A worried mum

[Tinks]

How do you make it last that long???? :stunned:

Well being as I am female and of the more mature age I would suggest you go have a talk to your father ;)

 

[callan]

Well being as I am female and of the more mature age I would suggest you go have a talk to your father ;)

You know his father?

 

[shrimperton]

Well being as I am female and of the more mature age I would suggest you go have a talk to your father ;)

Cant you just show me tinkerbell?, as my dads not the talking type!:unsure:

 

[Tinks]

Come can't any of you younger fella's help this poor lad out!

 

[J]

Jay is beyond help.

 

[Southminster_Shrimper]

Only 2 minutes!

Ken was including foreplay in that time aswell...:stunned:

 

[shrimperton]

Ken was including foreplay in that time aswell...:stunned:

Oh, thats sorted it then 1:51 secs of foreplay and 5 secs of intercourse, that leaves 4 seconds to get out before her hubby comes home!!! :)

 

[wiggy]

I think thats what Ive imagined.....20 years ago.
Cheers for the chat. I am feeling alot better about it and Im sure hes going to have a great time. His first away match of many I reckon.

I'd be more worried the fact that he is gay, hasn't he told you yet woops!

 

[thechampionship_isupsidedown]

I was having a bad day but now I'm not. This is one of the funniest threads I've ever seen on here. Is there an archive of classic threads? This must be close to being near the top!!

Thank you all!!!

Mum of ShrimperJay, have no fear, I'm sure he'll be well looked after, well watched, and have a great day. Despite the somewhat worriesome appearance of most SUFC fans, we're a good bunch. ;-)

Put a sticker on his back say "if lost please return to SUFC coach number __" and give him a pen to fill in the number. Worked for Paddington Bear... or did it?!

 

[davewebbsbrain]

The question is, does Jay_shrimpers mum need looking after while you are all looking after Jay at the Keepmoat stadium!!

 

[secondalibi]

The question is, does Jay_shrimpers mum need looking after while you are all looking after Jay at the Keepmoat stadium!!

Careful now....

- G

 

[TTS]

I think thats what Ive imagined.....20 years ago.
Cheers for the chat. I am feeling alot better about it and Im sure hes going to have a great time. His first away match of many I reckon.

no twenty years ago , we would have only taken 10 fans and a dog to Donnie on a Friday night !!

 

[Cricko]

No whos that or shouldnt I ask?

Some young sexgod....:whistling:

 

[sue1012]

The question is, does Jay_shrimpers mum need looking after while you are all looking after Jay at the Keepmoat stadium!!

Dont worry about me......Im having a skins party whilst hes out.

 

[ozzy-shrimper]

Jay I would love to meet you Friday, your mum is just like mine but not this extreme to be worried about baloons suffocating you.

 

[sue1012]

Jay I would love to meet you Friday, your mum is just like mine but not this extreme to be worried about baloons suffocating you.

Him and his brother told me that........mind they were giggling like baffoons at the time. hmmmm

 

[sue1012]

Some young sexgod....:whistling:

Got the two minutes nailed then.....pmsl

 

[davewebbsbrain]

Dont worry about me......Im having a skins party whilst hes out.

Whehey, so what time do I get there ;)

 

[Cricko]

Whehey, so what time do I get there ;)

You are far to old for all that Malarky Phil...:dim:

 

[TrueBlue]

Him and his brother told me that........mind they were giggling like baffoons at the time. hmmmm

Steak Meal love? don't worry about your son worry about me!