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  1. Football songs

    chant to Lord of the Dance tune at Man United the other day: "Park, Park, Where-ever you may be You eat dogs in your home country But it could be worse - You could be a scouse Eating rats in your council house" (To the tune of The Addams Family) for fans visiting Roots Hall: "Your...
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  2. C C Csiders

    Psychic Fair

    Went to a Psychic Fair yesterday (why do they have to advertise these?) and there was a hell of a lot of confusion there. It seems a group of young dyslexic science A-level students arrived there looking to speak to University Admissions Tutors about entry onto BSc Physics courses.
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  3. Craig Davies

    Oxford's young striker Craig Davies may be worth a look.  Apparently Verona wanted to sign him up but Craig declined.  He's only 20 and seems to have bags of potential.  Below are some links to the Oxford official site which gives some more detail: - Craig Davies Stats Verona Story Oxford...

  4. Shrimper-Zone - Simply The Best!

    As an Exiled Shrimper, SZ is my window on the world of SUFC. Thanks to all who give, or have given in the past,  their time and talents to keeping it going, sorting problems, cracking the whip, posting interesting news or starting outrageous rumours (and thereby triggering laughter and numerous...
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  5. New Topical Song

    To the tune of "British Grenadiers": Some complain of Sean Goater, And some of Super Cheese. Of Barret  and Flahaven, And such great names as these. But In all the Season's Matches, Tilly would neverever da-are With a tow, row, row, row, row, row, Substitute Kevin Maher! For those philistines...
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  6. BluePartridge

    Southend United in Holland.

    I hear there is beginning to be a connection between FC Utrecht and Southend United possibly, I need pictures please. At the Utrecht .v. Ajax game. A tribute to David di Tommaso who died aged 26 years, a French defender who played for FC Utrecht. I have my sources, these guys will be at...
  7. Matt the Shrimp

    Any Norwegian Shrimpers out there?

    Well, someone found this... Aftenposten, Oslo... I particularly like the fact that he has been referred to as "Frédérico Eastwood" - is this the influence of Che ¡Hasta la victoria siempre! Wilson, I wonder... Anyhow, since I speak only two words of Norwegian (*), I can't make head nor...
  8. C C Csiders

    Most annoying people on radio

    After last week's annoying TV faces I turn my attention to radio. Who do you find the most aggravating voices on the old wireless? My 1, 2, 3: 1. Steve Wright, Radio 2 An aggravating short-arsed, big-nosed ****. If surrounding himself with his 'posse' all laughing at his jokes...
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  9. The Playoff Final Chat Room

    The chat room for the Final, which is the Final Final match of the season is: Here Supplied as always by The Shrimpers Online Crew As I am leaving for Cardiff in two hours, I have to post this early. Would some kind souls either pin it or bump it occasionaly? Thanks
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  10. Help please

    Could anyone tell me whats wrong or if its the same for everyone? Whenever I try to hear the Radio interviews I get a message telling me about no pathway found by windows media player...Since they have changed the format I have not heard a single one.
  11. Bob Cratchitt

    Front page updated

    Seems the Server bods have screwed up our ftp access but hey I know a little trick to get the stuff up there. It seems site problems come in threes 1)Shrimpers-online main site goes off the air but messageboard hosted externally is ok 2)SZ loses the messageboard but the main site is ok. 3)...

  12. O's star Scott forced to retire

    ANDY SCOTT'S CAREER Sheffield United: 75 league games (6 goals) Chesterfield (loan): 5 (3) Bury (loan): 8 (0) Brentford: 125 (30) Oxford: 95 (24) Leyton Orient: 47 (10) Leyton Orient midfielder Andy Scott has been told to retire from football. Scott, 32, has been diagnosed with...

  13. Is it real?

    Most points - Southend. Most points per game - Southend (1.8) Least home goals conceded - Southend. Least goals conceded overall - Southend. 17 games unbeaten - Southend. Last 4 games - 4 wins, scored 10, conceded 0 - Southend. Spent the night with Cameron Diaz and Anna Kounakova. OK 6 out of...

  14. Important

    The clocks go forward on Sunday night! So make sure you change them before you go to bed as you don’t want to turn up to Cambridge on Monday an hour late!!!
  15. Bob Cratchitt

    Re the PM sent out to Hattrick users

    Nothing to see here move along, move along!!

  16. Operation Spaniard - New and Updated!

    OS is busy, so has asked me to put this forward: Mike, as many of you know, was the driving force behind Shrimper Zone for a long time. Mike can't come to Cardiff because he can't raise the cash. He doesn't want charity, but he does need a (medium to long term) loan. The proposal is this: We...
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  17. Tilly and Basil  Take us to Two Cup Finals

    That has got to be record for a rookie manager - Tillie took over on 20th November 2003, so he has been in charge for just under 16 months. Who needs temperamental foreign managers when we have the Deadly Duo?

  18. Will the Chat Room be empty tonight?

    With all you lucky beggars going to the hall? Well just in case anyone is locked out at kick off, this is the Chat Room for the LDV tonight. Chat facilites provided by The Shrimpers Online.
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  19. Why does the zone........

    Turn "l o l" into laughing out loud?  I understand (and enjoy) things like C********r and Premier$hite, but l o l is supposed to be an acronym. Will the zone be spelling out ROTFLMAO next? Yes, it is petty, but with so much euphoria spilling out of the message board, I felt I ought to restore...
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  20. More catering!

    .from my poll, I will write to GK about the results. I would like serious suggestions on how to improve things - not "LESS QUEUEING"  as that doesn't help. Be specific about what you want and how to achieve it, e.g. "decent sausages from a local butcher" or "Soup and Bovril". Thanks chaps and...
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