Are you batting above your average.

[chaco27saf]

I'm single right now but I feel that everything has pretty much evened out for me. I've dated some girls who were way out of my league, but I've dated some bush leaguers as well.

 

[A Century United]

Batting well above my average, I'm happy to say. And 25 years later still at the crease!

:) :) :)

 

[Bazza the dog]

Certainly not my other half is a 24 carot Discussing old flea bag who thinks the sun shines out of her ****ing ****.

 

[Vange Shrimper]

Im very happy with my other half at the moment :p :D

 

[Einstein]

This deserves a bump. A shameless bump about a member of the SZFC 'clique'....

One of our SZFC friends has just bagged himself his first ever girlfriend. As he doesn't usually get the chance to vote in such threads I thought I'd bump it so he now can. He didn't vote the single option last time, however he may have been in Afghan on holiday at the time. Anyway, now is his chance to vote. All the SZFC players are waiting in anticipation, which way his vote will swing.

It's also interesting to see which way another SZFC player voted though!! :D

 

[chadded]

Amazing. I must have had about 6 first ever girlfriends. Now I've voted, how about you vote big mouth.....

 

[Perth Bambi]

Amazing. I must have had about 6 first ever girlfriends. Now I've voted, how about you vote big mouth.....

Chadded, how many bloody times do I have to tell you, you are Bangladesh to her South Africa, comparitively of course.

And Einstein I assume you are talking about the answer of one Mr Scrooger. Considering he is 24, fat, bald and greying that is very harsh on his girlfriend.

 

[MK Shrimper]

Need to change my vote cos I aint a singleton anymore thankgod!

 

[MrB]

Need to change my vote cos I aint a singleton anymore thankgod!

Me too, differing reasons....

 

[Einstein]

Now I've voted.

Funniest vote ever.

Seriously, you keep admitting it to everyone in private so why not just come out and say it?

I spoke to you on the phone two weeks ago and you told me you were punching above your weight.

I have an email from Daisy this week and that confirms the same thing.

Yorkshire Bambi can also confirm it.

No doubt there's another 15 of the SZFC lads that can confirm.

Do not try & turn it around on me, Daisy, Bambi, or anyone else as the ShrimperZone public can see through your lies.

Just admit it. Once and for all.

 

[seany t]

Until Drewe Broughton befriends me on Facebook and acknowledges his undying love for me too, I'm abstaining from this thread.

 

[Einstein]

And Einstein I assume you are talking about the answer of one Mr Scrooger. Considering he is 24, fat, bald and greying that is very harsh on his girlfriend.

Girlfriend? I thought he was single again?!

 

[Perth Bambi]

Who knows with him

 

[The General]

Lol. Great bump!

 

[MK Shrimper]

Until Drewe Broughton befriends me on Facebook and acknowledges his undying love for me too, I'm abstaining from this thread.

You are Ricey and I claim my £5.

 

[Rusty Shackleford]

I'm a rotund 37 year old with the worst credit rating in the country and a string of illegitimate children around the world. My other half is ten years younger, fit as a butcher's dog and has a glittering career thus far. So, she is obviously batting above her average because I'm the Rustyman.

 

[Pubey]

Hey there chaps!

When I first met the bird, she was fit, pert, very keen and had a fair amount of money.
Now, unfortunately, she's haggard, fat, sagging like a bag of nails, disinterested, broke and riddled with std's.
I'll have to ditch the old sow and get hold of someone who doesn't complain when I try to doink her up the jacksie.

Hope this helps
Kind Regards

genius, as always!:D

 

[Thorpe Groyney]

I can certainly do better than the current bint, but like most blokes, when it's on a plate , doesn't interfere with your football and other social activities, and isn't a complete heffalump who cares?

 

[MK Shrimper]

I can certainly do better than the current bint, but like most blokes, when it's on a plate , doesn't interfere with your football and other social activities, and isn't a complete heffalump who cares?

That's valentines sorted then.... :nope:

I have no shame in saying that I love Mrs MK with all of my heart and my life would be an empty shell without her. She's everything I've ever wanted and more besides, so yes I'm batting WAAAYYYY above my average!

 

[toellandback]

That's valentines sorted then.... :nope:

I have no shame in saying that I love Mrs MK with all of my heart and my life would be an empty shell without her. She's everything I've ever wanted and more besides, so yes I'm batting WAAAYYYY above my average!

:puke :puke ;)

Mate that is disgusting

But at the same time awwww you soft git