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  1. TrueBlue

    How to not get done for speeding!

    SAVE YOUR DRIVING LICENCE AVOIDING THE SPEEDING TICKET What must the officer do, and what should you do When you are being reported for speeding, the Police Officer must tell you: "That you will be reported for consideration of the question of prosecuting you for exceeding the speed limit."...
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  2. Slipperduke

    Surprisingly accurate personality test

    http://www.animalinyou.com/survey.asp When I worked at The Independent we used this personality test on ten people in the office and it was pretty much spot-on in every case. It only asks a handful of questions, so God knows how it works. Anywhere, here's me. I'm a rooster! Roosters are...
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    • attracting avoided bedroom canine competitive cooking fingers fuelled grain ive lover maxim motivated motto pain reserved saucy snake tear test voice
    • Replies: 35
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  3. The (Very Long) Diary of a Happy Fan

    Tuesday 3rd - Just come back from the pub, nice chat with Ron Mack, told him that I couldn't afford any more trips to watch the Blues this season, especially as out of 5 trips I had managed 2 draws and 3 defeats. Friday 6th - Incredible, just told my son that I hoped we wouldn't give away an...
    • A Century United
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    • afford ant barracking bear continued cooked cos deer didn eastwood eating especially firms folk fortune ful fur grab hall hamilton incredible keefmoon lose mistakes money naturally piers piggy poorly posted pres reminisce reminiscent rolling roots signals singing slagging stopped suppor support tear toilets voice wallet wouldn
    • Replies: 15
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  4. coogeeblue

    Chants of the week!

    CHANTS OF THE WEEK "Love, Lovell tear you apart, again." Aberdeen fans after Steve Lovell scored against Hearts. (Fraser C, Scotia). "You're not Scottish anymore!" Aberdeen fans chant to Hearts who were lacking in Scottish players during Aberdeen's 1-0 win. (Stuart Gray, Aberdeen). "We...
    • coogeeblue
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    • anto champions coker cup eva ford fraser ish lasagne league rudi spat stevanage tear trophy
    • Replies: 2
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  5. KrustyTheKray

    The New Stadium

    I must admit to leave Roots Hall will be very sad indeed, i along with many others will shed a tear when we say our final farewell in the final game at the Hall. I was upset when we lost the North Bank, i have some special memories about watching the Shrimpers from that stand. I know times...

  6. Defining Days Of SUFC

    Tomorrow is another one of those. Let's really make the atmosphere special, much more than the league cup game. Come on boys!! Let's get behind them!! Another tear will be brought to my eye when the Lads walk out!! COME ON BLUE BOYS!!! Let's get into them.. be proud to wear the shirt, play...
    • Airmiles
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    • atmosphere brough cup league shirt tear
    • Replies: 7
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  7. Tottenham Again

    After the Carling Cup match at Tottenham two supporters had not returned to the coaches one & half hours after the final whistle, meaning we had to pull out of the area without them, they could have spent the last 3 weeks wondering around WHL looking for their transport. (Sincere voice)...
  8. Interpol Shrimper

    Dom Joly's Happy Hour

    Just been catching up with my Sky+ box and at the end of the first in the series of Dom Joly's Happy Hour on Sky One there was an amazing cover version of the Joy Division classic "Love Will Tear Us Apart". Anybody got a clue who it was by? One for the trusty iPod I feel! Ta!
  9. J

    Remembrance..

    Is it just as important to people now, as it was years and decades a go.. for me, this is where the country comes in to it's own.. I always, shed a tear.. and am always at the cenotaph at southend on remembrance sunday.. I feel it is important to me, as i understand the sacrifices made...
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  10. londonblue

    Anyone Watch Col Ewe Last Night?

    Did you all see Leon McKenzie tear strips off Greg Halford? Maybe we (and I include myself in that) owe Simon Francis a bit of an apology?

  11. The Goat

    This is probably going to get moved to the Ex-Shrimpers section but just a quick not to let you know The Goat is on Soccer Am this morning. If you can tear yourself away from the Ryder Cup...
  12. Slipperduke

    If time travel existed...

    I'm giving you a fully charged flux capacitor, a rusty Dolorean and enough road to get up to 88mph. Where are you going? I'm going to 1789 to watch a pack of French bakers and candle-stick makers tear France apart in an orgy of violence that would lead to the public execution of the...
  13. J

    Today

    I had the upmost pleasure of being at St. John's church near the royals shopping centre car park, for what i will say, was one of the best things done.. since the government refuse to aknowledge VJ and VE day, there was a parade and service for the commemeration of it.. brought a tear to...
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  14. Napster

    Top 50 film endings

    Thoughts? 50. The Blair Witch Project (1999) - The movie isn't particularly scary... at least until the last two minutes, which take the tension level from 10 to 100 at an exponential pace. The final seconds -- wherein a member of the cast is spotted, back turned and facing a corner, as an...
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  15. Top Of The Pops

    Just watched the last ever TOTP (Sky plussed it) and I have to say I almost shed a little tear at the end. That show really was a part of my life, yes the average show was full of rubbish but the bright spots amongst the dross really where era defining. I feel almost deprived that I will never...
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  16. JUST SEEN THE STATE OF THE PITCH!

    Went down the ground today to get a few bits from the shop and couldnt resist having a look at the pitch. So i walked in through the north east emergency gate expecting to see some growth on the hallowed turf and i was shocked to see nothing...nothing at all ! Just a topsoil mix with lots of...
    • northbankblue
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    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  17. Suffolk Shrimper In Dorset

    Idea

    The games where you see the fans wearing colurs in order always look quite impressive I think. The Champ League final tonight was another example where the Arsenal fans were in blocks of yellow and white and the Barca fans in blocks of red and blue. Presumably they all get a free shirt on their...

  18. What a weekend!

    Hi guys, probaly my final post on here but i just want to say what a fantastic weekend i have had in southend. The game was great, seeing the goat one final time, then a pi$$ up with southend fans in the pubs, then the victory parade. felt proud to be southend for the day, bloody...
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    • atmosphere doesnt ell goa hanks hes pubs tear
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    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  19. Tilly on Five Live

    Just received some news that Tilly will be on Five Live's Eamonn Holmes show on Saturday morning at some point between 9-11am. He will be quizzed about promotion and running the marathon. http://www.bbc.co.uk/fivelive/programmes/eamonn_holmes.shtml Sadly they haven't yet updated...
  20. Richard_Cadette

    View from Terrace Two....

    Well chaps, what an afternoon that was..... Best of the season so far?... I think so! I predicted, and I hate to say this, a heavy defeat in this game, I had a very vivid dream the other night that we lost 2-1 in the last minute, but on travelling up the A12 today, I genuinely thought a 3-0...
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    • atmosphere brough destroyed didn didnt faul foo humiliation isnt ive izzet league ran res somewhere superb tear tilly voice
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    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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