End of Season "Zone" Party and Those attending.

[Southend_Lady]

Yep think after the Port Vale game is perfect. Like people say we dont want to curse outrselves by hanging on for the play offs.

The way I see it is:

If we wait until the play offs are decided then we could potentially end up with no celebration at all. Failure wouldnt really be too much to get people partying me thinks.

However, we do it after the PV game to celebrate the fact that we actually made the play offs, then we get to carry on the partying if we are successful in them.

The option I hope we dont end up with is no play off place to celebrate - which means a massive sorrow drowning binge drink......

 

[Aberdeen Shrimper]

Isn't there a Travelodge or something where Keddies used to be?

Is there????

been away to long, its all changed to much

 

[MK Shrimper]

Does my invite (if needed) still stand?

Yes mate. She's got two beds and a sofa.

If she's out on the tiles with her bloke more often than not the flat in empty. She's so laid back, even if she is there she may not mind all of ya staying....I've got a blow up mattress if required.

 

[Aberdeen Shrimper]

Does my invite (if needed) still stand?

I am not sharing a bed with that Rubber Johny!!!!!

 

[Southend_Lady]

Is there????

been away to long, its all changed to much

Yep its a popular destination for a lot of clubbers in Southend if they meet someone "special" on a Saturday night.....

 

[Interpol Shrimper]

The option I hope we dont end up with is no play off place to celebrate - which means a massive sorrow drowning binge drink......

You can see we're past Wednesday lunchtime, a heavy weekend on the lash but yet Southend_Lady's thoughts now turn to boozing!

*** Sorry in advance Sam :p ***

 

[Aberdeen Shrimper]

Yes mate. She's got two beds and a sofa.

If she's out on the tiles with her bloke more often than not the flat in empty. She's so laid back, even if she is there she may not mind all of ya staying....I've got a blow up Doll if required.

I am ok....but Rich might want to use it!!!!!

 

[Southend_Lady]

You can see we're past Wednesday lunchtime, a heavy weekend on the lash but yet Southend_Lady's thoughts now turn to boozing!

*** Sorry in advance Sam :p ***

Believe me, after my performance on Saturday Im now temporarily off booze. Not sure how many days this will last though....

 

[Interpol Shrimper]

I've got a blow up mattress if required.

I can't do it to you mate.
Even you left yourself open to some spurious post editing there! :stunned:

 

[MK Shrimper]

I am ok....but Rich might want to use it!!!!!

Rinse her out, and good ol' Doris is raring to go again :D

 

[Aberdeen Shrimper]

Yep its a popular destination for a lot of clubbers in Southend if they meet someone "special" on a Saturday night.....

You have so not sold it to me......

All that headboard banging will keep me awake

 

[Interpol Shrimper]

I am not sharing a bed with that Rubber Johny!!!!!

Must remember to set your bedroom on fire then!

 

[Cricko]

Yes mate. She's got two beds and a sofa.

If she's out on the tiles with her bloke more often than not the flat in empty. She's so laid back, even if she is there she may not mind all of ya staying....I've got a blow up Doll if required.

Now why doesn't that surprise me ...

 

[MK Shrimper]

Now why doesn't that surprise me ...

Too late Crickson!

 

[Aberdeen Shrimper]

Rinse her out, and good ol' Doris is raring to go again :D

Turn her in side out.....and Sam could borrow her

:whistling:

 

[MK Shrimper]

Turn her in side out.....and Sam could borrow her

:whistling:

Doris is not a les-bean!

 

[Cricko]

Doris is not a les-bean!

Sam might show her the error of her ways ..

 

[Aberdeen Shrimper]

Doris is not a les-bean!

Nope but if your turn her inside out..............do i really have to explain??

 

[Southend_Lady]

You have so not sold it to me......

All that headboard banging will keep me awake

I was standing at the bar in Mayhem once and some random bloke asked if I wanted a drink and I said yeah why the hell not. Not even 30 seconds later he asked if I wanted to come back to the travel lodge with him after! I politely told him that as much as I appreciated the drink, it was not seen in any way as part payment for me for the night. I then proceeded to teach him the best way to pick women up and that asking them for a quickie in the travel lodge after 30 seconds of meeting is not going to get any returns....

 

[Aberdeen Shrimper]

Sam might show her the error of her ways ..

As the hissing noise is coming out and she slowly deflates......

MK shouts, "you were not supposed to use your Teeth"