End of Season "Zone" Party and Those attending.

[Aberdeen Shrimper]

I was standing at the bar in Mayhem once and some random bloke asked if I wanted a drink and I said yeah why the hell not. Not even 30 seconds later he asked if I wanted to come back to the travel lodge with him after! I politely told him that as much as I appreciated the drink, it was not seen in any way as part payment for me for the night. I then proceeded to teach him the best way to pick women up and that asking them for a quickie in the travel lodge after 30 seconds of meeting is not going to get any returns....

Are there really still di*ck heads that think that approach works????

Geezzz

Part Payment you said....not full payment!!!!

:p

 

[Southend_Lady]

Are there really still di*ck heads that think that approach works????

Geezzz

Part Payment you said....not full payment!!!!

:p

Well even if it did count towards securing my lovely self for the night then it would def only be part payment.......

 

[MrB]

Boo! As per the last god knows how many years I'll be on holiday for the final game of the season to make sure I'm here for the play offs, mixed success on that plan in the last few years:

- Missed the Grimsby game to see both legs against Northampton :clap:
- Missed the Bristol City championship winning game :thumbdown: but was there for Swansea and that's what mattered :clap:
- Missed the Saints drubbing last season :tumbleweed:

Will be a shame to miss a big SZ bash, means my last Saturday home game is next Saturday :stunned: which is kind of distressing.

Will have to make the most of Crewe on Saturday!

 

[Cricko]

As the hissing noise is coming out and she slowly deflates......

MK shouts, "you were not supposed to use your Teeth"

Which reminds me of an old joke......

There was this bloke living in,ermm let's say Milton Keynes for example...He orders a doll from some sex catalogue and after two weeks the said purchase doesn't arrive.. One week later the postman knocks on the door and delivers it ...All goes well with,ermmm lets call him Paul for example..Until a week later he telephones the catalogue complaining ....The girl answering say's Hi Mk Ops ... sorry ..Hi Paul ...How did you find the Doll..lifelike isn't it! ....Yes he replies so ****ing lifelike it gave me a Dose.

 

[Aberdeen Shrimper]

Well even if it did count towards securing my lovely self for the night then it would def only be part payment.......

I would say that you were priceless anyway

 

[Aberdeen Shrimper]

Which reminds me of an old joke......

There was this bloke living in,ermm let's say Milton Keynes for example...He orders a doll from some sex catalogue and after two weeks the said purchase doesn't arrive.. One week later the postman knocks on the door and delivers it ...All goes well with,ermmm lets call him Paul for example..Until a week later he telephones the catalogue complaining ....The girl answering say's Hi Mk Ops ... sorry ..Hi Paul ...How did you find the Doll..lifelike isn't it! ....Yes he replies so ****ing lifelike it gave me a Dose.

No one that we know then John???

 

[Cricko]

I would say that you were riceless anyway

Lol "Riceless" is that some Metaphor.............:D

 

[Aberdeen Shrimper]

Lol "Riceless" is that some Metaphor.............:D

Bugger....thought i had edited it in time.....

My finger slipped Sam, you knew what i meant!!

 

[Interpol Shrimper]

I would say that you were priceless anyway

That's far too crawly bum-lick!

 

[WestRoadShrimper]

Bugger....thought i had edited it in time.....

My finger slipped Sam, you knew what i meant!!

I say.....!

 

[Interpol Shrimper]

Bugger....My finger slipped Sam, you knew what i meant!!

How many times has she heard that one before? :stunned:

 

[Aberdeen Shrimper]

I say.....!

Carry on comments abound

 

[Aberdeen Shrimper]

How many times has she heard that one before? :stunned:

OBL.........Please come and chastise these naughty men!!!!

 

[WestRoadShrimper]

Ooh, ooh, yes, I've been naughty :angel:

 

[OldBlueLady]

OBL.........Please come and chastise these naughty men!!!!

OBL sits down with a stern schoolmarmish face on and, peering over the top of her specs:

Right, cold showers and brisk rub downs the lot of you otherwise I shall be banging your heads together like the naughty schoolboys you're behaving like! Be off and get some work done!

Ok? ;)

Think I left the whips behind me on 606 actually where, for some reason, a certain poster has been known to refer to me as Miss Whiplash!

 

[WestRoadShrimper]

OBL sits down with a stern schoolmarmish face on and, peering over the top of her specs:

Right, cold showers and brisk rub downs the lot of you otherwise I shall be banging your heads together like the naughty schoolboys you're behaving like! Be off and get some work done!

Ok? ;)

Think I left the whips behind me on 606 actually where, for some reason, a certain poster has been known to refer to me as Miss Whiplash!

Sorry, Miss :unsure:

 

[OldBlueLady]

Hey guys - I wasn't serious y'know! It's gone VERY quiet......
:tumbleweed:

 

[Southend_Lady]

I would say that you were priceless anyway

Ahhhh - straight to the top of the favourite poster rankings in my book :)

 

[Southend_Lady]

How many times has she heard that one before? :stunned:

Not enough lately I can tell you lol

 

[MK Shrimper]

Which reminds me of an old joke......

There was this bloke living in,ermm let's say Milton Keynes for example...He orders a doll from some sex catalogue and after two weeks the said purchase doesn't arrive.. One week later the postman knocks on the door and delivers it ...All goes well with,ermmm lets call him Paul for example..Until a week later he telephones the catalogue complaining ....The girl answering say's Hi Mk Ops ... sorry ..Hi Paul ...How did you find the Doll..lifelike isn't it! ....Yes he replies so ****ing lifelike it gave me a Dose.

Neg Rep alert!