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Somebody elses shoes?
Before I spend the rest of the day laying out the garden studying for an exam next week ,I am under strict instuctions from the beloved not to spend all day on my P.C as I would get nothing done.............. Tough darling your at work and its my dayoff so there. Anyway Its Quite simple really...- Winkle
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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And God Created
In the beginning God covered the earth with broccoli, cauliflower and spinach, with green, yellow and red vegetables of all kinds so Man and Woman would live long and healthy lives. Then using God's bountiful gifts, Satan created Dairy Ice Cream and Magnums. And Satan said, 'You want hot fudge...- Harold Bishop Killer
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Housekeeping Guide - 1955 Style
Advice from 'Housekeeping Weekly' in 1955. These were the days. Have dinner ready. Plan ahead, even the night before, to have a delicious meal ready, on time for his return. This is a way of letting him know that you have been thinking about him and are concerned about his needs. Most men are...- Harold Bishop Killer
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Had this e-mailed to me today...
thought i'd share it. Headed 'the guy's rules' 1. Men are NOT mind readers. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or...- bertiebigbanana
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Don't worry, we still have....
A keeper that can't catch, Masters, an impressive right back that wants to leave, Francis, a Hungarian to fill Clarke's shoes, Liptak, new left back to find, Mulgrew, midfield to plug Bailey and McCormack, new supplier and goal scorer to find, Gower, but luckily still have a bloke more fragile...- wiggy
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- icke shoes supplier vase
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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The how much should ron give Tilson to spend thread...
Well this is a real toughy in all honesty. Yes he could realisticly give tilly say 500k + to spend after the sales of JCR and Freddy , but if you were Ron and knowing how tilly wastes money on the likes of Paynter Foran Harold and possibly Revel would you be willing to give any more. That...- Tommy2holes
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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New Songs .... for next season!
Not connected to friday but more general for next season to sing about: Tune: (Coming round the mountain) if you want to go to heaven when you die, you must keep the blue and white flags flying high, wear a blue scarf and a bonnet, and write f**k Col Ewe on it, if you want to go to heaven...- Scottish_Shrimpers
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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Goatie beards
Why ? And what other grooming/dress sense no-nos can we add to the list 1. Goatie beards 2 Ugg boots 3 8rown shoes, blue suit 4 Any sucker fooled into spending 100s just for a label- * ORM *
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Will there be a dress code in the directors box tonight?
My mate Hornchurch Matt is well in with all the staff ar Hornchurch and has secured me and him two tickets for the directors box tonight at the hall. As you can imagine tickets are changing hands like wildfire. He has already been offered £500 a ticket but we have had to decline as I want to...- DTS
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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Born in the 1940's, 50's, 60's and 70's???
CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL MY FRIENDS WHO WERE BORN IN THE 1940's, 50's, 60's and 70's ! First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they carried us and lived in houses made of asbestos. They took aspirin, ate blue cheese, raw egg products, loads of bacon and...- Aberdeen Shrimper
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Liverpool Not Out Yet
Liverpool fans must be feeling numb by now. There's only so much bad news you can take before you end up rocking backwards and forwards in the corner of the room, dribbling on your shoes and the weekend defeat to Barnsley was the final straw for most long-suffering Reds. Never has there been...- Slipperduke
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Personalised football boots / golf shoes
All, Does anyone know of any shop that personalises football boots and/or golf shoes? Want to put a cross of St.George on the back of each. Ta muchly.- Westcliff Shrimper
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Would you??
Ticketing agencies are asking an average of £500 for a seat at the Rumbelows final in the Spurs end at Wembley.Tickets for the yids will not make general sale because of their membership scheme. If there was a match involving Southend and you weren't a seaso (let's pretend for one minute you...- Sean 2
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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Horizon last night
Anyone see it? Regardless of your stance on the death penalty you've got to raise your hat to Michael Portillo who breathed in CS gas, went in a simulator where he experienced 5G's and apoxia...literally seconds from death (ok, there were people with him), but I'm not sure I'd fancy being in his...- MK Shrimper
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Womens World Records!
Women's World Records Car Parking The smallest kerbside space successfully reversed into by a woman was one of 63ft 2ins, equivalent to three standard parking spaces, by Mrs Elizabeth Simpkins, driving an unmodified Vauxhall Nova Swing on October 12, 1993. She started the manoeuvre...- GNH
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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When Girls dont put out.
When girls don't put out!! This was written by a guy ... it's pretty damn smart. Girls -- Please have a sense of humor! I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men...- chadded
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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MK's Friday Indie Disco
Today we've got a rather jangly tune from indie stalwart label 4AD.... Lush were 2 gorgeous girls and 2 blokes (sadly, drummer Chris Acland committed suicide just as they were enjoying their first flush of fame and the band split). So here we are, Lush with Shake baby Shake: Turn it up and...- MK Shrimper
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Summer's over girls !
That means put the flip-flops away and start wearing proper work shoes again. That does not mean dusting off the UGGGGGG boots, surely the most unflattering, ugly footwear ever invented- * ORM *
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Best practical joke you have played?
Mine must have been about 7 years ago. I was working for Yorkshire Building Society at the time in a small branch outside Brighton. My old boss was called Greeny. Really nice bloke if not a little weird but me and him got on great. He was always coming in with hooky goods he had for sale or...- DTS
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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pocket money for kids.
After a weeks holiday listening to my kids demanding money for stuff, I have decided enough is enough and they will now receive a weekly allowance which will hopefully teach them the value of money and stand them in good stead for the future. However Mrs C and I cannot agree on what amount they...- callan
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- Forum: Homer's Bar