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  1. shrimptank

    Inside the Meeting.

    Well, what an afternoon. Myself, BLUEBLOOD and SUFCEssex got to the meeting and has to blag our way in and finally took our seats in the public gallery about 13.55. There seemed to be a lot of totally pointless wasted time as the councillors, debated the finer details of the application. We...
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    • Replies: 23
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  2. ldnfatso

    Tractor Boy

    As a young boy, Joe was completely obsessed with tractors. He had pictures of tractors all over his bedroom walls; he had tractor toys, tractor T-shirts, a tractor carpet, and duvet cover - the whole works. He ate, drank and slept tractors. On his 17th birthday he was thrilled to get an...
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    • Replies: 4
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  3. A Virgins Worst Nightmare

    Sorry if you have already read this! I Just recieved this e-mail and thought it was funny! A VIRGINS NIGHTMARE! A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after...

  4. This has to end…

    Sorry to bring the tone down after such a memorable night but this issue just has to sorted out. Whos side are the club and stewards on? Why oh why were the away fans (again) allowed to stand for the entire game?! It seems as if the club are really shooting their selves in the foot by letting...

  5. Col Ewe away.

    Look where those lucky enough to get tickets will be seated when we play the Ewes away! What a joke!!! Not sure how to do the linky, but its here... http://www.cu-fcchat.com/chat/viewtopic.php?t=10545

  6. I dream of Southend

    I have a lot of SUFC related dreams - during the season it's not unusual for me to have 2 Southend dreams a week. Usually I'm just watching but a couple of times I have actually dreamt I'm playing (once as a trialist when they held a sort of open day where anyone could go along and...

  7. Sit Down

    Plenty as been said on the other thread about 'Ricketts-Gate' and I don't wish to add to that particular debate. However the trouble we have at Roots Hall at the moment is a real crackdown on any displays of passionate support. I was singled out and warned by a steward that I'd...
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    • Replies: 23
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  8. Xàbia Shrimper

    Amusing Stewarding at MK Dons

    I must make some comment on the hysterically stewarding experienced at Roots Hall last Saturday during the Spanish Shrimpers annual visit to the UK. The main view is from our position in the East Stand (first half East Greens [before some old fart made a comment about day-tripping, I kid ye not]...
    • Xàbia Shrimper
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    • ant compared complied followers hall icke ish naps noisy parts rendition ripping roots roots hall seated shrimpers stairs suppor support tinge town
    • Replies: 12
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  9. * ORM *

    Oh what an atmosphere !

    I love a party with a happy atmosphere ! As the atmosphere on Saturday was as flat as Goldie Hawn's chest I'd like to suggest limiting our home gate to 8,000 for big games and asking each non-season ticket fan 3 SUFC related questions before they come through the turnstiles. If...
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    • atmosphere cas chavs comedians fur icke league miscreants seated sufc test wes
    • Replies: 2
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  10. Southampton Shrimper

    Sad and silly stereotypes

    This morning I bought a copy of "The Pink", the local Saturday evening sports newspaper to see if there were any previews of tonight's game. The only thing they have is "The Bluffer's Guide to... Southend United". I know it's supposed to be a humorous and light-hearted article, but it does make...
    • Southampton Shrimper
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    • alf battling bound chairs essex factual features feelgood folk foo gest guv hall junction lingo pillars posted rock roots roots hall seated southend southend united sports spread suppor support town types wes
    • Replies: 14
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  11. Hockley_Blues

    Reds have a sporting advantage

    From BBC News Looks like we need to wear our third strip more often....
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    • awareness bbc ched claimed condition displays dominance drills english football foo importance ish lazarus liverpool matched money physical roots scientists seated signal soccer sports stress suppor testicles tipping trophies verve wouldn
    • Replies: 15
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  12. Cheltenham's ground????

    Is it terrace for away supporters? Grim jnr and myself are making the trip on the coach and I was wondering if it is worth going for a seated section (if they have one!) or go for terrace. He did'nt mind the terrace at Bristol Rovers but was alittle restricted with the view. Ant...
  13. BoyWonder2

    Anyone Flying Soon

    Here are some real in-flight announcements that have been heard or reported: On landing the stewardess said, "Please be sure to take all your belongings.  If you're going to leave anything, please make sure it's something we'd like to have." "There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there...
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    • airplane announcements assisting brough degrees fixed gentlemen grab hanks lose lover masks metal money nobody officer overhead phoenix screaming seated sonny tab terminal voice washing washington
    • Replies: 1
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  14. West Stand Classic

    i normally go in the East Yellows with the chaps but for the last couple of games I have gone back to my spiritial home of 86 The West Bank, and I must admit I quiet like it in there you seem to be alot nearer to the action, and its got more of a footbally feel about it the smell of **** and Old...

  15. Southend ......and proud of it!!

    What a night!! I just love Col Ewe bashing and tonight was no exception! However, I thought the support for the lads last night was exceptional. From the first whistle to the last, we outsang the yokels. Not sure what it sounded like from the seated end, but from behind the goal it...

  16. well done boyz, you beat 11 men and two officials

    WELL DONE, ABSOLUTLEY BRILLIANT... every single player in a red shirt (and fatty flavs in a green kit ) was tonite brilliant !!! in the thirty odd years ive watched the blues ive never seen a team work so hard and play such entertaining football , not only did we outplay the carrot...
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    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  17. Sterophonics Concert

    2 seated tickets to see Sterophonics live at Earls Court @ 7pm next Tuesday 16th. My friend cant make it, and offered them to me but i cant stand Sterophonics, so if anyone is interested or knows of anyone who might be, can you PM me please. oh they are £25 Each Cheers
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