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The B.N.P.
So, they have done extremely well again this year, coming 5th in the london Mayoral Vote. But do we really know the truth about the B.N.P? Have you actually read the manifesto and mission statements? Ok, so they are a bit far right of the middle, but they want the best for this country. In my...- J
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Born in the 1940's, 50's, 60's and 70's???
CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL MY FRIENDS WHO WERE BORN IN THE 1940's, 50's, 60's and 70's ! First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they carried us and lived in houses made of asbestos. They took aspirin, ate blue cheese, raw egg products, loads of bacon and...- Aberdeen Shrimper
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Teacher Jobs - Not having much luck at the mo :(
Been looking everywhere all day on the net for a position as an ICT teacher in either the Southend/Basildon/Castle Point area, and have found bugger all. If there are some teachers (or anyone who can help!) on here who know the best places to look (either on the net/newspapers etc, or in...- Vange Shrimper
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- cas cos jobs teacher teachers unemployed
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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London Times Obituary of the late Mr. Common Sense
'Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when...- BLUEBLOOD
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Worst School Trip ever.
Mrs DtS neice is off on a school trip today. This got me thinking back to my school days (Yes I did go to school) and about some of the crap school trips we went on. I think possibly the worst one I ever went on was when I did A-Level Geography - a field trip to Whitby. The trip itself was a...- DTS
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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My first day at work, by Cheltenham Shrimper, aged 23 and 51 weeks.
Started my new job today working as a Teaching Assistant at one of the Schools in Cheltenham. It was eventful, to say the least. In one class, Year 9's, 4 of the students decided to fight one another with the underneath of the chairs (The legs poking out of each other), a couple of the...- Cheltenham Shrimper
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- accent ant doesnt eventful ful schools secondary teachers
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Funniest in the classroom comment.
Following on from the other 64 threads about or school days I am now looking for the funniest comment that you or a class mate made during your time at school which really stands out. I except it wont be funny now maybe but there you go. I am going for my own personal comment. Made my class...- DTS
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Romanov/Hearts
Is he mad - this is his latest press release? Dear Monkeys Today I will not be showing your portrait to you. It is pointless. You are one step away from becoming human beings. Go and carefully have a look at yourself in the mirror. Don't you see a human in it? Stop fighting for the values...- Napster
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- Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
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24 Hours On
Christ, these things don't happen to us. We have the odd good season, the odd bad, lots of mediocrity, and no ripples waved at all in the football world. Cup runs? Pah! Don't be so silly! I have a copy of the Echo beside me at work though. It says what I thought I saw. Southend United...- Groyne Strain
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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My "School Days" Dliema
Lads, I can upon my fellow Shrimperzoner's to help me out on a dilmea I currently have. I was on in Brighton a few weeks ago with three mates. It was midnight and I was smashed. My best mate had just moved into a new pad so we had been on a big one. We ended up in a place called "The...- DTS
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- builder didn didnt dressed educational kiss knob lived morris teachers
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- Forum: Homer's Bar