A Role for Ron

[Userorange]

With so many changes ahead of us I thought we could take a moment to consider where Ron will end up after our immediate future is settled.

I’ll start us off in the land of reality. I believe he will become Life President of the club, overseeing the rough passage ahead and guiding us to smoother waters.

What role would you give Ron Martin, either here or elsewhere?

 

[Westcliff DGS]

I hope your joking which I suspect you are.

If RM is involved in any format with the club then I will never spend any money on the club again.

 

[Texas Eslan]

CFO. Chief Forager (of Mushrooms) Officer

 

[Willis]

Head of Public Relations & External Communications

 

[Dutch Branch]

Quality control monitor in the East Stand burger bar for his 25 years service.

 

[damien]

We should put him in a cage hanging outside the East stand entrance to warn away other nefarious owners

 

[Supershrimper]

I think the new owners could ask him to appear in these at each home game for the 1st season



The new owners could charge £1 to throw a sponge of water, £2 for a sponge of dirty water, £3 for a couple of rotten tomatoes and £4.50 for a Roots Hall burger.

They could make a fair amount of their initial outlay for the club back within the 1st season.

 

[overseas shrimper]

I suggest we engage him as a motivational speaker for admin staff and playing staff.

 

[thorpebayshrimper]

No more than this (yes I know the spelling's different)!

 

[yogi bear up the cagire]

Mycologist in the toilets ?

 

[BEERMONSTER]

The only appropriate one for such a massive S#!t

 

[ThurrockShrimper]

I think the new owners could ask him to appear in these at each home game for the 1st season

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The new owners could charge £1 to throw a sponge of water, £2 for a sponge of dirty water, £3 for a couple of rotten tomatoes and £4.50 for a Roots Hall burger.

They could make a fair amount of their initial outlay for the club back within the 1st season.

I'd prefer to throw cabbages, hot bovril and gravel

 

[thenobster]

The man who delivers food parcels to the families he didn't pay

 

[Flinty]

The aftershave guy in the toilets ?

No Dud, no club
No Maher, no player
Get real or no deal

 

[fbm]

All joking aside I sincerely hope there will be no role in the long term (I'm pretty sure he wouldn't want one!) But if anyone thinks there will be a clean break with no involvement from him at all in the next 3-4 years they need to think again. Even if Kimura had raken the original deal and it would all have gone smoothly, he would still be landlord at RH until Fossetts was built.

The only way RM is not involved is if the club dies and I don't think we want that.

Personally I'll just take him not running the club or having any material say in those that do.

For those who say they'll stay away until he's completely gone, be prepared for a long wait.

 

[davewebbsbrain]

Chief undercover nurture trainer

 

[CanveyCastle]

He could have the job of replacing the blue things put in the urinals.

We could all piddle on him forever.

#MartinOutlittleturd

 

[EastGreenNutter]

Give Ron a job in the club shop then don't pay him for months.

 

[Tommy2holes]

Chief buffont checker

 

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