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  1. Matt the Shrimp

    The Fictional Dinner Party Thread

    It's Friday, and I'm waiting for DtS to put up a thread which is far more amusing / edgy than anything that staid ole' MtS can come up with... so, in the meantime, I thought I'd go with a message-board classic: The Dinner Party thread. It's dinner, round at your place, the...
  2. Jonny_Stokes

    Tomorrow Night

    What should I do? You decide!

  3. The football league....

    ..the football league is upside down, we're going up with the Barnsley, the football league is upside down!!! Been a while since ive sung that! Cheer up guys, i know its hard but things can only get better right?!
  4. MrB

    My story

    I've never been that lucky with holidays: - Away for Grimsby game two seasons ago (ok, not so bad in the end, I scheduled that to make sure I was there for the play offs) - Away for Bristol City game last season (bad, though at least I was at Swansea) - Away when SZFC played at Roots Hall (no...
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    • Replies: 68
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  5. DTS

    Players for Saturday

    Baring in mind we lost Billy last night and Simon Francis is suspended for the weekend match I cant help but think we are stupidly short of bodies. As I see it now we have FULLY FIT Flavs, Collis, Hammell,Barrett, Sodje,Clarke,Hunt, Wilson Gutts,Maher,Smith,Gower, Moussa Hooper,Harrold...
  6. Jonny_Stokes

    A bit of perspective

    Firstly: f%&k off Jonny, Orient scum, going down, East London is full of ethnic minorities. Right, now we've got that out of the way: I can't believe the negativity on this board. I really can't. I know football fans are fickle creatures, and I know as well as any of you how it feels to embark...
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    • amazed atmospheres attitudes capital crack cup ethnic exactly fa cup foo incredible ish ley lose mis mistakes proposed qui scum upside wes
    • Replies: 37
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  7. DTS

    Ex footballer Arrested

    Naughty Boy !!! A bit before my time I think but sure some of you will know him.
    • DTS
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    • 606 bbc upside
    • Replies: 16
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  8. DTS

    Appoint a Manager and Assistant

    Assuming one day be it now or hopefully in years time Tilly & Brush decide to leave we will of course need a new manager and assistant. If Ron Martin came to you and said pick two people from the SZ community who would you go for. I am going for as follows Manager - Neil - Always talk...
  9. Jonny_Stokes

    Nice to see..

    Nothing like a ****poor series of results, culminating in a dreadful home performance to get the message board in uproar. Blimey this league's going to be harder than either the fans or our manager thought - we're actually going to be in a bit of relegation trouble this season. Our...
  10. DTS

    Mark Gower.

    Whilst I am sure the bulk of the press coverage will go to Adam Barrett I personally thought G-Man had his best ever game for us. Everything he did was dangerous and he ripped his marker to shreads so many times I lost count. What impressed me most though was his fitness. As few years ago he...
  11. DTS

    Tilly Confident

    Tilly confident Should be a tough game. Makes such a nice change to see big clubs down at the hall....Starting to get a bit too used to this new division now.
  12. DTS

    Is the pub the best area

    For me I have started coming to the pub first. I think the main site gets a bit daft and has a few too many kiddies on it writing in some black mans text talk.Luckily most of them seem to avoid the pub. I like the pub as you get such great topics such as "Roughest Bird you have ever...
    • DTS
    • Thread
    • loud roughest shagged upside
    • Replies: 11
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  13. J

    What a fecking tune

    and what a legend Suggs
    • J
    • Thread
    • suggs upside
    • Replies: 2
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  14. shrimper_sam

    under rated Players

    who is the most under rated player to ever kick a ball for southend?!
  15. DTS

    Blackpool Manager

    Hear him speak about the move I can listen as I am at work but for anyone thats at home it may (or may not) be of interest. DtS
  16. palexander

    Eastwood to Blackpool

    Unbelievably, the Blackpool fans are trying to ease the pain of the apparent departure of Clarke by saying they are getting Eastwood in exchange. Quite frankly the most amazing load of b******s I've heard since I got over-excited about Trundle to Southend! Had to put them straight...

  17. So, one week to go until the big KO....

    .... will the scoreboard be fully operational for the first time in how many years?
  18. Jonny_Stokes

    'kinel!

    Turns out we've flogged the little gem for a million large
  19. Jonny_Stokes

    Orient

    Well, you've got one on the main board. *sniff*
  20. Matt the Shrimp

    Greet the Goat

    Looks like the Bermudians really pushed the boat out for the arrival of Southend United - Shaun Goater apparently formed a welcoming delegation of... ... one person. Himself. Anyhow, good story up on the site - I'm sure the team will have a great trip there. Goater Welcomes Old...
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