A Role for Ron

[Sparte]

He must be feeling very strange leaving the club after all these years!

 

[Amwell Blue]

When he does go the mods will have fun moving All the Ron threads to ex-shrimpers

 

[Willis]

I ****ing hate Ron Martin

….there I’ve said it, feel much better now

 

[Thor1]

Incase Ron in the foundations, that way he could support the club in perpetuity.

 

[Mr Browns Ghost]

I hope Ron’s next role will be testing seat belts or the impact of gun wounds to the head from different distances

 

[Mr Browns Ghost]

My biggest joy would be seeing him face a custodial sentence in some shape or form … I would love to think he is behind the door in a cat A prison

 

[Sparte]

My biggest joy would be seeing him face a custodial sentence in some shape or form … I would love to think he is behind the door in a cat A prison

They’d have him squealing like a pig…

 

[rayleighblue22]

chief mushroom raiser (he likes keeping people in the dark and feeding them s***)

 

[Prawn]

Onion slicer

 

[ColinMorrisWalksOnWater]

East Bank toilet mushroom harvester.

 

[Tampa Blue]

Is the title of this thread a typo should it read "A Hole For Ron" ?

 

[Barry.C]

Modelling one of these?

 

[Thor1]

Ryan Goslings stunt double

 

[Mad Dog Shrimper]

Flogging peanuts.

 

[Spaceman Spiff]

Mushroom taste quality control and non-toadstool safety certification.

 

[cerbera45]

I think the new owners could ask him to appear in these at each home game for the 1st season

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The new owners could charge £1 to throw a sponge of water, £2 for a sponge of dirty water, £3 for a couple of rotten tomatoes and £4.50 for a Roots Hall burger.

They could make a fair amount of their initial outlay for the club back within the 1st season.

courtesty of Alan Partridge

 

[Supa Shrimpa]

Left back serving the onions !!!!!!!

 

[Dave Smiths Love Child]

Grave digger he has buried the club now