaboys, their version was Going to Eat Pizza (or something).

"Woah! His name is Matty Harrold,
Woah! He's as tall as a palm tree
Woah! He will score this season
Woah! For the team from Southend-on-Sea"

If you tolerate this, then your children will shop at Next

If you tolerate that your children will indeed shop at Next ... and they'll have their grubby hands on your credit cards too. :)

 

[sufccolchester]

Agree but what about "Kevin Maher eats bananas with his feet" which worked for a while back in 2000/2001?

Don't remember that one! Just as well he isn't an ethnic minority or we would be fined for racial chanting.

 

[shrimperton]

How about

to the tune of the adams family

Your father is your brother
your sister is your mother
you only shag each other
the col u family

 

[Blues Brother]

To the tune of Robin Hood

Tommy Black,
Tommy Black,
Flying down the wing
Tommy Black
Tommy Black
Flying down the wing
Steels from the poor
So Harold can score
Tommy Black
Tommy Black

 

[Mr. Benedict]

How about

to the tune of the adams family

Your father is your brother
your sister is your mother
you only shag each other
the col u family

You forgot the 'Der der der der.... INBREDS' bit at the end, there.

Col Ewe bashing songs are always good, although I prefer the 'Col Ewe fan on a piece of string' one.

Tommy Black,
Tommy Black,
Flying down the wing
Tommy Black
Tommy Black
Flying down the wing
Steels from the poor
So Harold can score
Tommy Black
Tommy Black
Tommy Black

This one's fairly entertaining, catchy tune that everyone knows as well so it's not beyond the realms of possibility that it'll catch on.