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  1. Tangled up in Blue

    Room 101

    Room 101 - 2011 ESB/Rusty O’Brian:-How many goals do you see Barnablue? BarnaBlue:-Seventeen. A surge of electric power pulsates through the electrodes attached to BB’s genitals. ESB/Rusty O’Brian:Once more,how many goals do you see? BarnaBlue:-How many goals do you want me to see...
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    • barnablue blues english football english soccer essex football football football league fossets farm fourth division highlights league two npower football league rate real football roots hall shrimpers soccer southend southend united southend-on-sea sufc tear the home of football twenty
    • Replies: 7
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  2. Tillys reception at the end of the game

    thought was top class i actully had a tear in my eye when we was singing one stevie tilson no some people disagree but id take him back in a hearbeat class act never see sturock clap the fans . legend!!!
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    • blues english football english soccer essex football football football league fossets farm fourth division league two npower football league real football roots hall shrimpers soccer southend southend united southend-on-sea sturock sufc tear test the home of football
    • Replies: 76
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  3. Winkle

    Ron Martins letter to santa!

    Dearest Santa Claus Some would say I have not been a very good boy this year, having made a couple of "Minor" decisions regarding my business interests and, oh yes......a couple of very small failings which has something to do with a football team in southend. Whatever has happened I would like...
    • Winkle
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    • banker english football faul football masterplan rate retail san southend tear tin trance wish
    • Replies: 4
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  4. Winkle

    Lets get behind tilly!

    When you look back over the season the league does not lie does it? We have showed brief glimces of skill and some games of total domination but in reality we have flattered to deceive and been generally very poor. We can all point the finger (including me) and it does not matter how we gloss it...
  5. manor15

    Who'll be here next season?

    Who out of our 15 most important players do you think will be here next season? Only put down contracted players, realistically can see Mildy, Franno, Macca, Moussa and JFC all leaving. On an optimistic note, Scannell could easily tear up League 2!

  6. Condolences to Jonny Stokes

    Please post your heartfelt condolences to Jonny Stokes here. It brings a tear to my eye that my beloved club beat your East London Scum today. :)
  7. Boreham Shrimper

    Breaking News Herd's injury not as bad as first thought

    Good news at last! Johnny Herd does not have a muscle tear as first feared and could be back in the squad for Saturday :clap:
  8. Napster

    Terry Alderton

    http://www.sport.co.uk/features/Football/697/Sportcouk_meetsTerry_Alderton_PART_1.aspx Sport.co.uk caught up with goalkeeper-turned-comedian Terry Alderton, whom fellow funny man and comedy genius Eddie Izzard described as "a fantastic comedy mind". In Part 1, Terry recalls his beloved Southend...
    • Napster
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    • alder appointments beloved cawston ched eastwood eddie features ford freddy eastwood hall laughs league one money ralph resources roots squeaky tear
    • Replies: 7
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  9. Celeb deaths that have "affected" you..

    As per the Keith Floyd thread.....which celebs have made you shed a tear at their passing? Mine: John Peel Joe Strummer Kurt Cobain Richey James (is he dead?)

  10. Noel Quits. Dirty Mancs in Tears

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/8228053.stm Inevitable really... Fact is they haven't released anything worthy of mention for years now, it just gets massively overhyped simply because it's Oasis. I certainly won't be shedding a tear over this, but there will probably be a minutes...

  11. ESB's League One Preview - Part 2

    Millwall Last Season: 5th Manager: Kenny Jackett Key Player: Nadjim Abdou, Midfielder. Prediction: 6th Those delightful Bermondsey boys were incredibly unlucky in the Play-Off final last term, losing to Matt Sparrow at Wembley. Keeping their squad together and another season under Kenny...
    • EastStandBlue
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    • achieving crack daniels exactly following fro hall homosexual infrastructure ish laughs league one money parker prepared pulling rees roots shoddy sparrow stalled steel stopped support tear
    • Replies: 16
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  12. Tin Bath

    New Pitch -really necessary ?

    I am I a bit mad in thinking there wasnt an awful lot wrong with our pitch at the end of the season, just seemed to have the normal wear and tear around the goalmouths. They did this last year and I remember big chunks of the pitch coming up in the first few games as the grass hadnt bedded in or...
  13. Ayrshire Blue

    Will Freedman be here next season ?

    To start things off I don't want this to turn into another 'Freedman is overrated' thread. I was surpised to see Dougie given a start against Oldham last weekend especially as it meant we left our top scorer on the bench. So he had to come off at half time with his thigh having 'tightened...
  14. Slipperduke

    Liverpool Must Prove Themselves

    It is time. Time to discover whether or not Liverpool have what it takes to be champions. Not champions of Europe, that staggered and seeded competition, winnable with just the right balance of Alamo-style defending and quick goals on the break. Champions of England. A far harder accolade to...
  15. Ayrshire Blue

    Officials and Stewards.

    The result last night didn’t bother me too much because we created enough chances and on another night we could of won 4-1. If there are any zoners who referee at some level, I would like to hear your views on this. But what is really beginning to get to me is the standard of officiating in...
  16. Thorpe Groyney

    Diouf In Stab Threat To Anti-Knife Campaigner Ferdinand

    According to The Sun ..... EL-HADJI DIOUF threatened to stab Anton Ferdinand in a vicious fight. The bust-up took place at a post-match meal after Sunderland’s 1-0 midweek win against Fulham. A senior player said: “It was worse than anything I have ever seen and when they were pulled...
  17. seany t

    Question Best chants of the night?

    Heard some belters: "Stand up if you beat Man U" (to which 9,000 people did) When the light in the West / North corner went, quite literally, on the blink: "Lets all have a disco, la-la-la-la..." "Are you Man U in disguise?" "Where's your Drogba gone? Where's your Drogba gone?" "We support...
  18. Irish_Shrimper

    Interview with an Exile: Part 7 - Sufc_girl

    This week, Rachel (Sufc_girl) from Canada answers the questions. Apologies for the 18's rating on the thread, this was put there merely to make her feel a little more nervous than she no doubt already is :D Below is Rachel with her new fella... 1) How long have you been an exile? A)...
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    • accent adds atmosphere bin binned bra candy ched chocolate diehard exam following fur hall hannah icke kerry knights league lived properly qui reliable roots shameful shoes tear temporarily tilly yoof
    • Replies: 17
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  19. Slipperduke

    Football Manager 2009 Review

    I have a confession to make. My name is Iain Macintosh and I'm a Football Manager-aholic. It started with the original Championship Manager, way back in 1993. It took 45 minutes to load and there were no real player names, but it changed my life. The first football management game that didn't...
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    • anfield anytime brough ched cup didn dreadful engine entertaining fa cup fernando fingers introduced ish league liverpool macintosh narrow pace qui rubbish sammy seized suspected tacking tear test wasn
    • Replies: 5
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  20. Bielzibubz

    Capital Punishment - Think again.......

    I know the whole should we, should'nt we, debate has been done to death on here before but if anything should make you change your mind it's this. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7708398.stm Eight broken ribs and a broken back, with another area of bleeding around the spine at neck level. •...
    • Bielzibubz
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    • beggars bleeding capital caused madman pulled severe ski spine tear torturing
    • Replies: 76
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
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