Have you applied to Essex Police to find out whether they prefer fat messes or are you just having a bitch?
I got rejected by Essex Police a while back and got through the whole process with the Met police in 2010 but because of budget cuts they scrapped all new applicants. Now you have to of lived in London for 2 years to apply.
I forget, which poster was it on here before who was asking whether they should pretend to be gay/disabled/black on their application for the police to stand more of a chance?
It was known at the time that you were more likely to be selected if you were a minority when I asked that question. A very stupid suggestion but I had a point with it at the time. Not long after writing that the met police said that they need to employ more straight white makes due to them being the minority.
Anyway, back on topic.