Question Fantasy Dinner Party

[Nobby Snide]

has this been done before? Dont care really...

If you could have a dinner party, six people maximum, MUST be alive, (so no Jesus/Hitler arm wrestles after the after eights)..and preferably British. (No, I havnt gone down the Graysblue route), just wondered who people would invite and why.

mine for starters (no pun intended)

Sir Ian Botham -- hero of mine, like his directness.
Bill Bailey ------- to lighten the evening, can bring his guitars too.
Sarah Alexander - the blonde one out of 'Coupling', beautiful and intellegent.
Tim Marshall --- Foreign affairs editor on Sky news, fascinating bloke.
Michael Palin --- Comedy, travel what else for a party?
Mark Thomas -- Political activist and comedian..just for the fun of it..good bloke, exposes a lot of crap in the world.

I dont expect you to agree with any of these, so lets have yours.

 

[Ricey]

Scott Forbes - Legend plain and Simple
Lee Evans - For Comedy value.
Brian May - Queen legend think he would be a good guest.
Gemma Atkinson - To come to my bedroom after the party is over ;)
Alistair Darling - So I can pin him down and shave those ****ing bushy eyebrows of his and everyone can beat the crap out of him.
Carl Fogarty - Racing legend and a hero of mine.

 

[graysblue]

easy,

john major for comedy value
bobby charlton talking about the old days of football
ronaldo so the other guests can beat the granny out of him
sean bean to fully explain whats it like to be a sheffileld utd fan
tony blair.........see ronaldo answer
maggie t.........for detailed explanations on her past feck ups.


works for me.

 

[Pubey]

easy,

john major for comedy value
bobby charlton talking about the old days of football
ronaldo so the other guests can beat the granny out of him
sean bean to fully explain whats it like to be a sheffileld utd fan
tony blair.........see ronaldo answer
maggie t.........for detailed explanations on her past feck ups.


works for me.

and you can get Maggie to do the washing up

 

[graysblue]

and you can get Maggie to do the washing up

my thoughts were in fact she could become ronaldos sexual toy.

 

[Nobby Snide]

so, the 'British' rule broken already....

 

[graysblue]

so, the 'British' rule broken already....

apolgies.

swap ronaldo for ashley cole

 

[Nobby Snide]

you wernt the first matey, but accepted

 

[Ricey]

Whoops didn't read it properly :( I don't have any english friends. Bare with me and I will edit it...

 

[davewebbsbrain]

Whoops didn't read it properly :( I don't have any friends. Bare with me and I will edit it...

Edited for acuracy!!

 

[SUFC_Al]

Michael Palin - for the reasons spanishshrimper gave
Stephen Fry - insightful conversation
Bobby Robson - for football discussion
Jimmy Page - for a dual-guitar session after the meal
John Cleese - for silly walking competitions

Oh and Lucy Pinder for baps value.

 

[Nobby Snide]

Michael Palin - for the reasons spanishshrimper gave
Stephen Fry - insightful conversation
Bobby Robson - for football discussion
Jimmy Page - for a dual-guitar session after the meal
John Cleese - for silly walking competitions

silly walks? on a heavy stomach? after dinner? are you mad?

 

[leathers20]

racheal stevens - to bone
cheryl tweedy (she'll never be cole!!) - to bone
gemma atkinson - to bone
jennifer ellison - to bone
garry glitter - to bone

 

[SUFC_Al]

silly walks? on a heavy stomach? after dinner? are you mad?

am I mad? Quite possibly yes. It could be done before dinner but after a few alcoholic beverages it could be all the more entertaining after dinner!

 

[Ulysses]

sean connery
pierce brosnan
george lazenby
roger moore
timothy dalton
daniel craig

All drunk and dressed as bond then i'd sell the picture to the sun or notw for flippin loads especially at quantum of solace is out soon.

 

[Mad Cyril]

Peters and Lee.
Bucks Fizz.

 

[please delete my account]

Chris De Burgh,
Piers Morgan,
Phil Collins,
Amy Winehouse,
Pete Doherty
Victoria Beckham
Lucy Pinder

All of the above would be served an aperitif laced with arsenic, with the exception of Ms Pinder who would be spiked with rohypnol.

Chin Chin!

 

[fatshrimp]

racheal stevens - to bone
cheryl tweedy (she'll never be cole!!) - to bone
gemma atkinson - to bone
jennifer ellison - to bone
garry glitter - to bone

In a similar vein I would have gone for:

Abi Titmuss
Lucy Pinder
Gemma Atkinson
Gail Emms
Steven Spielberg

Spielberg would be there to capture the event in all its cinematic splendour!

 

[Yorkshire Blue]

Jane Tanner
Russell O'Brien
Fiona and David Payne
Matthew and Rachel Oldfield
Diane Webster

Not sure what the company would be like, but they'd provide the perfect alibi.

 

[Yorkshire Blue]

Jane Tanner
Russell O'Brien
Fiona and David Payne
Matthew and Rachel Oldfield
Diane Webster

Not sure what the company would be like, but they'd provide the perfect alibi.

Sorry forgot about child care arrangements.