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  1. Lack of humour.

    At times this board does get a little depressive ......I am all for free speech and debate.I always try to post relative, or positive opinions on here. Sometimes people who insist on hanging on to a "bone" with little point, do get up my nose..I never mean to offend anybody and it is never...
  2. Mad Cyril

    New forum idea.

    How about a 'would you give her one?' forum for those who wish to underline their heterosexuality by discussing the relative merits of sleeping with model X, actress Y or pop star Z? Or, if you feel that strongly about your opinion why not write a letter to Nuts magazine? I know we don't...
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  3. fbm

    The fbm view and ratings

    LAST MINUTE DRAMA AS BLUES HELD What a day my 7 year old daughter decided to insist on making her Roots Hall debut. I think it was her insistence on sitting in the front row of the East blacks that made this a fairly painful (and wet) experience. On the pitch the first half wasn't much better...
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    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  4. Absolutely gutted

    thought we could have played better, thought a few of players had off days thought the goal was off-side, thought we would have won on penalties, thought Freddy cleared one off their line for them - We had every chance of progressing here and thought on the night we could have turned another...
  5. sufcintheprem

    To those that thought all is was in turmoil

    Back in 2005, following our LDV cup defeat, we had the dubious privelege of a 'derby' match with Orient a few days later. Although we were far from outplayed, I don't think any Shrimper could have argued that there was much if anything betweent he two teams that contested that game...
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  6. Tilson IN! Tilson IN!

    I cannot believe some of the ridiculous posts along the lines of "Get rid of Tilson" or "Tilson don't know what he's doing" (note the use of bad grammar). Simply: 1/ Tilson is the best manager we've ever had. 2/ Before he took over, we were seriously staring at...
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    • cup foo hanks ive league punching relative suppor wish
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  7. Matt the Shrimp

    Slipperduke's Slippery Column

    <span style='color:navy'>Slipperduke's Slippery Column #9 There's something inherently funny about the Far Right. They've been preaching their flimsy master-race doctrine for years, unaware that when your knuckles graze the pavement as you walk, you're not really in a position to talk about...
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    • ands applies ban behaviour bolt bottles brough compliance continued culture customary eto foo gene hanks hypocrisy intact ish ist knuckles kong nazi pictured punishments relative samuel suppor thrown wasn woken wouldn
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  8. DTS

    Home form looks good

    Anyone who knows football will tell you that if you win your homes you will be fine and we really seem to have started well. Whilst neither Sunderland or Stoke are particuarly well placed we have dispatched both with relative ease. I am really hoing that we can start picking up some points on...
  9. sufcintheprem

    Darryl&#39;s injury

    I&#39;m fairly amazed that this has barely been mentioned by anyone on here after the game. In fact, I also think that&#39;s fairly fortunate for the ref who had as bad a first half as us with precious little support from his linesmen. Even second half, one incident where the most blatant QPR...
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  10. Stats

    England vs Sri Lanka

    See once again Sri Lanka are tucking into the buffet bowling with relative ease Only Harmison and Dalrymple doing anything with the ball of note. Why do England keep playing Plunkett? 6 overs for 40 so far Shouldnt England look to play their best team irrespective of age? 2007 WCup round the...

  11. Essex FM This morning

    Sometimes they do the occasional Prank Phone call backed by a friend or relative, which they obviously think is really funny and "cutting edge" of them for a local radio show... Well this morning, they featured a wife who intended to wind-up her husband in Germany who had tickets for the Game...
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  12. Walsall&#39;s #25

    Was it only me who saw him intentionally aim an elbow at Maher&#39;s nose today? I think its about time officials brought context into decisions, for instance Local derby&#39;s are treated with a relative caution, so why not players who are carrying injuries? Aiming an elbow at a broken nose is...
  13. TrueBlue

    Plans

    Found this on the web dont know if its anything worth looking at.... Appln. SOS/03/00884/FUL Ref.TP/ 5472/K Rec. 16.06.2003 Ward St Lukes CONSTRUCT LINK ROAD ACROSS FOSSETTS FARM TO SERVE EXISTING AND FUTURE DEVELOPMENTS WITHIN THE VICINITY AND ON FOSSETTS FARM FOLLOWING APPLICATION REFERENCE...
  14. Sussex Shrimper

    Adam Barrett at left back?

    This isn&#39;t intended to reopen the pro/anti Che debate, but with Eagle playing so well and Barrett&#39;s relative lack of stature (for a centre back) having been exposed a few times this season I wonder it might be worth considering a back line of Barret-Prior-Edwards-Hunt. I thought that in...

  15. Times Report vs Lincoln City

    Again, this isnt too complimentary but at least we are getting some coverage at last. From todays edition of The Times Eastwood spots chance to save Southend By Paul Connolly Southend United 1 Lincoln City 1 AS THE RUNNERS glimpse the finish line, their legs tighten and their lungs gasp for...
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    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  16. Luton Game

    Does anyone else find the idea of watching Fridays game live down the pub more appealing than actually going to the match? I mean, after all we&#39;ve all been to hundreds of games at Roots Hall but we are very rarely on TV. I think it&#39;s going to be great hearing the pundits discuss the...
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  17. fbm

    The Match

    STOP PRESS Steve Tilson, fresh from signing Terry Alderton after seeing him play in &quot;The Match&quot; last Sunday, has revealed that he was so impressed with the performances of some of the celebrities that he is considering adding more to the Shrimpers payroll. &quot;I was really...
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