As I mentioned on another (Ian Dury) thread,I'm currently reading Will Birch's excellent new biography of this great English eccentric.
Ian Dury's backstory is fairly well known.He was bright and despite contracting polio at Southend 's open air swimming pool,aged seven, and effectively missing two years education , passed the 11 plus and went to High Wycombe Grammar school as a boarder.
While there in his last year(1959)he was sent to an educational psychologist ,a Miss Boniface,at her surgery in Grays to work out why he was underacheiving at Grammar School.
She gave him a number of tests and told him,"You're very intelligent.""I know" he replied,"what's the problem?"
Miss Boniface explained that she had to do her tests for Essex County Council.
Dury added,"I'm not particularly disturbed,I'm quite happy but I'd much rather be at home."
As it turned out, Dury passed three GCE O Levels later that year (in Art,English Language, and English Literature)just enough to get into Walthamstow Art College.
You could have knocked me down with a feather (to quote an Ian Dury lyric-Clevor Trevor actually)when I saw the name,Miss Boniface,on the page.
Back in 1962 I was knocked down by a car in Prince Avenue after playing football for my school team,Earls Hall.I spent quite a bit of time in hospital with a badly broken leg and had to take quite a lot of time off school in 62/3-my 11 plus year.
To cut a long story short, when I finally returned to school(not long before the exam)I was judged to be a "borderline" candidate for a Grammar School place.I had to do a battery of psychological tests etc with none other than.........Miss Boniface.
I remember her as being a fat,matronly sort of woman,with rather a strange sort of accent(Scottish ?)who smelled of peppermints.
Her parting shot to me was.."I think you'll be much happier at Secondary Modern School,Philip."
I've never forgotten her name,or that insensitive remark.