A Role for Ron

[Mad Cyril]

CEO of OceanGate

 

[turkishm]

Unfortunately its a bit late but would have liked him to have been on explorer 1. Would have saved the club a lot of grief.

 

[davewebbsbrain]

Unfortunately its a bit late but would have liked him to have been on explorer 1. Would have saved the club a lot of grief.

Southend United is pretty much the football equivalent of Explorer 1 now

 

[SouthendSpence]

Hot air and a waste of oxygen is not what you need on a sub

 

[SS9_Shrimper]

Chief transfer negotiator.

 

[gatecrasher]

Players hairdresser and part time urinal cake

 

[RHB]

President of the total ****ers club.

 

[TUMBO]

Wouldn't trust that bloke to handle a Ham and Cheese Roll, let alone a role in club operations

 

[TrevorFitzpatrickHattrick]

Potwasher in Belmarsh.

 

[Jedi Shrimper]

I think the new owners could ask him to appear in these at each home game for the 1st season

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The new owners could charge £1 to throw a sponge of water, £2 for a sponge of dirty water, £3 for a couple of rotten tomatoes and £4.50 for a Roots Hall burger.

They could make a fair amount of their initial outlay for the club back within the 1st season.

Leave him in there 24/7 until the RH is paid off. Should only take a week. 2 weeks and a redevelopment would be paid for.

I’d happily pay a Tenner to turn a fireman’s hose on him for a full minute.

 

[Dave Smiths Love Child]

Pinocchio at Trust kids Christmas pantomime

 

[londonblue]

I assume this thread was meant as a joke, but would it sweeten any deal for him if he was given a title such as life president? And, if so, would people accept it?

Personally I think it's a purely hypothetical point because I don't think it will ever happen, but nevertheless...

 

[mattytheshrimper]

With so many changes ahead of us I thought we could take a moment to consider where Ron will end up after our immediate future is settled.

I’ll start us off in the land of reality. I believe he will become Life President of the club, overseeing the rough passage ahead and guiding us to smoother waters.

What role would you give Ron Martin, either here or elsewhere?

I wouldn't let him tie my shoelaces

 

[Callum]

How about making the teas

 

[Swiss Tony]

CFO. Chief Forager (of Mushrooms)

Potwasher in Belmarsh.

Or displaced soap gatherer in the ablution area.

 

[Whispering Bob]

Scarecrow ?

 

[TrevorFitzpatrickHattrick]

Head of Payroll.

 

[Holy Joe]

War chest hunter

 

[I 8 COLU]

West stand Bog Attendant.

 

[Jasrod]

Boris Johnson’s stunt double for the upcoming “Party Gate” documentary