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  1. Slipperduke

    The view from Tufnell Park...

    My neighbours will never speak to me again. When I awoke on Wednesday morning to find my tongue stuck to the roof of my mouth and an empty bottle of white wine in my bed, I was dimly aware that something incredible might have happened. It took another 30 seconds for the memories to filter back...
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    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  2. Xàbia Shrimper

    The View from Spain

    As the cork from a bottle of cava struck the ceiling and rebounded into a clutch of Man Ure fans bonding in quiet contemplation in one corner of the bar, someone, I don't know who, approached me, shook my hand with hearty congratulation and uttered: "how the **** are you lot bottom of...
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    • Replies: 14
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  3. chadded

    S*it Story....

    If this was me, I think I'd be quite proud. Alas, it's taken from another messageboard: No personal experience of this since about the age of three...sorrryyy but I did see this story online.... Funniest damn thing that has ever happened to me. A couple of weeks ago we decided to...
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    • Replies: 13
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  4. Slipperduke

    A Bit Of Fry & Olly

    Ah, I've been waiting to do this for a long time. Just before the World Cup we happy few here at Icons.com were tasked with creating a new football podcast. We were given a little bit of budget to make a pilot episode of something that would hopefully get snapped up by a big sponsor...
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    • cigarettes cup foo lying military olly two minutes
    • Replies: 13
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  5. Napster

    Top 50 film endings

    Thoughts? 50. The Blair Witch Project (1999) - The movie isn't particularly scary... at least until the last two minutes, which take the tension level from 10 to 100 at an exponential pace. The final seconds -- wherein a member of the cast is spotted, back turned and facing a corner, as an...
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    • Replies: 43
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  6. The Watermill Wino

    Daggers update

    Home to Southend United : Daggers Latest 1-3 Latest from Victoria Road Sports Ground Click the refresh button for updates Pre-match at 2.06pm This afternoon the Daggers take on Championship side, Southend United. The Blues will be fielding a first full team for today's match and will...
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    • ant batt cliff eastwood finds following foo ford freddy eastwood hogan ish ley mackail mark gower mis rounds seventh spencer prior sports trap two minutes
    • Replies: 9
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  7. KrustyTheKray

    2006 Ladbrokes.com World Darts Championship

    It's superb! Excellent television and some real nailbiting games, it makes it even more exciting with online in play betting! I'd like to see The Power win his 13th title! Anyone been this year? I popped in on the opening day and watched a few games as i only work two...

  8. Our fans are a disgrace

    Well i am obviously dissapointed at our result saturday as are we all. I will leave the match reviews etc to the likes of FBM. I want to tell you all about my experience in the west stand on saturday. I usually sit with either Grim up north or CI city blue in the east and have done for quite...
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    • Replies: 83
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  9. Season Tickets Being Sent

    Just spoke to the ticket office who confirmed swipe cards are being collected by the Post Office tomorrow and then being sent out first class. No collection facility available. Got through within two minutes, lady with the automated voice sounds classy but clearly not from Essex. Ticket man...

  10. What the papers say

    Telegraph "Southend were the sharper outfit for much of the game but despite an impressive show from Freddy Eastwood, signed from Grays Athletic, they had to swallow their second successive defeat in the LDV final." Times "Despite a record 17 matches unbeaten, Southend were a tad static and...
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    • barrett bentley brough disputed dominance eastwood freddy eastwood headed ley outfit southend suing swallow threatened twenty two minutes
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    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  11. The Biggest Disgrace of The Day

    Is it me or is the amount of 2nd half injury time played a sad joke these days? Every f**king game is 3 minutes no matter what the f**k happens. I think that we would all agree that the fourth official doesn't have the hardest job in the world - is it too much to ask to pay attention to the...

  12. Hattrick

    How did we all do guys ? Rochford won 5-0 at home infront of 22,000 in the upgraded staduim but were only 2-0 up untill the opponents had their 4th injury so went down to 10 men in the 88th min. The flood gates then opened and I got 3 in two minutes. Still 2nd and a point behind top spot, but...
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