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Another Rebel Twenty20 League?
It seems as if there may be another unsanctioned Twenty20 competition being put together, this time in New York. The ICC have released a statement warning Cricketers not to take part, or risk sanctions such as those who appeared in the original rebel league, the Indian Cricket League. This...- Moridin
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- Forum: Canvey Shrimpers All Sports Forum
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Court Quotes
(Found this on another forum) ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active? WITNESS: No, I just lie there. _______________________________ ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth? WITNESS: July 18th. ATTORNEY: What year? WITNESS: Every year. _____________________________________ ATTORNEY: What gear...- Leigh_Shrimper
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Striker Crisis For Capello
England 4-0 Slovakia Heskey, 7 Rooney, 70, 90+2 Lampard, 82 Forget about the result. A 4-0 victory over a substandard Slovakia might look nice on the scoreboard, but it has no place in the bigger picture. Fabio Capello will be far more concerned by a dramatic injury crisis in his frontline...- Slipperduke
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- Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
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SZ Novella - Chapter Five
Chapter Five - Red Sky At Night, Stokes' Delight Ricey sprinted down the back-alley, feet slipping and sliding on the wet concrete as he went. The sound of a gunshot echoed off the walls and he instinctively ducked, almost falling to the ground. Reaching the end of the passageway, he turned...- Slipperduke
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Hiddink's Hairdryer
Juventus 2-2 Chelsea (2-3 agg) (Iaquinta 19) (Essien 45+1) (Del Piero 74) (Drogba 83) Guus Hiddink was hired to bring some tactical sophistication to an underwhelming team, but according to Ray Wilkins, it was an old-fashioned half-time hairdryer that carried Chelsea to the last eight of the...- Slipperduke
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- Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
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Disorder in the Court
These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reportersthat had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place. ATTORNEY: What was the first thing...- steveo
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- gest published responses town twenty
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Rusty Shackleford's X-Files: SUFC Special
I thought I would depart from the normal RSXF theme of carl, steveo and I arguing with all the Godless lefties and discuss something which really doesn’t belong in the Pub section – my view on the current state of Southend United, both on and off the field. Steve Tilson has presided over one...- Rusty Shackleford
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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Dating & Marriage - The kids know best
These Kids are smart!! (written by kids) HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? (1) You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. - Alan, age 10 (2) No person really decides...- GNH
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Older fans in football
Just got back from Orient, not a great match but a brilliant moment at the end. But it was the celebrations that made me smile the most. Now I will start by saying I generally stereotype older sections of our fanbase to be somewhat more subdued than other, younger, areas. This is of course not...- BaileytheQuitter
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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Score It, O'Hara!
Someone really needs to find out what Harry Redknapp is saying at half-time, because if we can patent and market it, we'll make a fortune. After an abject first half at White Hart Lane, Tottenham burst into life in the second, scoring four goals in twenty minutes, helped in no small way by the...- Slipperduke
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- Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
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Chelsea: Live streaming from the bridge
I am launching this thread to hopefully be be of assistance to myself and others who will not be fortunate enough to be at Stamford Bridge on Saturday and who want to watch the match on their computers rather than listening on BW. As a number of you will know, I'm not exactly a whiz-kid on...- yogi bear up the cagire
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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A blatantly racist-stereotype joke.
An Oirish Story. An Irishman goes to the Doctor with botty problems.... 'Dactor, it's me ahrse. I'd loik ya ta teyhk a look, if ya woot'. So the doctor gets him to drop his pants and takes a look. 'Incredible'he says, 'there is a £20 note lodged up here.' Tentatively...- A Century United
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Are you starting to lose it?
Your Yearly Dementia Test It's that time of year to take our annual senior citizen test. Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. As we grow older, it's important to keep mentally alert. If you don't use it, you lose it! Below is a very private way to gauge your...- Ricey
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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The Never Everton Story
And so ends a miserable weekend for the more prosperous end of the Premier League. Wigan's narrow victory over a lacklustre Everton at the JJB Stadium meant that, along with every member of the big four failing to score, every team in the top ten failed to win. The victory drags Steve Bruce's...- Slipperduke
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- Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
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They Haunted the Os:
#2 - Richard Cadette When we take an Orient retrospective from the early to late 1980s you can't help but be overcome with a sense of complete and utter misery. While the nation was tearing itself apart over the miner'sstrike the dear old Os were busy getting themselves relegated to Division...- Jonny_Stokes
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- Forum: Ex-Shrimpers
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Ref Watch ... Oldham (H)
Saturday's match against Oldham will be refereed by the experienced official, Phil Crossley, from Kent. This would be his seventh season as a League referee but as he missed all of last season through injury, I guess it's really his sixth. The two previous seasons were both interrupted by...- Mick
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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Question Interactive Novel Writing
Ok, bit of a weird one this. I have here the first 1,500 words of a story, battered out in an afternoon to no distinct end or conclusion. It's a first draft, it hasn't been polished or checked and, critically, it doesn't have a direction. I was thinking of a British version of Lost/Journey To...- Slipperduke
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Easy guide to World Politics and Economics
SOCIALISM You have 2 cows. You give one to your neighbour. COMMUNISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both and gives you some milk. FASCISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both and sells you some milk. NAZISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both and shoots you. BUREAUCRATISM You have...- Hotman
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Barton Gets Toon Out Of Jail
You can say whatever you like about his moral compass, and I've certainly used several pages of this newspaper to do that in the past, but you cannot question Joey Barton's courage. On his first full game since being released from prison, the occasional Newcastle midfielder smashed home an early...- Slipperduke
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- Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
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One Week Bans for Tilly Bashing
Should SZ ban brainless posters who slag off our best manager of the last twenty years?- undercovershrimper
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat