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  1. chadded

    Teacher sacked for taking kids sledging

    Maybe I'm missing something, but I find this a bit extreme. If I was a GCSE pupil, I'd have wanted a go as well.... http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-south-west-wales-12160124

  2. Ref Watch ...... Chesterfield H

    Saturday's match against Chesterfield sees 4th year referee, Roger East from Salisbury, in charge and making his second visit of the season. He achieved some success as an Assistant Referee being appointed to the 2004 Cup Final and a couple of playoff finals. Wasn't uniformly popular...
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    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  3. some more life in the 70's rubbish...

    SCHOOL -- 1970 vs. 2010 Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fistfight after school. 1970 - Crowd gathers. Johnny wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up best mates for life. 2010 - Police called, arrests Johnny and Mark.. Charge them with assault, both expelled even though Mark...
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    • Replies: 1
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  4. Class sizes

    Bit in the papers today about britain having the biggesr class sizes in europe but does size really affect the learning growth of the child in the class. My daughter has 15 in her class with a teacher and a helper and my youngest has 12,my oldest has just started senior school and has 24 in his...
  5. Cricko

    An Obituary

    Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: - Knowing when...
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    • Replies: 3
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  6. southend4ever

    Girlfriend's 21st Birthday Presents

    The situation It is my girlfriend's 21st birthday at the end of the month and I need to sort out her presents. We will have been together for 9 months but very close for 12 months. What do I wish to spend? Between £200-£350. Current Ideas? I do intend to purchase 21 presents. Therefore there...
  7. TrueBlue

    Stalker

    I am being stalked on Match.com by this sexy little number ..... Now seriously lads shes stalking me saying she is going to come meet me and everything - now I am kinda up for plating it but I will need a good drink first and I am scared I might break it in half! Plus she likes big...
    • TrueBlue
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    • cooking music professor seeks teacher theatre
    • Replies: 28
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  8. Benfleet A1

    Bullies and Bullying

    Now bare with me good readers, this is going somewhere but I want to give it some background first. When I was a kid I was bullied, bad. My first taste of it was at the grand old age of 4 years old at nursery school where a phycotic 5 year old used to attack the entire fraturnity. He would rip...
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    • Replies: 46
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  9. TrueBlue

    Bloody teachers

    Messing the kids about now going on strike over SATS Both teachers unions should be ashamed

  10. Dont vote for these .....

    Aside from that horrible website, that im finding almost painful to read . A replication of the separation of 50% of humanity (again why ??) Repetitionof figures to the point of nonsensical rambling. Deliberate attacks on the other parties that Libs and Tories dont seem (unless their hidden...
    • osymandus
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    • Replies: 7
    • Forum: The Politics Forum
  11. Vange Shrimper

    Teacher Training Days...

    are well boring. I'm the only one from my department to turn up today, ive listened to students who have been whinging about the other 2 not turning up today and how pants they are and given train directions to 2 students who are off to Gillingham on Monday. And I havent been taught anything...
  12. Hotman

    the internet, as seen in 1995

    Visionaries see a future of telecommuting workers, interactive libraries and multimedia classrooms. They speak of electronic town meetings and virtual communities. Commerce and business will shift from offices and malls to networks and modems. And the freedom of digital networks will make...
    • Hotman
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    • Replies: 0
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  13. Rob Noxious

    J.D. Salinger

    He'd been a recluse for many years and so hadn't been part of the 'public' world for a long time, if ever he had been. I still felt a tinge of sadness hearing the news that he'd died last night at the age of 91, of 'natural causes.' I guess for many people 'The Catcher In The Rye' is one of...
  14. pickledseal

    Facebook *NEW* Security

    Total joke. I used to be able to hide my profile picture from everyone except my friends. I used to be able to block everyone from adding me as a friend, if I wanted to add them I would. I can no longer do these things as apparently my profile picture is PUBLIC INFORMATION and that it is no...
  15. blues_r_best

    Stupid NY Janitor

    Stops hot lesbian teacher sex Who he stopped
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    • Replies: 10
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  16. Hands Up Who Paid for That...

    I'll admit it. I paid the full £14 to watch 76 seconds of boxing last night. I was fooled by a Jewish New Yorker who talked a good game, but failed to mark his words with any kind of action. After taking two attempts and a stripping to make the 10 stone weight limit, Dmitriy Salita informed a...
    • EastStandBlue
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    • Replies: 12
    • Forum: Canvey Shrimpers All Sports Forum

  17. teacher training

    Im thinking about going into teacher. I am aware that you need 2 degrees to get in so the 1st would be history and the second I presume would be the teacher training course. Does anybody know how much you get paid throughout the training?
  18. ldnfatso

    How P1$sed...

    have you got to be to sleep in a wheelie bin? http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/standard/article-23719639-wheelie-bin-death-teacher-trying-to-make-a-life-in-britain.do
  19. OldBlueLady

    Teaching Assistant cuts

    Absolute joke - without TAs in the classrooms these days schools would fall apart. I spent the whole of Thursday dealing with behavioural issues which no teacher would have had time to deal with. They can't have it both ways, they either want inclusivity or they don't - and if they want cut...
    • OldBlueLady
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    • Replies: 8
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  20. pickledseal

    Papal Visit

    So the Pope is on his way over for 2010... should be a good day out :) "Benny is a shrimper" sung by a bunch of kids from Chelmsford lead by their teacher at Wembley Stadium will make the news ;) I do wonder exactly how big an event this will be, I recon bigger than lots of peeps would at...
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