C*Nts Corner

[overseas shrimper]

Michael Moore for trying to shove his own personal agenda down everyone's throat in the most biased and sensationalist way possible. He may have some points... but the way he goes about his mission in an exploitative manner to make huge wonga makes him a total **** in my book!

 

[Mad Cyril]

Quote[/b] (The Artful Shrimper @ Oct. 19 2004,23:46)]anyway........any more?

Sting
Vernon Kaye
Tim Lovejoy
Ewan McGregor
Jim Davidson
Jude Law
Maroon 5

 

[HUMBLEPIE]

MURNAHAN (Professional Arsenal Supporter) AND KAPINSKY (Simpering Tart)

 

[Leeboy]

Robbie Williams ( fat useless tw*t who employs songwriters to make him famous )
Angus Deayton ( smug, plastic Man U **** )
Kate Winslet ( fat ugly 'actress' who divorced hubby No.1 because he wasn't famous )

 

[steveh1510]

Kris Akabussi
Ainsley Harriot

 

[West Country Shrimper]

Ally McCoist
Chavs
My ex boyfriend

 

[Leeboy]

Quote[/b] (West Country Shrimper @ Oct. 20 2004,10:17)]Chavs

pot? kettle?

 

[Benfleetshrimp]

Quote[/b] (Leeboy @ Oct. 20 2004,10:03)]Kate Winslet       ( fat ugly 'actress' who divorced hubby No.1 because he wasn't famous )

Damn she is my fav celeb babe I would most like to get jiggy with.
You Mr Morgan can go and do one.

 

[Leeboy]

Quote[/b] (Benfleetshrimp @ Oct. 20 2004,10:22)]

Quote[/b] (Leeboy @ Oct. 20 2004,10:03)]Kate Winslet       ( fat ugly 'actress' who divorced hubby No.1 because he wasn't famous )

Damn she is my fav celeb babe I would most like to get jiggy with.
You Mr Morgan can go and do one.

well I suppose that's what makes us all individuals, our opinions.

Personally, I wouldn't **** on her if she was on fire

Thank you Mr Hickey, I think I will

 

[Spaceman Spiff]

Quote[/b] (Matt the Shrimp @ Oct. 19 2004,18:36)]

Quote[/b] (Spaceman Spiff @ Oct. 19 2004,17:45)]Jacques Chirac  

You xenophobic plank...

 

What? Just because the person I want to put into c**ts Corner isn't English I'm a xenophobe?

You plank!  

Join Jacques in the corner immediately....  

 

[Birri]

Quote[/b] (Matt the Shrimp @ Oct. 19 2004,18:36)]

Quote[/b] (Spaceman Spiff @ Oct. 19 2004,17:45)]Jacques Chirac  

You xenophobic plank...

 

The French for the following:
Their farmers for not allowing our produce in through calais and going on strike when they feel like it
Their fishermen & dockers for not letting our ferries in or out of port and going on strike when they feel like it
The way their authorities just push everyone through to us instead of pushing them back to where they came from to them
Wanting the world to speak french instead of english
watoo watoo (an annoying cartoon they had in the 80's)
Citron 2CV'S (Feckin Hippy motors)
Mimes!

 

[Andy_S]

Robbie Williams
Tony Wilson
Blue
Alex Ferguson

 

[Rusty Lee]

Paul McKenna

 

[Mad Cyril]

Quote[/b] (Birri @ Oct. 21 2004,11:10)]watoo watoo (an annoying cartoon they had in the 80's)

There was nothing wrong with Watoo Watoo.

The magic roundabout was also French.

 

[Matt the Shrimp]

Quote[/b] (Spaceman Spiff @ Oct. 21 2004,10:24)]

Quote[/b] (Matt the Shrimp @ Oct. 19 2004,18:36)]

Quote[/b] (Spaceman Spiff @ Oct. 19 2004,17:45)]Jacques Chirac  

You xenophobic plank...

 

What? Just because the person I want to put into c**ts Corner isn't English I'm a xenophobe?

Nah, just 'cos I fancied having a go at you...

 

[SUFC_Al]

Quote[/b] (West Country Shrimper @ Oct. 20 2004,10:17)]Ally McCoist
Chavs
My ex boyfriend

chavs, here here

Chris Evans (t*sser)
Alex Ferguson (nuff said)
George Dubya

 

[W4 Shrimper]

Graeme Souness (it's never HIS f**king fault is it?)
All of Westlife (Jesus lads, you're still young, why the ****y ballads?)
Garry Bushell (need I say more?)

 

[Spaceman Spiff]

I nearly forgot... Yasmin Alibhai-Brown, of The Independant (you're having a laugh) and Women Against Absolutely Bloody Everything...

She can go in the corner, but not before she's had a damn good kicking (on the basis that 'she' clearly isnt human, let alone a woman)

 

[Matt the Shrimp]

Quote[/b] (Spaceman Spiff @ Oct. 21 2004,13:08)]I nearly forgot... Yasmin Alibhai-Brown, of The Independant (you're having a laugh) and Women Against Absolutely Bloody Everything...

She can go in the corner, but not before she's had a damn good kicking (on the basis that 'she' clearly isnt human, let alone a woman)  

I nearly forgot... you're somewhat to the right of Attilla the Hun, arencha Spiffy?!

 

[Spaceman Spiff]

Mine and 'Tilly's political views have been known to overlap on occasion, yes