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  1. pickledseal

    Breaking News Revelling In It - 22/7/09

    Revelling In It This week starring: Adam ‘John Rambo’ Barrett Steve ‘living the dream’ Parmenter Dougie ‘YTS’ Freedman Sometimes it’s good to let your hair down (unless you’re Adam Barrett and can’t!) and the last few weeks we’ve had the opportunity to do two things which have certainly bonded...
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    • Replies: 9
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  2. Ayrshire Blue

    My end of season review.

    I was asked to write a review for college about a subject that inspired me, I didn't necessarily have to talk about how it inspired me but I just had to compile a 2000 word essay. So I chose to do a season review. Well here we are at the end of another season, although in the end we can feel...
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    • Replies: 7
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  3. Ayrshire Blue

    Pre-Match Thread Ayrshire Blue's Crewe Preview

    I know Dan has already done one but had a bit of time to spare. Southend United vs Crewe Alexandra 
17/2/2009 This fixture was originally due to take place on 10th January but the game was postponed due to a frozen pitch. Steve Tilson has plans to keep the same starting line up from the...

  4. Local Mancs

    Played five-a-side last night and watched Derby v Man Yoo in the bar afterwards. After the end of the game some bloke in a Man Yoo shirt came in from his five-a-side match and ask the score. '1-0 to Derby' I said. 'It's pathetic' he replied. To which I said, 'I know, especially when...

  5. Two Minute Silence at 11am

    Please, no posts at 11.00 - 11.02, wherever you are please respect a two minutes silence for Armistice Day and remember those who gave their lives so we may enjoy the freedom we have today. If you are at work then encourage your office to do the same We will remember them.
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  6. Slipperduke

    Good Golly, It's Jolly From The Wally With The Brolly

    Home is where the points are. After two successive defeats on the road, Manchester City returned to form at The Eastlands, picking up a much needed 3-2 victory over FC Twente, but they were really made to work for it by Steve McClaren's new team. England, under the former Middlesbrough...
  7. Napster

    Mark Rawle at Redditch

    Latest match report - my highlights SOUTHPORT 2-3 REDDITCH UNITED By Andy Mitchell The Reds came back from two goals down to beat the league leaders at Haig Avenue and fully deserved their three points for rolling up their sleeves in difficult conditions. United made one change to the side...
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    • Forum: Ex-Shrimpers
  8. Boreham Shrimper

    Mark Gower

    Signing for Swansea on a free transfer - SMS Not exactly the shock of the century is it?!
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    • Forum: Ex-Shrimpers

  9. Arnau

    From PA Sport: ARNAU SET FOR SEASIDERS By Damian Spellman, PA Sport Sunderland misfit Arnau could be heading for Blackpool after failing to persuade manager Roy Keane he has a part to play on Wearside. The 26-year-old is training with the Coca-Cola Championship club with a view to completing...
  10. Shrimper2thecore

    Rangers Fans and embarrassment to Scottish football

    What a shame, one of the screen in Manchester city centre had a fault a turned off two minutes before kick off, and so the Rangers fans went mental. Attacking police and the like. One thing I saw has discusted me, a Zenit fan got hit by a car, and while paramedics were trying to treat him (put...
  11. Slipperduke

    Lee Trundle is overweight

    Lee Trundle is overweight, he has a double chin and if he entered the 100m sprint against a tortoise, an elderly shirehorse and a small brick, no-one could guarantee him a place on the podium. He has also just put Bristol City one game away from a place in the Premier League with a strike that...
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    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
  12. Uncle Leo

    The fbm report - Forest

    A few gremlins with my PC at home means I won't be able to put last night's report on the front page. So here it is: BATTLING BLUES DENIED BY FOREST FIRE Southend put on their best performance for some time against Nottingham Forest at Roots Hall on Tuesday night, but it was not enough to...
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    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  13. the Shrimper truth - nasty northerners get away with it

    as Sheridan told his website - "the lads did the ugly things and battled well" and said it was Crossleys best performance yet. And the skipper praised this fans while Roots Hall sat on its hands while Oldham took two minutes over every goal kick and throw in and the ref was a cricket umpire who...
  14. callan

    Last nights homework

    I'm starting to wonder what is going on with our education system, last week my youngest daughter brought home a certificate saying she was proficient in ten different types of massage technique....handy for a six year old. My Thirteen year old won a prize in a painting competition despite the...
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  15. Winkle

    Just the worse Interview!

    It always happens to me..Why.....?f**k nows. Had to be up early today for an interview in Brentwood,so before leaving home I quandered wether or not to have the proverbial dump as Knowing my system I am regular as big ben. Usually after about fifteen to twenty minutes after getting up I get that...
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  16. Slipperduke

    Reading - Arsenal

    I covered this game last night, and if you didn't see it then congratulations. It was truly awful and a shocking example of the way the game has gone in the top flight. Here's the report, have a read and be thankful that Southend aren't in the Premier League! "What do you do with a problem...
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    • Replies: 21
    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum

  17. Tilson Out !!

    Glad to see a decent manager at the Hall - nothing like a close up on BOOT-it Boothroyd to show us how football should be played - BOOT-it and win the throw in and then scrap for the corner - class tactics from the man who shook the Prem-****e. And seriously when is Tilson going to learn how...
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    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  18. Exiled Shrimper

    2007/8 season underway

    Well, it is for the youth team anyway - they drew 1-1 at Academy side Charlton Athletic's Sparrow Lane training ground this morning, with forward Rhys Henry cancelling out a Tom Hopkins own goal two minutes from the end of the third of three 30 minute periods. The young Shrimpers bossed the...
  19. Exiled Shrimper

    Under-18s vs. Colchester

    The boys from the OS were at the match this afternoon, but I thought I'd post a short report here as the Under-18s moved to the top of the Youth Alliance South-East Conference with a narrow 1-0 win over Colchester United. The Shrimpers' only goal of the game was scored by 17-year-old attacker...

  20. Heroes To Villains

    Richie Foran was our Hero against Burnley but Today he was set up so many times on the edge of the area with the whole Goal to aim at with plenty of time and he managed to fire it well wide or way over the Bar ,about Four Hours extra Shooting practice for him this week I hope . I was just...
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