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  1. TrueBlue

    Metal Monday Pt. 17

    Born in Bremen, Germany, Hanson Jobb and Udo Von DüYü have made good on their sacred pledge to "conquer the world, one bath house at a time." But PINK STËËL's rightful place in the great book of Gay Heavy Metal has been 20 years in the making. "These guys are the gay Id, flooding the world with...
  2. Slipperduke

    The Curse of Spurs

    The Forth Bridge in Scotland is a magnificent sight. A mile and a half long, it’s an immense, yet beautiful assembly of blood red steel bars and rivets carrying hundreds of trains a day over the wonderfully named Firth of Forth. It is said, usually by locals eager to fool a gullible traveller...
  3. The Shrimper Truth - Millwall away -

    MOM - the day glo coppers who met us at London Bridge and showed us home afterwards - a lovely service MOM 2 - the architect and design team who constructed the steel barred cages to keep the animals at bay - Match stats - 1000 x 20 quid equals the 20 grand we gave Millwall last nite - 150...
  4. Napster

    Qpr

    We get Van Wezel, QPR get Lakshi Mittal Lakshmi Mittal pushes QPR up the rich list By Kevin Garside Last Updated: 12:39am GMT 21/12/2007 Have your say Read comments Roman's is no longer the pre-eminent pocket in west London. In one cursory flourish of his platinum card, the world's...
  5. Xàbia Shrimper

    You know you're a squaddie when ...

    Anyone who is currently serving and has served in the past should be able to identify with many of these certain 'traits'; sadly I do! You know you've been Defence institutionalised (made military) when... You use target indication to point out hot chicks. You use the term 'chicks' You...
  6. Lee Bradbury is well hard - the view from the East Stand

    1-0 up from a great Bradbury goal it looked as if the Tilson has really put a squad together rather than a team and I was enjoying watching the rain falling through the flloodlights. It seemed as if League One teams (I thought Orient were ****e - Thornton excepted) were going to be easy meat for...
  7. Benfleet A1

    Best stories from the Armed Forces

    Im sure that just about everyone on here knows or has known someone in the armed forces. Some of the stories I have heard have been been the most side splittingly funnest things I have ever heard. A mate of mine who I will write a book about one day tells some brillient ones. Heres my favorite...
  8. canveyshrimper

    Eric Steele

    Has just been appointed goalkeeping coach at Manchester City. Prepare for a flood of goals against City.
  9. palexander

    Nintendo Wiiiiii

    Anybody lucky enough to get a Wii over X-Mas? I managed to be in the right place at the right time to get one from Amazon a week or so before X-Mas. Must say, very impressed so far. I have Wii Sports, Wii Play, Red Steel and Zelda so far - as well as a couple of Gamecube Games. Sports in...
  10. Uncle Leo

    Racing Post

    Super Freddy can inspire Shrimpers in Essex derby Col******r v Southend - Southend, 2pts at 7-2 THERE have been signs in recent weeks that Southend are beginning to adjust to life in the Championship and they are a value bet at 7-2 to beat Essex rivals Col******r today. Southend have made a...
  11. shrimptank

    Adam Barrett today.

    Running the risk of getting a slating from all and sundry, i thought A.B. was very poor today - especially in the first half. I love the guy to bits and he's blue thru and thru, but he is finding it difficult to adjust to life at this level...just as he did last year. I fail to see how some...
  12. South Bank Hank

    Rallying call!

    Read in your best Shakespearian voice: Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more; Or close our ranks and play for Southend’s pride. Between seasons there's nothing so becomes a team As respect for our new and illustrious opponents: But when the blast of war blows in our ears, Then...
  13. palexander

    Steel 'Baller Bands'

    If anyone is interested, I have 10 Adidas steel 'Baller Bands. These are the next generation of the rubber wristband that went nuts last year. These are really stylish in silver and have coloured Adidas logo's embossed on them. They are all also individually numbered. They are dead rare over...
  14. Trafalgar

    Nelson: "Order the signal, Hardy." Hardy: "Aye, sir." Nelson: "Hold on, that's not what I dictated to the signal officer. What's the meaning of this?" Hardy: "Sorry sir?" Nelson (reading aloud): " England expects every person to do his duty...
  15. Player anagrams

    Day of the ldv final, pre-match, nicky nicolau, 'uncynical oik' that he is, is confident of southend's chances, especially with adam barrett, master of the 'tame drab art' of defending and spencer prior, 'i prep corners', as solid as ever. Steve Tilson 'is steel...
  16. Matt the Shrimp

    Random stuff

    Some random burblings for you: *Our win against Wycombe was the first time we had won 3 games on the bounce for... well, for absolutely ages.  Can anyone remember when was the last time we did that?  And, before you ask, no - this isn't a quiz.  I don't know when it was! *The unusual feature...
  17. The Artful Shrimper

    The Day after Tomorrow...

    After refusing to watch american blockbustibng movies I finally yielded and obtained "The Day After tomorrow" from the Video shop. It confirmed all the reasons why I swerve these films. One man crosses the Ice waste to help his son, whom he thinks can't fend for himself, in the...
  18. Roll on Saturday

    I can't wait to get back into dirty habits, Breakfast in cafe Lunch-time in the Spread, chatting to old (in some cases very old) friends, listening to Geordie Chris' Wheels of Steel and sampling the odd burger at the pub's BBQ Wander down to the ground to watch the start of a...
  19. Hattrick

    Relegated on penalties - harsh! Steveh1510 United - Toddenham Hotspur 2 - 6 5485 spectators arrived at Steveh1510 Arena, where weather conditions were pretty good for football. Steveh1510 tactics involved an interesting 3-5-2 combination. The following players had been chosen: Galt -...
  20. Matt the Shrimp

    Something to cheer us up

    Story from Ananova: Raleigh relaunch the chopper: <span style='color:blue'>Raleigh relaunches Chopper bike The Chopper bike is to be relaunched. Raleigh has confirmed it is to capitalise on nostalgic interest in the bike by bringing out a new version. Just 2,004 of the new Choppers will be...
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