Question Fantasy Dinner Party

[toellandback]

Elvis
Hitler
Lord Lucan
Jesus

They ARE alive, it's just only i who knows on which island ;)

 

[toellandback]

Jane Tanner
Russell O'Brien
Fiona and David Payne
Matthew and Rachel Oldfield
Diane Webster

Not sure what the company would be like, but they'd provide the perfect alibi.

That is very good :unsure: :stunned: :D

 

[Firestorm]

Jeremy Clarkson
Steven Hawkin
Ron Dennis
Lewis Hamilton
Murray Walker
Suzy Perry

After the meal Hawkins would be so drunk that Dennis could tune the chair, Hamilton could race it round the garden, with Walker commentating. Perry could do the walkabout bit on the patio and Clarkson could moan that Stig would have held a tighter line round the compost heap

 

[londonblue]

David Beckham and Diego Simeone
Kevin Maher and Karl Doobad
Jose Mourinho and Roman Abramovich

 

[MK Shrimper]

Chris De Burgh,
Piers Morgan,
Phil Collins,
Amy Winehouse,
Pete Doherty
Victoria Beckham
Lucy Pinder

All of the above would be served an aperitif laced with arsenic, with the exception of Ms Pinder who would be spiked with rohypnol.

Chin Chin!

Just when I thought I couldn't love you more....

 

[MK Shrimper]

Ok, ok...

Paul Whitehouse.
Ray Lamontagne - to serenade us while we ate.
Gordon Ramsey - to cook the food.
Kenny Baker (R2D2) - Star Wars goss, he's the man in the know....
Guillermo Del Toro
Claudia Winkleman
ToEllandBack :D

 

[Jonny_Stokes]

Frankie Boyle ("Of course there's a vegetarian option! You can **** off!")
Tim Burton
Ricky Hatton
Andrew Lloyd-Webber
Nicola Roberts
Maddie McCann

 

[toellandback]

Ok, ok...

Paul Whitehouse.
Ray Lamontagne - to serenade us while we ate.
Gordon Ramsey - to cook the food.
Kenny Baker (R2D2) - Star Wars goss, he's the man in the know....
Guillermo Del Toro
Claudia Winkleman
ToEllandBack :D

Awww

Claudia's mine though ;)

 

[The Big Shrimp]

has this been done before? Dont care really...

If you could have a dinner party, six people maximum, MUST be alive, (so no Jesus/Hitler arm wrestles after the after eights)..and preferably British. (No, I havnt gone down the Graysblue route), just wondered who people would invite and why.

mine for starters (no pun intended)

Sir Ian Botham -- hero of mine, like his directness.
Bill Bailey ------- to lighten the evening, can bring his guitars too.
Sarah Alexander - the blonde one out of 'Coupling', beautiful and intellegent.
Tim Marshall --- Foreign affairs editor on Sky news, fascinating bloke.
Michael Palin --- Comedy, travel what else for a party?
Mark Thomas -- Political activist and comedian..just for the fun of it..good bloke, exposes a lot of crap in the world.

I dont expect you to agree with any of these, so lets have yours.

Good choices apart from the "crumpet" & my party would probably have some of the above, but I would have to be a bit different though! Good choices, shame I can't give you any green for it!!! ;) :D

 

[Swiss Tony]

Stephen fry
Boris johnson
Rolf Harris
Billy Bragg
Peter kay
The Queen
Should be an interesting evening.

 

[The Big Shrimp]

Mine would be:

Andrew Flintoff - Great cricketer & somebody I could get p!ssed with!
Michael Palin - Funny, well-travelled & interesting
Allan Clarke (Footballer) - Boyhood football hero & nice bloke (I met him a few years ago)
Clare Grogan - A lovely warm lady, with a good sense of humour (i've also met)
Billy Bragg - Interesting & articulate
Ricky Gervais - More humour & down to earth

I'm sure I'm going to think what about him or her. A few I considered were Michael Parkinson, Geoff Boycott, Nigella Lawson, Stanley, Sean Bean, Ray Winstone Mr & Mrs Billy Connelly & Chris Evans to name several!

 

[OldBlueLady]

Found this useful site while I was thinking who I might like to choose, see, problem is most of those I'd like to have for guests have already joined the great dinner party in the after life

http://www.f4group.co.uk/artistes_index/after_dinner.htm

So, what I've come up with is our own Terry Alderton who I think would be a good one to get everyone in a chatty, relaxed mood; The Rock; Pierce Brosnan; Julie Walters for some female solidarity; and of course, my Geordie boys, Ant and Dec.

 

[Bluesmanager]

Stephen Fry - Got to have one somewhat adult yet up for a laugh guy around
Jeremy Clarkson - Someone to talk about cars (and besides which, his journalism about everything else is hilarious)
Alan Davies - If only to have Fry take the mick out of him.
Richard Hammond - Brilliantly funny, even if he has got hampster teeth and is a midget.
David Tennant - Looks good in a suit, and is brilliantly barmy to boot.
John Barrowman (he's part Scottish) - Because who doesn't like the guy?

 

[MK Shrimper]

Found this useful site while I was thinking who I might like to choose, see, problem is most of those I'd like to have for guests have already joined the great dinner party in the after life

http://www.f4group.co.uk/artistes_index/after_dinner.htm

So, what I've come up with is our own Terry Alderton who I think would be a good one to get everyone in a chatty, relaxed mood; The Rock; Pierce Brosnan; Julie Walters for some female solidarity; and of course, my Geordie boys, Ant and Dec.

Yeah, good call. They could share a grown up's seat. I hope they'd have a children's menu.

 

[sufc_tom]

Holly Willolololololololololololoby - Need I say anymore?
Eminem - For his music
Jeremy Clarkson - So I can race him
The Stig - Same as Clarkson
Lewis Hamilton - Same as Clarkson (and stig)
David Beckham - To teach me his skills get to know him where he lives etc and then get a assassin to shoot Victoria. God I hate that grumpy old cow:madman:

 

[MK Shrimper]

Stephen Fry - Got to have one somewhat adult yet up for a laugh guy around
Jeremy Clarkson - Someone to talk about cars (and besides which, his journalism about everything else is hilarious)
Alan Davies - If only to have Fry take the mick out of him.
Richard Hammond - Brilliantly funny, even if he has got hampster teeth and is a midget.
David Tennant - Looks good in a suit, and is brilliantly barmy to boot.
John Barrowman (he's part Scottish) - Because who doesn't like the guy?

I've got to say that the list (maybe sans Clarkson) is damn fine.

 

[Bluesmanager]

Thank you kindly.

 

[Aberdeen Shrimper]

My Son
Jesus
David Bowie
Toni Visconti
Dr Livingstone

 

[The Big Shrimp]

My Son
Jesus
David Bowie
Toni Visconti
Dr Livingstone

You can't have Jesus, he's not a Brit! ;)

 

[MK Shrimper]

You can't have Jesus, he's not a Brit! ;)

And he's a made up person :whistling: