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  1. ldnfatso

    AGM Notes of Q&A Session

    This is all rather rough, OBL's will probably be better, but i left her to get sloshed with the shareholder bubbly. RM - Ron Martin ST - Steve Tilson BJ - Bill Jennings GK - Geoffrey King RM asked firstly why 1 person had voted against the accounts. RM said he thought this rather bizarre...
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    • applies compared cos discussed ford retail shareholder somewhere steel wished
    • Replies: 125
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  2. Slipperduke

    England Not That Good

    Never let it be said that England's footballers are selfish divas, unwilling to lift a finger to help others. In Amsterdam, in front of 50,000 witnesses, these much-maligned millionaires generously donated two goals to their Dutch opponents, an act of charity that they'd prefer went entirely...

  3. ESB's League One Preview - Part 2

    Millwall Last Season: 5th Manager: Kenny Jackett Key Player: Nadjim Abdou, Midfielder. Prediction: 6th Those delightful Bermondsey boys were incredibly unlucky in the Play-Off final last term, losing to Matt Sparrow at Wembley. Keeping their squad together and another season under Kenny...
    • EastStandBlue
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    • achieving crack daniels exactly following fro hall homosexual infrastructure ish laughs league one money parker prepared pulling rees roots shoddy sparrow stalled steel stopped support tear
    • Replies: 16
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  4. Hotman

    jewellers (rolex dealers)

    Does anybody have a contact who deals in rolex's? sure somebody here might know someone... Interested in either a submariner, submariner lv, seadweller or gmt master II without the waiting list and at a decent price. (stainless steel, not dual / gold) will pay cash if needed cheers :)

  5. Stadium Costs and Debt (General)

    Article on Tottenham (& Liverpool) saying construction costs have fallen as much as 30% but ability to raise debt is practically zero. If Spurs & Liverpool are struggling then I just can't see how Ron is going to do it. Tottenham Says Credit Crunch Will Cut Stadium Cost (Update1) 2009-03-20...
  6. Napster

    Eric Steele

    Takes the plaudits for Ben Foster's heroics yesterday http://news.google.co.uk/news?hl=en&q=eric%20steele&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wn
  7. Napster

    Eric Steele

    Is currently goalkeeping coach for Man Utd!
  8. danburyshrimper

    Don't buy anyone !

    Forget spending precious cash on over paid new players ... we have the answer to our problems right under our noses ! Youth !!!! In our stiffs tonight we have Dan Harvey --- i've seen this lad several times + on each occasion he looks very accomplished .. can defend and attack , is calm...

  9. Engineering Exam Question

    Engineering Maths Question: Conditions: A Hyundai Excavator, weighing 22 tons, firmly chained onto the top of a lowboy trailer and traveling on a motorway. The extended shovel arm is made of hardened refined steel and the approaching overpass is made of commercial-grade concrete...
    • A Century United
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    • assume concrete exam excavator inch neglect pattern spacing steel
    • Replies: 11
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  10. duncan bulgaria

    Great effort but Chelsea were class

    Got to hand it to Southend they gave a great showing of themselves tonight and really dug deep and gave chelsea a brief scare , but in all fairness we were out done by a class act tonight . Everyone of our players can be proud tonight and special praise goes to Grant who had a stormer of a...
  11. Benfleet A1

    Our little trip to Chelsea

    I awoke at 4am in need of a wee and stumbled out of bed. One empty bladder later I attempted to get back to the land of nod, no chance. So I surfaced, got dressed and tip toed into the kitchen for a cuppa. Got bored with the telly so tormented the cat for a while by making out I was going to let...
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    • applause attempted broadway burger ched didn dressed enjoyed fags fenchurch frost hadn hamilton headed ops ranger ripping shoddy smithy soup steel stumbled taxi wallet
    • Replies: 8
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  12. Irish_Shrimper

    Interview with an Exile: Part 9 - Pubey

    This week, Jon (Pubey), from Sheffield takes part in the exile interview. Below is Jon with Stevie Hammell and Mr Alan McCormack: 1) How long have you been an exile? A) I moved to Sheffield in November 2007, and was exiled up in Leicester from 2003-2006 2) Why did you leave Essex? A) I...
    • Irish_Shrimper
    • Thread
    • afterwards blades bra ched cracks debates develop eastwood economics emotions fa cup faul finishing hall hall of fame hanks incredible length qui shirt shoes southminster spencer prior spite steel supply tilly town turbo wish wouldn
    • Replies: 9
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  13. If Trafalgar was today..

    Nelson: "Order the signal, Hardy!" Hardy: "Aye, aye sir." Nelson: "Hold on, that's not what I dictated to Flags. What's the meaning of this?" Hardy: "Sorry sir?" Nelson (reading aloud): "'England expects every person to do his or her duty, regardless of race, gender, sexual orientation...
    • A Century United
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    • abolished admiral adverts ban barrier compensation crow didn diversity frenchman gender kiss limb menu multicultural refuse religious rope signal steel trafalgar visual wouldn
    • Replies: 5
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  14. The Big Dady

    Bristol Rovers New Stadium

    Bristol Rovers have scrapped plans to play home games at Cheltenham while they build a new £35 million stadium (Subject To Funding). Memorial Stadium Link to Story --------------- It is interesting that their amended proposed new stadium regeneration development programme has not yet been...
  15. MrB

    Similies/Metaphors

    Seen this before but still makes me chuckle. May have to try to use a few of these in every day life, especially No. 30. 1. She walked into my office like a centipede with 98 missing legs. 2. His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking alliances like underpants in a tumble dryer 3...
    • MrB
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    • beef cashpoint cruel duck eating especially exactly hails hurts inch ish metal mph separated soup stairs steel throws tools trap underpants wouldn
    • Replies: 9
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  16. Slipperduke

    Stalemate at Stamford Bridge

    Apologies, it was such a rush to get this out in time that I forgot to SZ it! See if you can spot the ****-ups.... So near and yet so far. Manchester United came within ten minutes of ending Chelsea's extraordinary 85 game unbeaten run at Stamford Bridge, pegged back by that most unlikely of...
    • Slipperduke
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    • appalling applauded biting blockbuster booing copies cos debates didn dimi entered eva evans finishing florent headed historic jury league marking muscle nicolas pain poorly ran rattle repeated rounds ski steel tacking tank test twelve wasn
    • Replies: 8
    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum

  17. The Shrimp Toothbrush

    Today Mr Jonny O's selection hits the wheels of steel, WITH a couple of bonus tracks as they have cracking videos from the house of Tiny Toons. So we have a trio of They Might Be Giants choons, all crackers from this sadly underrated quirky American band. Birdhouse in your Soul Istanbul (not...
  18. Ron Manager

    Hottest Burger In The World (some rude words)

    This is in Brisbane, shall I have a go when I get there in a months time and report back? Yeah, like f*** I will! was digging around the zGeek forums the other day when I stumbled across one of the funniest post-hot-food-eating articles I've ever read. "Cranky" had heard about the "Off the...
    • Ron Manager
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    • aunt bleeding burger burn continued core crack defeated didn eaten eating gest grab halves hanks ish mentally packs pain physical plaque prepared rubber salad steel stopped stumbled test torrents wasn
    • Replies: 0
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  19. ozzy-shrimper

    Mark Dolan

    Hes on channel 4 now meeting the worlds smallest men. Hes the presenter off Balls Of Steel. He always came across to me as being one of those annoying presenters but watching this he seems to be a pretty nice guy! He picked up one of the smallest men who was 16 held him up and helped him see...
  20. Stats

    Can Anyone Top This On A Night Out?

    Met up with a mate this weekend who I hadnt seen for a while. Naturally we chatted about the good old days and then managed to remember a stonking event that happened during our misspent youth in Dukes. One night was at the bar and my mate Little John started chatting to this bird and her mate...
    • Stats
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    • hadn loud music naturally steel youth
    • Replies: 13
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
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