The Big Shrimp
Zone Photographer
I once sold Dave Allen & Richard E Grant plants whilst working at Covent Garden Flower market!
1) Who?
2) Not celebrities.
3) Who?
It's hardly Tony Hadley or Nik Kershaw now, is it.
I once meet TrueBlue at a steak convention in the west end,bloody nice man,and his knowledge of steaks is amazing,told me to **** off when i asked for his autograph though.
I know of his brother, and you wouldn't say that in front of him...!
I've already got the name and number of Barry George's lawyer in readiness for the day that I bump into that absolute ****.
Apparently there are loads of celebrities which my friends have seen kicking round here but I'm either walking with my head down or just don't care. The latter sounds more likely but then the only person-I've-never-met-but-recognised-in-the-street recently is...
The presenter of '**** off I'm small' walking down Leigh Broadway!
I've also shagged Kim Marsh/Ryder. So there.
, plus Moira Stuart always seemed to be in Chiswick Sainsbury's the same time as me. Maybe she was stalking me. Or was I stalking her?