Classic Comedy Catch Phrases and one liner's

[Aberdeen Shrimper]

Just Thought up a great idea for a Thread.....Post your all time favourite classic comedy catch phrases and one liner's...

Either type them out or even better attach the link directly as a WAV file

I will kick it of with one of my all time classics

This is Alan Partridge...Who invented the Skip


http://www.pagan.clara.net/ap/SKIP.WAV

 

[Interpol Shrimper]

One for MK......

Have you had enough Nazi, or do you want some more?

 

[Firestorm]

He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy

 

[Yer Blues]

gold star for anyone who knows this one without the aid of google.

"i'm in the streets, i'm in the gutter, it's years since i've had bread and butter"

 

[MK Shrimper]

What HAVE the Romans ever done for us?

It's only WAFER thin.....

And from The Mighty Boosh - uttered by Tony Harrison - "It's an OUTRAGE!"

 

[SUFC_Al]

Prince George - Blackadder The Third

"Sausage time!"

 

[Interpol Shrimper]

gold star for anyone who knows this one without the aid of google.

"i'm in the streets, i'm in the gutter, it's years since i've had bread and butter"

That's when Matt's in a band in Game On. His first attempts at writing lyrics.

This was the first Matt (Ben Chaplin), not the other one who was less believable!

 

[BILLERICAY BLUE]

"I have a cunning plan my Lord...."

 

[Firestorm]

Splitter !

A shrubbery !

not Python , but two which get regularly repeated in our house, Reeves and Mortimer
"You wouldn't let it Lie"
"Do you think I would..<insert action here>..and surely die , Bob "

 

[SUFC_Al]

captain Blackadder:

"We're in the stickiest situation since Sticky the stick insect got stuck on a sticky bun.

To Lord Flashhart:

Actually all the men think you're a prat. Ask them who they'd like to meet the Lord Flashhart or the man who cleans out the toilets in Aberdeen and they'll go for Wee Jock Poo Pong McPlop everytime.

 

[MK Shrimper]

That's when Matt's in a band in Game On. His first attempts at writing lyrics.

This was the first Matt (Ben Chaplin), not the other one who was less believable!

Game On - Classic? Hold on am I missing something, 'cos that was the equivalent of My Family. Good theme tune though (which reminds me... Write the theme toon, sing the theme toon....)

 

[Mr. Benedict]

From Blackadder II:

The path of my life is strewn with cowpats from the devil's own satanic herd

 

[Interpol Shrimper]

Reeves and Mortimer
"You wouldn't let it Lie"
"Do you think I would..<insert action here>..and surely die , Bob "

Classic! :D

The one I constantly repeat from Big Night Out is "Yooooooouuu wooooouuuld not believe what's going on back there"

Also, another one, the classic shout of "BOILED ONIONS" from the cult one-off sitcom pilot they did called "The Weekenders" :p

 

[MK Shrimper]

Oovavu..... Iranu....

 

[Yer Blues]

That's when Matt's in a band in Game On. His first attempts at writing lyrics.

This was the first Matt (Ben Chaplin), not the other one who was less believable!

gold star

Game On - Classic? Hold on am I missing something, 'cos that was the equivalent of My Family. Good theme tune though (which reminds me... Write the theme toon, sing the theme toon....)

mk! i thought we were buds! (series one) is classic!

 

[SUFC_Al]

Richard Richard talking to Eddie E Hitler:

Richie: This is an original Ven Heusden!

Eddie: Yeah it's THE oringal Van Huesden, it hasn't had a wash since 1967.

Richie: Well if you had the common decency to go out and get a proper job instead of hanging round the flat all day like some vast slug, then maybe I will have the opportunity to take top off and wash it without the risk of you seeing my nipples!

 

[BILLERICAY BLUE]

From Blackadder II

Lord Percy - But Edmund, surely France has already been discovered. By the French for a start.

 

[Mr. Benedict]

From Blackadder II:

While on the subject of this particular episode of Blackadder II, I also remember fondly the exchange between Percy and Edmund about alchemy:

Lord Percy: My Lord! I have waited on your return!
Lord Percy: [hugs Blackadder]
Blackadder: And thank God you did, Percy, for I was just thinking to myself, "My God, I die in 12 hours, what I really need now is a hug from a complete prat."
Lord Percy: After literally an hour's ceaseless searching, I have succeeded in creating gold, pure gold.
Blackadder: Are you sure?
Lord Percy: Yes, my lord. Behold.
Blackadder: Percy... it's green.
Lord Percy: That's right, my lord.
Blackadder: Yes, Percy, I don't want to be pedantic or anything, but the colour of gold is gold. That's why it's *called* gold. What you have discovered, if it has a name, is "green".
Lord Percy: Oh, Edmund, can it be true, that I hold here in my mortal hand a nugget of purest green?
Blackadder: Indeed you do, Percy, except, of course, it's not really a nugget, it's more of a splat.
Lord Percy: Well, yes, a splat today... but tomorrow - who knows, or dares to dream?
Blackadder: So we three alone in all the world can produce the finest green at will?
Lord Percy: Just so. Not sure about counting in Baldrick, actually.

 

[Interpol Shrimper]

Game On - Classic? Hold on am I missing something, 'cos that was the equivalent of My Family. Good theme tune though (which reminds me... Write the theme toon, sing the theme toon....)

It wasn't THAT bad, plus this was Ms Janus in her prime! :p

 

[Pubey]

Chris Morris (Brass Eye)
Homosexuals can't swim, they attract enemy radar, they attract sharks, they nudge people when they're trying to shoot, they always insist on sitting at "The Captain's Table"... they *muck about*. Imagine... the fear... when you go to sleep with a gay man on board and think "Oh God, when I wake up, will everyone be dead?" You can't run a ship like that.

"Welcome to paedogeddon"