Celebrity You'd Most Like To Punch

[scrounger]

Johnny Vegas, just a fat, alcoholic who is fcuking rude to the say the least. Is that comedy?! If I was to punch him, would have to aim for the face, the stomach would be of no benefit.

 

[Ron Manager]

Quote[/b] (scrounger700 @ April 02 2006,15:03)]Is that comedy?!

Yes it fecking is! The man's absolutely hilarious and the whole 'Johnny Vegas' thing is just a character he plays.

 

[Kent Shrimper]

Urika fecking Johnson

 

[* ORM *]

Quote[/b] (Ron Manager @ April 02 2006,18:01)]

Quote[/b] (scrounger700 @ April 02 2006,15:03)]Is that comedy?!

Yes it fecking is! The man's absolutely hilarious and the whole 'Johnny Vegas' thing is just a character he plays.

Not a fan of his Johnny Vegas but this man is extremely talented as a writer and performer

 

[chadded]

Quote[/b] (Kent Shrimper @ April 02 2006,17:17)]Urika fecking Johnson

Nah, she'd still get it. But there has got to be a wicked joke in there somewhere.

 

[scrounger]

Quote[/b] (EastStandBlue @ April 01 2006,08:16)]Paris Hilton/Nicole Richie

Famous for being Famous... well done, you've shown some real talent to get where you are.

For me Jessica Simpson is even worse. Not only is she really stupid and annoying etc, her claim to fame is she can sing. Big deal, she can sing and is famous for being pretty. Also frustrates me that she never does anything original, just digs out a song from an archive. To top it off, has that squeaky American girl accent.

 

[J]

Quote[/b] (* ORM * @ April 01 2006,21:07)]Never was, is or will be remotely funny or talented.

exactly like emma bunton.. or kevin maher? i may be getting a tad confused

 

[* ORM *]

Quote[/b] (CS J @ April 02 2006,19:16)]

Quote[/b] (* ORM * @ April 01 2006,21:07)]Never was, is or will be remotely funny or talented.

exactly like emma bunton.. or kevin maher? i may be getting a tad confused

Nice one !

 

[canveyshrimper]

Darren Day - mockney tw&t

 

[C C Csiders]

Quote[/b] (MrB @ April 01 2006,00:22)]This comes up about once a year and I always put forward the same nominee:

Jamie Oliver

Same here - the phony ******

 

[Slipperduke]

Mark Lawrenson. Hands down the most irritating, pointless man on the planet. What does he do? He doesn't tell me anything I don't know, he doesn't seem to enjoy his job, he just whines about everything. Lawro, if you don't like it, don't go to the game!

"I think the force of the ball has shattered his leg, John," he said after watching five replays of the Alan Smith injury.

Shattered his leg? Shattered his leg with a ball?! Christ on a bike, Dr Lawrenson, you've done it again! How can a man who has spent thirty years in the professional game think that you can snap someones leg in half by kicking a ball at him. He's not made of fibreglass, you imbecile!

Get out of the studio, get out of football and get out of the public eye. You're not right in the head, you sit there on your comfy sofa with your ill-fitting shirt and your old pals act with Alan Hansen. You're like a creepy uncle preparing to pounce. Get out! Out!

Sorry.

Can I upgrade 'punch' to 'set fire to'? That would make my day.

 

[C C Csiders]

Quote[/b] (Slipperduke @ April 03 2006,10:10)]Mark Lawrenson. Hands down the most irritating, pointless man on the planet. What does he do? He doesn't tell me anything I don't know, he doesn't seem to enjoy his job, he just whines about everything. Lawro, if you don't like it, don't go to the game!

"I think the force of the ball has shattered his leg, John," he said after watching five replays of the Alan Smith injury.

Shattered his leg? Shattered his leg with a ball?! Christ on a bike, Dr Lawrenson, you've done it again! How can a man who has spent thirty years in the professional game think that you can snap someones leg in half by kicking a ball at him. He's not made of fibreglass, you imbecile!

Get out of the studio, get out of football and get out of the public eye. You're not right in the head, you sit there on your comfy sofa with your ill-fitting shirt and your old pals act with Alan Hansen. You're like a creepy uncle preparing to pounce. Get out! Out!

Sorry.

Can I upgrade 'punch' to 'set fire to'? That would make my day.

Wasn't there an incident many years back when Merseyside police reported that they had cautioned a Liverpool defender following an incident in the back of car (could have been a taxi)?

 

[Vange Shrimper]

Michael Lynagh. He really does my head in, and ruins the rugby programs on Sky.

Jim Rosenthal, Chantelle and a couple of others annoy me too....

 

[* ORM *]

Quote[/b] (Slipperduke @ April 03 2006,10:10)]Mark Lawrenson. Hands down the most irritating, pointless man on the planet. What does he do? He doesn't tell me anything I don't know, he doesn't seem to enjoy his job, he just whines about everything. Lawro, if you don't like it, don't go to the game!

Fantastic call ! - much better than the usual suggestions.

 

[Winkle]

Pete doherty, what a complete and utter w****r! I would love to to rap my big bertha driver full face around his head!!! (or is that abit ott)! Also (though he is not a celeb) Marco out of big brother! I would like beat him violently around his head with a lump of 4x2 and stab him in the eyes with a rusty 6 inch nail!

 

[Uncle Leo]

Quote[/b] (Winkle @ April 03 2006,12:54)]Pete doherty, what a complete and utter w****r! I would love to to rap my big bertha driver full face around his head!!! (or is that abit ott)

Not at all. Quite justified.

 

[Interpol Shrimper]

I cannot believe in 4 whole pages of this thread nobody has mentioned that untalented, annoying, vacuous pr1ck Robbie Williams.

Punch
Kick
Castrate
Incinerate
Force to watch Col U

You decide!

 

[Vange Shrimper]

Quote[/b] (glasgowsufc @ April 03 2006,16:54)]I cannot believe in 4 whole pages of this thread nobody has mentioned that untalented, annoying, vacuous pr1ck Robbie Williams.

Punch
Kick
Castrate
Incinerate
Force to watch Col U

You decide!

Ah, he's not that bad  

 

The Gallagher brothers on the other hand......

 

[Interpol Shrimper]

Quote[/b] (Vange Shrimper @ April 03 2006,16:57)]Ah, he's not that bad  

 

Says the Chantelle hater!

Oh & if you ever see Jim Rosenthal on the tele, just think of the Count off of Sesame St & then you just tune out of his patronising drawl!

 

[Vange Shrimper]

Quote[/b] (glasgowsufc @ April 03 2006,16:59)]

Quote[/b] (Vange Shrimper @ April 03 2006,16:57)]Ah, he's not that bad  

 

Says the Chantelle hater!

Oh & if you ever see Jim Rosenthal on the tele, just think of the Count off of Sesame St & then you just tune out of his patronising drawl!