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  1. Pac Man Pummels Clottey, Provokes Mayweather

    Manny Pacquiao sent out a warning shot to Floyd Mayweather Junior by drubbing Joshua Clottey, taking the African apart in twelve long, gruelling rounds. The only reason this fight was scheduled was because of the row over drug testing between Pacquiao and Mayweather, with Mayweather facing...
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    • Forum: Canvey Shrimpers All Sports Forum

  2. Pellegrini In A State Of Pjanic

    When Manuel Pellegrini took the reins at Real Madrid, blank cheque book in hand, I doubt very much he expected his only shot at silverware at this stage of the season would lie solely in a sprint to the finish with Barcelona... Courtesy of Miralem Pjanic, that is exactly the situation. Lyon...
  3. Bielzibubz

    If you were born in the 50's, 60's or 70's

    Doesn't this just some up what it was like growing up and exactly what the kids of today are missing out on? First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they carried us and lived in houses made of asbestos. They took aspirin, ate blue cheese, raw egg products, loads...
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  4. Is Tilly engineering his own dismissal?

    Over the last few months thoeries about Tilly leaving have been bandied about, but the one i'm actually believeing more and more, and have heard a few times now is this; Tilly won't walk, due to his love of the Club. However if he were sacked then he looks like the victim instead of the bad...
  5. steveo

    Top Gear

    Have deliberately missed most of the last series I watched some last night. Best car of the decade – Buggatti Veyron – which is about relevant to 0.5% of the population. Lamborghininsometihng car of the year – relevant to hardly anyone either. About the Stig - Some say he uses an allen key to...
  6. Pak Power

    Revell return ?

    Alex Revell returning to fill Barney's shoes. Wouldn't rule it out. (cheap option) link http://www.football.virginmedia.com/page/Football/Championship/Headlines/0,,12555~1919648,00.html
  7. southend4ever

    Friday Joke

    A bloke sees an advert in a pet shop, 'talking centipede', £5000. He buys it and takes it home in a small box. After about 30 minutes he opens the box and says "would you like to go for a pint?". The centipede doesn't answer. Raising his voice he repeats the question, still no reply. Getting...
  8. Slipperduke

    A Big Cheer For Little Clubs

    Bit of a new one this, it's for the Irish Examiner's football supplement, currently rolling off the presses as I type. Bit more wordy than the usual fare and with more Anglo-centric references. Anyway, give it a go and let me know what you think, it helps to have feedback with new stuff... If...
  9. TBV_Dan

    Zone Update First "Revelling it in" of the new season!

    Yes, Revell's fantastic blog is back for another season! Here it is..... Revelling In It This week starring: Adam ‘sat nav’ Barrett Lee ‘the doctors friend’ Barnard Clark ‘you know Revs, you don’t half scrub up’ Masters Is it me or has time flown by since the end of last season? I...
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    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  10. Filthiest Bird Ever Nailed.

    Thats right folks there are plenty about especially in Essex. Mine has to be an old taffy bird I nailed in Greece with the cockroach, she was a dead ringer for Irene from home and away but with corn beaf legs. Anyway there we were in bar drinking some cheap horrible vodka in pints and these...
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  11. Interpol Shrimper

    Equality in the Workplace

    As in most workplaces tomorrow is dress down Friday where I am working now. This week has been unbearable & almost sauna like in our office, we've just had a note round saying remember the restrictions on what you can actually wear as a male employee on dress down/casual days. Now can somebody...
  12. Tommy2holes

    Lets get promoted on a shoestring

    Lets be honest we have no money , well atleast until the new stadium is built (still not sure if it will). But when we last won this league, a different and much easier league back then, we had lower league players who where hungry aggressive and although not blessed with skill where the type...
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    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  13. Slipperduke

    Who Would You Be? Bill or Roman?

    Who would you rather be this summer? Multi-billionaire owner of Chelsea, Roman Abramovich or reasonably wealthy owner of Everton, Bill Kenwright. Think carefully before you choose, there's more to this than meets the eye. Kenwright may have left Wembley empty-handed on Saturday night, but at...
  14. Slipperduke

    Lampard Leads The Way To Glory

    Chelsea 2-1 Everton Drogba, 21 Saha, 1 Lampard, 71 An FA Cup Final that began with the quickest goal of its history was secured with one of its best and could have been long remembered for one that wasn't even given. In the kind of sweltering heat that would have made Saturday afternoon on...
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    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
  15. Lady Roo

    A Woman's Week At The Gym

    Dear Diary, For my birthday this year, my daughter (the dear) purchased a week of personal training at the local health club for me. Although I am still in great shape since being a high school cheerleader 43 years ago, I decided it would be a good idea to go ahead and give it a try. I...
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  16. Slipperduke

    Ruthless United Stun Arsenal

    There is a reason why Manchester United are the best team in the world. They don't lift all those trophies simply because they have better players, or smarter tactics. They succeed so frequently because Sir Alex Ferguson has built himself a team of winners, professional and ruthless, indomitable...
  17. Slipperduke

    Furious Phil Unleashes Hell

    Arsenal 2-1 Hull City (Van Persie, 74) (Barmby, 12) (Gallas, 84) Phil Brown's phone will be red hot by now. In one exhilarating ten minute press conference, the furious Hull City manager unleashed a string of attacks aimed at everyone he deemed responsible for his team's exit. He accused Cesc...
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    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
  18. BoyWonder2

    Question Fancy Dress Ideas

    Guys and girls, Some help is required. 13th March is Comic Relief, and he have to come into work in fancy dress. Now the last time we did this I came in as a pink pimp, basically a pink suit with dalmation trim, pimp hat, cane and white shoes. Now this went down a strom and I won best dressed...
  19. Aberdeen Shrimper

    Man Rules!

    At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down Finally, the guys' side of the story. We always hear'the rules' From the female side ...Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note.. these are all numbered '1 ' ON PURPOSE! 1. Men are NOT mind...
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  20. Irish_Shrimper

    Interview with an Exile - Part 11: The tables have turned!

    Hi folks, This will be the final Interview with an Exile for Series 1, and I thought I would give some of the people I have cheekily edited on here over the past few months the opportunity to get their own back. So in the series finale, I am answering the questions! Would like to thank...
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    • Replies: 7
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
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