Are you batting above your average.

[Einstein]

That's valentines sorted then.... :nope:

I have no shame in saying that I love Mrs MK with all of my heart and my life would be an empty shell without her. She's everything I've ever wanted and more besides, so yes I'm batting WAAAYYYY above my average!

Please note this post Chadded.

This is what we were expecting (and should have come) from you.

 

[davewebbsbrain]

That's valentines sorted then.... :nope:

I have no shame in saying that I love Mrs MK with all of my heart and my life would be an empty shell without her. She's everything I've ever wanted and more besides, so yes I'm batting WAAAYYYY above my average!

Which means she is batting well below her average!!!

 

[Yer Blues]

Which means she is batting well below her average!!!

any reason you are being nasty today?

 

[osymandus]

The most beloved Ms Osy's is well above me also , plus having the abality to look utterly sexy as well as repairing a car, loving Ale and loving computer games is just a huge bonus .

On a nother note any chance Slipperduke could write with Tarquins permission of course his wild life into a book for teh rest of us.

 

[Firestorm]

as for my batting average, i ended up going for a duck..



Well, big arse, short legs and it sounds like its quacking...I assume its a duck

 

[JoshC]

A late answer but yes I am :)

 

[Berrichonne shrimper]

Im not even on the same field as my much better half,she has 6 children with me being the 6th,she cooks like a angle and romps like a devil.she gets her kit on every night if told when the kids are in bed and just does whatever asked of her and all she needs in return is a back rub and maybe a few orgasms every now and then.
And 5 years ago when she asked me to stop the affair that she gave me perrmisson to have and i turned around and told her ok but im boffing another 3 as well,she forgave me and offered me a 2nd chance.
She is highly clever(cant spell inteigent) and a very driven woman and has the greatest nipples ever as viewers of the watchers website will confirm.
Batting above my wieght,well im 18 stone and not even in the same league as my wife.

 

[toellandback]

Im not even on the same field as my much better half,she has 6 children with me being the 6th,she cooks like a angle and romps like a devil.she gets her kit on every night if told when the kids are in bed and just does whatever asked of her and all she needs in return is a back rub and maybe a few orgasms every now and then.
And 5 years ago when she asked me to stop the affair that she gave me perrmisson to have and i turned around and told her ok but im boffing another 3 as well,she forgave me and offered me a 2nd chance.
She is highly clever(cant spell inteigent) and a very driven woman and has the greatest nipples ever as viewers of the watchers website will confirm.
Batting above my wieght,well im 18 stone and not even in the same league as my wife.

After reading that i'm touched mate, clearly not as often as your wife but touched all the same ;)

 

[davewebbsbrain]

any reason you are being nasty today?

Not nasty....surely just a statement of fact. If someone is batting well above their average, it stands to reason that the partner must be batting well below their average!

 

[chadded]

Batting above your average is the wrong terminology, as I suppose I could say I am batting above my average as the current Mrs Chadded is far better looking than anything I've been with before. That's mainly because pre Mrs Chadded, I would go after anything with a pulse, looks were optional.

However, If you were to ask whether or not someone was punching above their weight, then the answer could be different. I'd say I'm batting above my average, but not punching.

 

[Aberdeen Shrimper]

:puke :puke ;)

Mate that is disgusting

But at the same time awwww you soft git

Bless him...........nothing wrong with admitting your passion for your woman.....or man in Ricey's case!!


:whistling:

 

[Einstein]

Batting above your average is the wrong terminology, as I suppose I could say I am batting above my average as the current Mrs Chadded is far better looking than anything I've been with before. That's mainly because pre Mrs Chadded, I would go after anything with a pulse, looks were optional.

However, If you were to ask whether or not someone was punching above their weight, then the answer could be different. I'd say I'm batting above my average, but not punching.

No.

Rate yourself out of 10.

Then rate your partner out of 10.

I guarantee the current* Mrs Chadded will be higher. Therefore you're punching.

*Does she know she's only current? Sounds like she's a stop gap before you get back to belting your usual type again!

 

[chadded]

No.

Rate yourself out of 10.

Then rate your partner out of 10.

I guarantee the current* Mrs Chadded will be higher. Therefore you're punching.

*Does she know she's only current? Sounds like she's a stop gap before you get back to belting your usual type again!

Is being thick a skill you've had since birth, or is it a new found skill you enjoy practicing? I'm saying there is a difference between batting and punching.

As for rating myself out of 10, I'll go with 11. Current Mrs Chadded- 9. Never let a girl know they are a ten- there's always room for improvement.

P.S It's current because it is, as opposed to former.