Celeb spotting

[Napster]

Just saw the director of Bean and former comedy partner of Griff Rhys Jones, Mel Smith, in La Trompette in Chiswick. He looks old, and holds his wine glass in a very effete way. Anyone else seen some celebs recently?

 

[Stats]

Gail Emms in the car park of Tesco's in MK.

 

[fatshrimp]

Phil Jupitus last week on the train. Does that count?

 

[please delete my account]

Afternoon Chaps,

I once saw Chris De Burgh coming out of Budgens on Hamlet Court Road.

Needless to say, he never made it to his car...

 

[graysblue]

saw and spoke to paul parker last sunday ...does he count as a celeb.

 

[seany t]

I saw Julia Davis and John Sargeant the other evening.

Alas, they weren't together. Now that would have been good...

 

[Pubey]

the drummer from the artic monkeys, and gok wan

 

[Gremlin]

and gok wan

I've already got the name and number of Barry George's lawyer in readiness for the day that I bump into that absolute ****.

 

[please delete my account]

I saw Hue from Hue and Cry in the McDonalds at Southend Airport the other day.

If anyone else wants to meet a mediocre 80's pop star, he can now be found in the Southend Hospital ward for busted knees for the next month or so...

Toodle Pip!

 

[sufc_girl]

I've already got the name and number of Barry George's lawyer in readiness for the day that I bump into that absolute ****.

Don't diss Gok...

 

[Yorkshire Blue]

Going up to Brummie land the weekend of the Walsall game, I was chucked out of my seat on the train so Edwina Currie could sit there and be filmed.

I sat in the seat opposite and bided my time. Currie was prattling on about how she'd been minister for transport at the time this particular train had been commissioned and built and how she'd seen it when it was stripped bare. At this point I broke my silence and muttered sotto voce "just like John Major". If you watch the documentary on BBC4 you can probably hear the rest of the carriage (and cameraman) attempting to stifle their laughter.

 

[Jonny_Stokes]

Scarlett Johansen, in a kitchen, two weeks ago.

 

[Gremlin]

Don't diss Gok...

Oh great, a "Gokette". Wouldn't be so much dissing, more diss-posing of his body if I ever had the misfortune.

 

[Davros]

Phil Jupitus last week on the train. Does that count?

no, everyone in the Southend area has seen Phil in some sort of eatery/shop

 

[Uncle Leo]

George Alagiah of BBC News by Liverpool Street Station a couple of weeks ago.

 

[please delete my account]

I've seen Alistair Stewart from the ITV news in the City.
He was getting stuck into a bottle of schnaps in a well known skin bar.
All was fine until he overheard some geezer taking the **** out of his ridiculous combover, then it all kicked off.

 

[Ricey]

Claire Sweeney flew into Southend Airport the other day on a Cherokee. She was looking rather nice with her knee high boots on...

 

[MrB]

I saw Julia Davis and John Sargeant the other evening.

Who?

And who?

Anyway, it wasn't recent but I did see Timmy Mallett having a 'don't you know who I am' moment at the bowling alley on the pier many moons ago when they said all the lanes were taken.

If I'd have been that 16yo girl on reception I'd have said 'yes, you're that speccy **** from the telly. Now **** off'. Then I'd have touched 'my' boobs and other places. Then I'd have gone and been a slut somewhere. Sorry, mind is drfiting.....

 

[seany t]

Who?

And who?

The fairly hot woman who's been in lots of comedy (most famously 'Nighty Night'), and the newsreader who's currently on Strictly Come Dancing.

 

[MK Shrimper]

Gail Emms in the car park of Tesco's in MK.

And in the gym occasionally with Nathan wotsitface.