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Half an hour is a long time in football
At twenty past four yesterday many around me were ready to send T+B to the guillotine I said we should give them another half hour ......- CC51DAS
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Any red tomorrow ?
Our referee tomorrow is Mr Fred Graham from Essex ... a Southend supporter we hope? Mr Graham is now in his fifth season as a referee and has shown yellow twenty-five times in sixteen games, and red just once this season ... Southend have yet to enjoy his company this term. His assistants are...- ableson
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- assistants essex suppor twenty yeo
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sufcintheprem ratings
Seeing as its been a while since I did these and, for a change, I'm not doing the slightly arduous 2 hour journey home, I thought I might put up my thoughts on today's game. All in all, we weren't really that bad overall. Oldham succeeded where many other clubs have failed in the past and...- sufcintheprem
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Last nights homework
I'm starting to wonder what is going on with our education system, last week my youngest daughter brought home a certificate saying she was proficient in ten different types of massage technique....handy for a six year old. My Thirteen year old won a prize in a painting competition despite the...- callan
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Just the worse Interview!
It always happens to me..Why.....?f**k nows. Had to be up early today for an interview in Brentwood,so before leaving home I quandered wether or not to have the proverbial dump as Knowing my system I am regular as big ben. Usually after about fifteen to twenty minutes after getting up I get that...- Winkle
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Hotel Bills
Next time you think your hotel bill is too high you might want to consider this........... A husband and wife are travelling by car from Key West to Boston. After almost twenty-four hours on the road, they're too tired to continue, and they decide to stop for a rest. They stop at a nice...- Cricko
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- didn hollywood rate twenty
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Jacques Kallis - Cricket
As i've been out of the country for a few days, I come back to find that Kallis has been ommited from South Africa's Twenty20 tournament. He is one of their best players and one of my favourites, and I just dont understand why they've done it. Does anyone know or heard why SA have done this...- Vange Shrimper
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- mis twenty
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- Forum: Canvey Shrimpers All Sports Forum
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The Bank letter :)
Following on from Sam's letter to the bank .....:p Dear Sir: I am writing to thank you for bouncing the cheque with which I endeavoured to pay my plumber last month. By my calculations, some three nanoseconds must have elapsed between his presenting the check, and the arrival in my account...- Cricko2
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Essex vs Hampshire
Does anyone have a spare junior ticket for tomorrows 20twenty match as chelmsford?- shrimpled
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- essex icke twenty
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Middlesex vs Essex
The county I live in (boo!) play the county I love (hooray!) a couple of times in the next month. Any other SZers planning to go to the LVCC game at Lord's (15th-18th June) or the Twenty20 game at the same venue (July 6th)? Good to meet up if so.- Uncle Leo
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- essex twenty
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- Forum: Canvey Shrimpers All Sports Forum
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Econonics in Cows
Economic Models explained with cows- 2007 update SOCIALISM You have 2 cows. You give one to your neighbour. COMMUNISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both and gives you some milk. FASCISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both and sells you some milk. NAZISM You have 2 cows. The State...- ldnfatso
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- ant belong capitalism cows democracy economy exemption ish japanese models publicly russian shareholder shoots throws twenty
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Hampshire vs Essex 20/20
Anyone interested in a return visit to Southampton (well Eastleigh) for the 20/20 match between Hampshire & Essex on Sunday 1st July. Another quality South Coast venue for those who haven't been BTW. http://www.rosebowlplc.com/pages/twenty20-cricket/- Wessex
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- btw essex twenty
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- Forum: Canvey Shrimpers All Sports Forum
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A very Proud Shrimper
Just got back and just want to say today was my proudest moment as a Shrimper today. Under the circumstances the last twenty minutes were absolutley fantastic, and how we kept going despite the goals was just superb. Great effort on those who went fancy dress- I hope you all enjoyed my mate and...- StainesShrimper
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- enjoyed league ley outfit superb twenty
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Swimming Pool signs
Is it me or is exactly the same 'no running/bombing/petting' sign displayed in every pool in the UK? Every bloke looks like Sid the sexist and it hasn't been updated for a good twenty five years.- Mad Cyril
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- bombing exactly hasn twenty
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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20/20
Twenty20 Competition With the end of the season fast approaching, we thought we better give you a quick mention of how and when the twenty20 competition is going to work. All managed teams will be entered automatically into the tournament and placed in groups of 4 teams from your own country...- MrB
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20/20 cricket charity game at Roots Hall
Essex County Cricket Club PRESS RELEASE Essex and Southend set for Bank Holiday match-up Essex County Cricket Club will take on Southend United Football Club in a Twenty20 charity cricket match on Monday May 7th at Roots Hall. Essex Captain Ronnie Irani will lead a strong Eagles line-up...- shooter mcgavin
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Leicester at home - The shrimper Truth - more Pride and Passion.
the refs committee sent its three biggest ******* down to "tiny" Roots Hall hoping no-one would notice. The idiots were duly sussed out by the "small" crowd of ten and half thousand and as the decisions got worse and worse the pressure from the up close Shrimpers blew the officials last...- Rayleigh boy
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Essex CCC Membership
Just wondered if any 'Zoners are members for the 2007 season? I've never been one before, but decided to sign up this year as it seems great value considering it gets you into all home games (bar Twenty20) INCLUDING both festivals, plust cheap Twenty20 tickets (£10) and free entry to test...- Reading Shrimper
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- essex essex ccc festivals icke ickets test twenty
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- Forum: Canvey Shrimpers All Sports Forum
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Southend United - How far have we come? Part 4
“It was only four years ago that this club was losing £2.3m a season,” Ron Martin enthused as he published the accounts for the financial year ending July 2002 which showed that Southend United has lost “just” £707,665, the fourth year in succession that the club had reduced its losses. It was a...- Xàbia Shrimper
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Rochford Council Meeting Report
Arrived at the meeting a couple of minutes before kick off to find the public area overflowing. Lots of Blues supporters I thought, only to quickly change my mind as I took in the demographics, I was in amongst the away end ! The whistle blew and expecting, Blues to be the main fixture, I was...- OiRef
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- atmosphere car parking flooding foo hall prepared rare scum suppor twenty
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat