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  1. Question half time penalties

    i will be a very proud man on saturday when my 7 year old will be on the pitch with her southend top taking penalties as part of the change4life day...im a season ticket holder in the west but has anyone here had their nippers do this....are the kids and parents seated in the east stand during...
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    • Replies: 4
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  2. Safe Standing- Government seeking advice on laws to review

    A message from the Football Supporters Federation. The new coalition government has pledged to scrap unnecessary and “nannying” laws. We believe that the ban on standing at football grounds in the top two divisions is just this. In England and Wales, you can stand in rugby grounds, at Speedway...
    • SUSDIngham
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    • ant ban coalition divisions football literally rea register remove requirement rugby seated speedway two minutes
    • Replies: 0
    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
  3. Cricko

    Kulula Airline

    Kulula is an Airline with it's head office situated in Johannesburg . Kulula airline attendants make an effort to make the in-flight "safety lecture" and announcements a bit more entertaining. Here are some real examples that have been heard or reported: Kulula's new paint scheme "Flying...
    • Cricko
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    • Replies: 0
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  4. Joke Twitter Accounts

    Seems to be a recurring theme that someone is setting up Twitter accounts for footballers... The funniest one so far was Lucas Leiva's, although that was suspended after two days of fake Tweets pretending to be about Liverpool's journey to Madrid with such classics as: "Alberto's been standing...
  5. Tangled up in Blue

    Gigs

    It's seemed to me for a while now that there should be a place on this forum for gigs that people have been to recently(and what they thought about the band) and/ or upcoming concerts and their venues. So here goes.;) Have to say that it's been a bit quiet here on the gigs front recently(it...

  6. Help Please!

    Hello Southend fans Sorry for being a nuisance and cluttering your forum up but I am compiling a project about football grounds and am featuring your ground. Wondered if anyone could complete the following questionnaire for me. Thanks for your time 1. How long have you been watching Southend...
    • sc.91
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    • Replies: 9
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  7. yogi bear up the cagire

    Toulouse jolly.......match nul!

    TOULOUSE v LILLE The Stadium 13th MAY 2009 Bid farewell to The Ranger and Boo Boo, came down the Cagire and off, en route for Toulouse, with enough goodies to keep me going for the day. Had arranged to meet my SZ colleague outside Mac Do, on the Place du Capitole, in the centre of...
  8. manor15

    Club Statement: East Blacks v Leceister

    Sorry if it has been posted already, couldn't find it in any crowd trouble, Geoffery King, or any other threads.
    • manor15
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    • advised alcohol behaviour ead following issued mix posted refrain reserved seated
    • Replies: 1
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  9. Question Peterborough - Standing or Sitting?

    Not seen this mentioned on here yet but half our allocation is for covered terraced stand. Just wondering whether people have been buying those tickets instead of those in seated area as its a rare opportunity to stand without getting grief from the stewards.
  10. BLUEBLOOD

    How to start a fight

    My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked, 'What's on TV?' I said, 'Dust.' And then the fight started... ------------------------------------------------------------------------- My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming...
    • BLUEBLOOD
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    • Replies: 0
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  11. Irish_Shrimper

    Interview with an Exile: Part 5 - SpanishShrimper

    This week, Nick (SpanishShrimper), from Spain answers the questions. I haven't had the time to check his answers, so hope there is nothing too embarrassing etc. that shouldn't be here.... :unsure: 1) How long have you been an exile? A) Well technically, since I left the Southend area...
    • Irish_Shrimper
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    • Replies: 25
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  12. Matchday ritual

    i like to plan mine with military precision. leave grays approx 2 hours before KO,battle through the traffic at saddlers farm and then sections of the a127. park in usual place and then stroll to the chippy,scoff food and smoke several fags before entering the stadium of dreams. sometimes...
  13. Slipperduke

    Kicked To the Curb

    There's never a dull moment in the EPL. Just 24 hours after the farcical scenes at St James Park, Alan Curbishley nipped in ahead of Kevin Keegan to become the first manager of the season to leave his club, resigning after an unhappy spell at West Ham. The history books will hint at a short...
  14. scrounger

    Smart A*se of the Year Award

    *6th Place* It was mealtime during a flight on a British Airways plane: 'Would you like dinner?' the flight attendant asked the man seated in the front row. 'What are my choices?' the man asked. 'Yes or no,' she replied...
    • scrounger
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    • Replies: 18
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  15. Some piccies from the Barry Harris Express Away Day @ Donny

    (l-r Shrimpersarmy, Bob Cratchitt, Junior Toot, a bit of Ninja's head, Mr B, GNH, top of Barry Harris' head, and profile of ORM) (l-r Hooly, GNH, Skodaman, a.n.other and Slaphead) (seated Beermonster) (Mrs Ninja and Mrs GNH)
    • Cricko
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    • seated
    • Replies: 16
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  16. Napster

    Qpr

    We get Van Wezel, QPR get Lakshi Mittal Lakshmi Mittal pushes QPR up the rich list By Kevin Garside Last Updated: 12:39am GMT 21/12/2007 Have your say Read comments Roman's is no longer the pre-eminent pocket in west London. In one cursory flourish of his platinum card, the world's...
    • Napster
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    • Replies: 3
    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum

  17. An open letter to Southend United

    Dear SUFC, I am posting this open letter because whenever I have emailed the club over the years I have never received a reply. I am a season card holder with my young son in the West Stand and was appalled at the lack of segregation on offer at today's match with West Ham, and...
    • Prodigal Son
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    • bra ell essex gran icke introduce money recognise remotely seated shirt spin tents unsavoury wes
    • Replies: 82
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  18. Andy_Shrimp

    A Moral Dilemma

    Ok, Went out for a beer tonight and had a good time. I got chatting to this scouse girl sitting at a table in the bar and we got on really well. We had a good laugh and really seemed to get on with each other. We must have been talking for ages as the waitress in the wine bar had brought us...

  19. will they get rid of the a.hole stewards next year with the crowds being lower

    after more fun and games on sat with the stewards in the west side, it got me wondering that with the crowds, dropping considerably and many less away fans, will we still have the over zealous stewarding that we have had in the last season, after all less fans should mean less stewards. i for...
  20. Xàbia Shrimper

    Makes you think ...

    A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger." The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the...
    • Xàbia Shrimper
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    • airplane conversation deer grass nuclear passenger produces quicker ranger seated
    • Replies: 5
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
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