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  1. New Game Idea

    Hey everyone i've got a new idea for a computer game. it's called "teaching assistant" and it's really exciting. 1) you go to school and help kids read and write and go to the toilet 2) you go to the staff room and moan about teachers, health and safety and new government directives 3) you go...
    • Pubey
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    • ant teachers
    • Replies: 18
    • Forum: TechnoZone
  2. blues_r_best

    Stupid NY Janitor

    Stops hot lesbian teacher sex Who he stopped
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    • Replies: 10
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  3. Sunday nights league cup quiz.

    Just a reminder that the quiz cup starts on sunday 8pm this week but i may move it to 7 pm next week. Multi choice answers so everyone will have a chance,yes even the teachers amoungst us. Chicken in a basket at half time is free(as long as its cooked by your...

  4. School trips

    Now of late I have been quite astounded at the story of kids being quarrantined in China with swine flu who are on a school trip. Not at the Chinese waving guns in their faces (allegedly), or locking them up in hotel rooms, but just the fact that a school trip has gone to China! My nephew was...
  5. Forever A Shrimper

    School Pranks

    Okay, so I leave school next week and my whole year is going to go mental. I, however, would like some really good pranks to deploy on the school and wondering whether some of the sick, twisted minds on here would lend a hand. Currently we are: - Ultragluing all the locks on the doors - Taking...

  6. Alfie Patten, father at 13

    If you don't know the story, go here: When I was 12, I was more interested in my ZX Spectrum, and kicking around a football rather than trying to get my end away with girls. Absolute shame that kids seem to go from kids to young adults without the fun bit in the middle. I think kids get...
  7. Vange Shrimper

    Calling all you teachers out there....

    Apart from TES and County's Jobs in Schools, what are the other decent websites out there for job vacancies?
  8. Vange Shrimper

    Now, is it really worth it to be a teacher?

    With what was posted a couple weeks ago about the government bringing in guidelines about the way teachers act outside of school (Yeah, bollocks), the GTC (General Teaching Council) now want teachers to be sacked if they are caught out pubbing or clubbing it during their free time. Looks like...
  9. pickledseal

    For us teachers....

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/education/7791461.stm
  10. Jedi Shrimper

    Where Do You Stand?

    We've had alot of discussions lately from Barrack Obama, to Capital Punishment etc. and following toellandback's 'who are you?' thread thought this might be interesting. Simple answers people, there are other threads for discussing the raised issues. Political Leanings: Liberal / Left Last...

  11. Should corporal punishishment return?

    with many schools underperforming and teachers being run ragged. is it time to bring back the cane. i went to a pretty tough school in tilbury where the cane was a way of life,the majority of pupils feared this punishment hence they were normally well behaved. if my year back then was...
    • graysblue
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    • blooming ched metal pupils qui schools taught teachers underperforming unruly
    • Replies: 189
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  12. Vange Shrimper

    For all you ICT and Geography teachers out there

    Saw this earlier and tried it out on my Year 8's and they loved it, as they are currently doing geography within ICT (Luckily for me, I know both subjects.). I love it too, but then I love Animaniacs! Yakko does Geography

  13. A little dilemma

    Yesterday at work I received a call from my 5 year old to say that because she had been the best in the class she was allowed to look after the class room Teddy Bear. I of course told her how exciting it was and that I couldn't wait like a proud dad to get home and see her wonderful trophy...
  14. Winkle

    Piri,Piri and sardines!

    Me and the Mrs had a week away ( without the sprogs) in sunny "Portugal which as anyone who has pubesant children time on your own is as rare as hens teeth. Anyway we was enjoying out time together, barbecues, alfresco dining and in the words of Austin powers " I found my mojo". I decided to...
    • Winkle
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    • Replies: 0
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  15. Harold Bishop Killer

    If The World Was A Village Of A 1000 People

    If we could reduce the world’s population to a village of precisely 100 people, with all existing human ratios remaining the same, the demographics would look something like this: The village would have 60 Asians, 14 Africans, 12 Europeans, 8 Latin Americans, 5 from the USA and Canada...
    • Harold Bishop Killer
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    • Replies: 16
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  16. RobM

    Jobs and stress

    I'm not going into details but are teachers and heads really stressed this time of year? Keep it serious please. Thanks.
    • RobM
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    • hanks jobs stress teachers
    • Replies: 7
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  17. Hotman

    what a joke

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/education/2261307/Toddlers-who-dislike-spicy-food-racist,-say-report.html Toddlers who turn their noses up at spicy food from overseas could be branded racists by a Government-sponsored agency. The National Children's Bureau, which receives...
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    • adds attitudes bra branded failing funded issued noses nursery recognise stil teachers unacceptable
    • Replies: 78
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  18. BaileytheQuitter

    Choosing a Uni

    Im starting my second year of my A levels and have been advised to start looking at potential university's. I am currently studying Drama, English Language, History and Media. All of which I am doing fairly well in. I would predict myself to get around AAB, ABB...with maybe just maybe...
  19. Jay_Shrimper

    Uni Courses

    Hi Guys! Just looking for a bit of advise really. Am currently finishing my 1st year of Sixth Form but am seriously wanting to leave. My teachers are being d*cks and I'm not liking the courses I'm doing (Business, Personal Finance, Accounts and IT). For those of you who don't know - I want to...
  20. Vange Shrimper

    Calling all you teachers out there.....

    Finally got myself an interview :) Woohoo! Anyway, just wondering what type of bits to put into my portfolio to take to the interview. I know I need to take lesson plans, examples of work, assessment stuff, but is there anything else I need, and how many bits of each to put into my portfolio...
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