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  1. South Bank Hank

    SZ Totty Cup - HAVE YOUR VIEWS

    There's no doubt that the initial Totty Cup was a success, and it looks like we're set for another round - this time managed and run by our good friend Irish_Shrimper. From comments I've read on the Zone, while lots of fun was had, there were also some who felt that the Totty Cup was not such...
  2. Uncle Leo

    ShrimperZone Forum Guidelines

    The goal of the ShrimperZone Forum is to promote a community of fans of Southend United. It is an open forum for discussing all aspects of Southend United as well as various other topics such as football in other leagues, cricket, music and everything else in between. It is important to have...
    • Uncle Leo
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  3. Free Anti-Virus?

    It appears some bint i let use my laptop has managed to put a few Back door trojans on my laptop as well as stupid levels of spyware. Now, i was sent to a link to download some Anti Virus software that found everything malicious, then when i went to remove everything it told me that i could for...
  4. DTS

    Should Ldn Fatso leave my drawing on his face book?

    At last nights monthly meeting I was accosted him by Ldn Fatso about a rather delightful drawing I did of him on face book. I am not sure if any of you are familiar with facebook's graffiti wall but I really did a special drawing of Ldn Fatso meeting Matty Harrold and Leon Clarke at Southends...
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    • Replies: 15
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  5. Ref Watch - Crewe

    Ref for the early kick-off is Andy Penn from the West Midlands. Probably the least card-happy referee on the list (cue for mayhem on Saturday) although one of his few red cards was Bramble in our 3-0 win over Hull. We are unbeaten with Mr Penn in charge (3 wins and a draw). Talking of early...
  6. Interpol Shrimper

    DIY Help

    Right then, unfortunately I've been roped into some ongoing DIY projects around the house (and as I've posted before this is in no way my strong point). 1) I hired a steam wallpaper stripper last weekend and got all the paper off the 2 bathrooms we're doing up, however as the head of the...
    • Interpol Shrimper
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    • Replies: 12
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  7. What is wrong with you people?

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/essex/6959765.stm Seriously. Ringing up the Emergency Services and tying up phone lines for needless crap, potentially endangering lives. These people are second only to prank callers... Some excuses for calling them: "My son won't get out of bed" "Can you...
  8. pickledseal

    SUFC on tour in Ethiopia - an update!

    Evening guys, Really sorry but internet is slow out here - its running REALLY fast this evening and it has still taken nearly 20 mins to get on and then fianlly logon! Still having an amazing time out here - although suffered a bout of gastric-flue which was not so nice (always bad when you...
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    • Replies: 3
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  9. DTS

    50 true Southend legends

    Right this is the plan. I am now trying to get together a list of 50 real Southend Legends. I am looking for real legends that really were a one in a million player for the club not Donkeys like Drewe who fluked in a goal or two. I will start as its my thread :finger: . if the next person can...

  10. No im not really a Liberal per say

    But this has got me a little miffed (sorry if its not correct here) Sir Menzies Campbell Liberal Democrats This Friday the Freedom of Information (Amendment) Bill will once again be debated on the floor of the House of Commons. Liberal Democrat MPs at Westminster, spearheaded by...
    • osymandus
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    • Replies: 18
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  11. Complaints to City Council

    Complaints to City Council. 1. My bush is really overgrown round the front and my back passage has fungus growing in it. 2. He's got this huge tool that vibrates the whole house and I just can't take it anymore. 3. It's the dogs mess that I find hard to swallow. 4. I want some repairs done to...
    • Cricko2
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    • Replies: 0
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  12. Winkle

    A very funny story!

    This is tale I heard from a few years back from a work colleague who used to be an Ambulance driver in kent, it still makes me laugh to this day. I will set the seen as he told me! He was called out to an emergency where a Kneighbour had heard cries of help coming from the garages next door to...
    • Winkle
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    • Replies: 10
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  13. adwebb16

    Subject: Why you shouldn't leave emails in the printer

    Just got this from a mate.........:hilarious: ------------------------------------------------------------------------- Check this out. Matt is a dude who works with us, this is 100% genuine. Funny S*it!!!!! If you are going to forward this on please remove my name as I have removed the...
  14. MrB

    BT Cup Round 3

    Starts getting that little bit harder now. Ours should have been an easy TIE however there's no accounting for the actions of my opening batsmen: 1.4 W Gajanayake to Sajjad Got him! That pitched on middle and straightened down the line, taking Sajjad on the pad as he tried to flick it...
  15. MrB

    BT - Week 1

    We're back and a nice start to my season: 0.1 W Mushtaq to Buchan And Sajjad is running around the boundary, he dives, and takes the catch one-handed. What a magnificent catch!! Maylett is the danger man though, hit Mushie for successive 6's and I'm hoping Sutherland can remove him: End of...
  16. Hockley_Blues

    The 10 types of drunken testing

    Shamelessly stolen from another forum but meh, it's so true... We have identified 10 distinct types of drunken text that you should all be familiar with: 1) The "fishing" text This text is normally along the lines of: "So what u up 2 later?" or "U out tonight?", or simply "Ocean?" Despite...
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    • Replies: 17
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  17. Bielzibubz

    Girls Aloud

    Damn......errr...ummm.....wtf! Anyone know how to remove excess saliva from a keyboard Bluebelles take note. New outfits called for me thinks

  18. Bury Maybe Kicked Out of Cup

  19. andrew_sthnd

    Scarborugh Football Club

    I know this isn't related to Southend but I have just read a piece about Scarborugh's financial crisis on the bbc site. I thought that a few of the members on here would sign an online petition to get Scarborough's local council to remove a covenant that states that the land their...

  20. A reminder of sore loosers

    or Smashed up face He didnt attend the game, but was on the train home after watching it in the pub. The Man U fan come up to him and said, what team was you supporting tonight, you from around here. My mate goes, i was watching Southend tonight seeming i live around here. My mate woke up in...
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