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  1. Sussex Shrimper

    E-mail sent to club

    Just a quick note to let people know that I've sent the follwing e-mail to the club: I'm sure the club are busy and I'm not expecting an instant reply, but hopefully this will produce an undertaking that any scummers in our stands openly trying to wind us up will be dealt with...
  2. DTS

    Brighton Website

    Ha Ha All sound a bit cocky at one nil up - Onyl to go 3-1 down and suicidal. Cue the personal insults about Southend as they had no defence over the team. I may need surgery to remove the smile that is etched over my face.
  3. J

    My signature

    Was meant as a joke, which many of you got.. i would also like to add that in no way was it as offensive as some on here.. as this is supposedly a family orientated board, perhaps the signatures or avatars some of you have of women that are scantily clad and depicting acts of an adult nature...
    • J
    • Thread
    • avatars remove signatures
    • Replies: 13
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  4. BERMUDA AWAY

    Cue friday afternoon, as I quaff my glass of champagne,I glance at the clock in the lounge and notice its 14.15pm Crikey I bet get myself down the gate for the flight,so I amble myself down to the gate, and introduce myself to Michael and Steven, and then to all of our horror, we notice the...
    • TMWLT
    • Thread
    • airport amble ands bottles chickens cos degree elderly following fried gentlemen goa hall hamilton headed introduce lou metal pace rack remove similar stairs suppor taxi trap washing washington
    • Replies: 16
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  5. shrimperman

    Whos a lucky boy then!

    Can't belive my luck over the last few days. All in all I've managed to scoop just under grand from the bloody bookies (Sorry Uxbridge!)My lucky streak: £630 totally from Southend winning promotion on Saturday Then I get home a minute ago, the racing at Chester is on the box. Just as I look...
  6. C C Csiders

    Tea

    I hate tea. Can't stand it. I hate all the paraphernalia surrounding tea, the rituals, the ooh! let's stop and have a cup of tea bits about it. It's dreadful stuff. Tea should be banned unless you are over 60, and then phased out following the death of all those that will...
    • C C Csiders
    • Thread
    • ban cup dreadful following machete ooh phased remove res stopped surrounding wasn
    • Replies: 16
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  7. shrimperman

    Sky+

    Being a typical bloke who doesnt read any instructions whatsoever Im need of some help. I know that all programmes you choose to record are saved onto a data card. But can you remove this data card and put it in media port on your computer? Essentially, theres a programme Ive recorded that has...
  8. SUBBlue

    FLAGS!

    As I sit in the South upper I can't see if Flags are ever hung from the top balcony over the hoardings. I know the stewards used to make the 'offenders' remove them as they covered precious advertising boards but how about nowadays? Anyone know, as I don't want to waste my time...
  9. southend4ever

    VIRUS INFECTION AGAIN

    Windows informs me.... Your computer is infected! Windows has detected spyware infection! It is saying click here for windows to update and install the most up-to-date antispyware for me.... nothing happens when i click it? i have run spybot search and remove and adaware se-personal...
  10. Interpol Shrimper

    Windows XP

    I've just found in the Customize part of the Taskbar & Start Menu properties a list of some programs I've installed & since deleted. I find thisd rather shocking as I'd have thought if you uninstall something or use add/remove programs in the control panel they will wipe...
  11. sufcintheprem

    Apologies to any stewards on here...

    8-36 am My alarm clock goes off, it’s a match day today and the culmination of a heavy weeks safety training, I've spent the whole week at the Stadium learning to walk up and down stairs, I'm yet to have as many gold stars as my friend Dave but I do think I chose the right career path instead of...
    • sufcintheprem
    • Thread
    • alarm chuck continued ead easier firms hazard icke ickets ive joi laughs learning liberties lying makers meaningless nobody pensioners peoples premier premises remove riots screaming shoes singing stairs stress suppor wore
    • Replies: 5
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  12. Spaceman Spiff

    Club Ownership

    I had a very enjoyable drink with Matt the Shrimp in one of Greenwich's finer watering holes last night, at which many subjects were discussed - players, Tilly, hopes for this season etc. The one subject which raised the most passions was the one regarding ownership of the club -...
    • Spaceman Spiff
    • Thread
    • assets didn discussed enjoyable exactly faced fossets farm hall isnt naps qui remove roots roots hall sufc tilly wills
    • Replies: 16
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  13. Xàbia Shrimper

    One Hundred Albums ...

    Interesting nominations at www.jaguaro.org A few "eyebrow raisers": Nirvana - Nevermind "Yeah, yeah - I realize that this is the one that broke grunge's doors wide open and made Seattle a place to be reckoned with. Are we sure that's good? At best, Nevermind is an...
    • Xàbia Shrimper
    • Thread
    • archives ard birth california ead hasn heaven joshua music nirvana peppers politically religious remove rock second coming socks substance tattoos triumph
    • Replies: 51
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  14. What a difference

    OK, I have not long finished a 12 hour night shift and am wasting a few moments before going to bed. So what I thought I would do for no particular reason was remove 1 goal from each league game we scored in and see how it effected our position. Don't ask why! Turns out we would be on 28...
  15. Kent Shrimper

    Vote Carl Pettefer

    I understand it has been decided that Petts will be our collective vote for Februarys PFA Player of the Month Vote Carl Pettefer PFA Player of the month Mods might want to remove last months from the top?
  16. Spaceman Spiff

    VOTE FOR NICKY NIC

    Admin - please remove the poll now as it looks like Freddy can't be voted for and Barrett has already won it - so the consensus on January's performances so far was Nicky Nic... People - let's make it 3 Shrimper winners by voting NOW at: PFA Player of the Month

  17. Persistent Standing

    Reading through the Shrimpers' Trust liaison meeting notes, I have come to the conclusion that Geoffrey King somewhat misses the point about persistent standing in the North Stand. Despite the Trust representative informing him that "our experience at away matches was that stewards...
    • Javea Shrimper
    • Thread
    • anfield claiming following hall ive refuse remove representative roots roots hall shrimpers threaten wes
    • Replies: 5
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  18. Napster

    Ron makes bid for Delancey and FF developments

    From the Trust's latest liaision minutes: (RM) said that under the Option they now have 20 acres whereas RM would have preferred the original 50 acre proposal...RM said that he wanted the new stadium to be able to be increased to about 22,500 capacity and feels that in an “immediate” catchment...
  19. Bob Cratchitt

    So what are the views of Ron Manager??

    And replace it with something that only approx 12% of the population vote for!! Given that our turnout for an election is usually around the 30% mark and say 40% back the candidate that wins. Do you honestly believe invoking this change would save us anything. Of course elected Head...
    • Bob Cratchitt
    • Thread
    • aids approx candidate crusades historic lifestyle pillars remove ridden wish
    • Replies: 13
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  20. palexander

    PC Wants to format on boot

    My father-in-law's PC has started to boot (win 2000) into windows, but before the desktop loads, it opens a DOS screen with a Format command. Never, ever seen this... if you close the window, the PC hangs. Sounds like a virus, but dont know how to remove it (safe mode does the same)...
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