Battle of the Sitcoms - Round One (Heat 9)

[BLUEBLOOD]

Blimey ... don't tell me we are actually gonna get an interesting poll for once !!!

 

[Jedi Shrimper]

Alan vs Farmers (featuring Chris Morriss)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n5jpVbEL0jc
"and now T'Pau..."

Alan addressing the widow of a recently deceased 40 year old:
‘All those people who go around saying “Life begins at forty”. They're notable by their absence. The nerve.’

 

[OldBlueLady]

This is a surprising little treat also features the unmistakable tones of Kathy Staff (later Norah Batty) as the Widow Featherstone

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGRfcSEHYJY&feature=related

 

[MK Shrimper]

This is a surprising little treat also features the unmistakable tones of Kathy Staff (later Norah Batty) as the Widow Featherstone

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGRfcSEHYJY&feature=related

Oh yeah, that'd swing it :whistling:

 

[OldBlueLady]

Oh yeah, that'd swing it :whistling:

I'll be doing a Norah Batty on you in a minute with me broom!

Did you look at the link? It isn't what you'd expect.

 

[Jedi Shrimper]

Discussing his love of the band U2 :-
"Sunday Bloody Sunday. What a great song. It really encapsulates the frustration of a Sunday, doesn't it? You wake up in the morning, you've got to read all the Sunday papers, the kids are running round, you've got to mow the lawn, wash the car, and you just think 'Sunday, bloody Sunday!'

On discussing female aesthetics (Sonia's best points) with Lynne:
"I don't like big feet. It reminds me of gammon."

"Just a little joke there about how infected spinal column effects the central nervous system... it's now 5.35am..."

 

[JoshC]

"Classic intercourse Sonia"
Love it when he rates her fry up, "One problem, the beans and eggs were mixxing together. Now I may want mix them but I'd rather it be my oown decision. You might want to use the sausage as a breakwater"

 

[MK Shrimper]

I'll be doing a Norah Batty on you in a minute with me broom!

Did you look at the link? It isn't what you'd expect.

Can't YooToob at work unfortunately, though I'd expect not to laugh and go and watch some Alan Patridge. Ah hah!

 

[OldBlueLady]

Well, it's to do with this little chap and some of his friends

so I thought it would be right up your street!

 

[BrettieAngell]

Alan Partridge

"Kiss my face!"

 

[Uncle Leo]

Alan Partridge

"Kiss my face!"

"Smell my cheese"

"You threw a monkey in to the sea?"

 

[BrettieAngell]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZhysyhUL9k

"Yes, yes, yes,yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees, that was a goal!":D

 

[seany t]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZhysyhUL9k

"Yes, yes, yes,yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees, that was a goal!":D

I love that. "****! Did you see that?!!!?" / "Goal! And another!"

Though this is my favourite Partridge moment, never actually broadcast, and found deep within the extras DVD in "The Day Today" boxset:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qDB5Akd4-Z4

 

[Jedi Shrimper]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZhysyhUL9k

"Yes, yes, yes,yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees, that was a goal!":D

"Tw*t! That was liquid football!" :D

 

[seany t]

Knowing me knowing you was pretty funny too:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29SslXv_Ja8

 

[Andy_S]

Alan Partridge. It's textbook.

 

[undercovershrimper]

Alan Partridge. It's textbook ****e.

corrected for accuracy

 

[jassyfa1]

Just gone for Partridge, which has taken the lead in the poll.

 

[Cricko]

I do not understand Partridge and think he is a knob..


Vote ..Open all hours!

 

[canveyshrimper]

I do not understand Partridge and think he is a knob..


Vote ..Open all hours!

Steve Coogan like Ricky Gervais needs that smug expression wiped from his self satisfied mug.