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  1. DTS

    My weird day trip to Bristol.

    Decided to go to Bristol Rovers as its getting close to baby time and I want to be close enough to home so that I can get back incase MrS DtS decided to pop. As we have three weeks to go a look at the fixture list told me this was the last one I could aim for. I am allowing myself home games as...
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    • Replies: 15
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  2. Breaking News Rev's Daily Diary

    From the Blues Insider e-mail REVELLING IN IT Welcome to this weeks column of ‘Revelling In It’. Whilst I could talk about Saturday’s performance in detail again, sometimes words aren’t enough and it becomes time to let our feet do the talking, of which we are confident of doing so against...
    • Pubey
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    • automatically carefully chef chop ead following grab hall hereford mix neighbours pattern pork potatoes relative roots sainsbury’s stress tilly twenty
    • Replies: 49
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  3. Slipperduke

    Bristol City v Hull City

    There can’t be many people who, when the Championship season began, thought that today’s SG$120m Play-Off Final would be contested between newly promoted Bristol City and almost relegated Hull City. In fact, if you’d have asked an expert, or even if you’d just have asked me, you’d have been told...
  4. Slipperduke

    Thierry Henry

    In what sounds ever so slightly like an SOS call, Thierry Henry has told the BBC that the only club in England he would ever consider returning to would be Arsenal. Henry had been linked with a move to Newcastle, but like any sane human being, he moved as quickly as he does in the penalty area...
  5. DTS

    Dave's cooking corner -Week Two.

    Morning All, After the relative sucess of last weeks Dave's easy cooking to impress the Mrs or bag the local bike please find enclosed week two's efforts. Gnocchi Grill Pie. INGREDIENTS * Pack of Gnocchi (Enough for two people) * Pack of Meatballs (You can buy meatballs pre-made in most...
    • DTS
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    • cooked cooking cos ive mix oil qui relative spread supermarkets tents tin
    • Replies: 34
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  6. TrueBlue

    Showaddywaddy Crew Crewe trip report!!!

    Crewe vs SUFC - 6 HOURS TO CREWE Apologies for the lateness of this report, unfortunately my laptop decided to pack up at the most inconvenient time possible. There may be bits missed out because I have forgotten some details but here’s the report anyway as per usual (albeit a little late) of...
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    • Replies: 4
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  7. Mad Cyril

    Has the posting etiquette/mod clampdown turned SZ into Newsnight?

    Is the new tide of highbrow political/current affairs related threads a direct response to last weeks SZ mod hardline stance on posting etiquette? Will this banish traditional pub threads regarding the relative merits of inaccessible fantasy women to the forums of Nuts magazine forever...
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    • accessible highbrow ish ive newsnight political relative
    • Replies: 6
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  8. sufcintheprem

    Semi-match report

    I thought I may as well put my thoughts on the game up as I've barely been on since the game. As I mentioned before this match, the form of the home team compared with that of the away team and the relative league standings pointed only one way: Away win. Sure enough, the form book wasn't...
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    • Replies: 5
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  9. South Bank Hank

    Phobias

    Simple question, what scares the bejeezus out of you? (For me, it's an irrational fear of 'relative' heights, where I'm fine going up in a plane, but ****ting large square bricks when I'm up high on something still attached to the ground). :O
  10. Slipperduke

    Securing The Future, Letting Go Of The Past

    It’s been an emotional day. Well, it’s been an emotional day for you guys anyway. I spent the morning frantically trying to make Chelsea’s routine victory over Olympiakos sound interesting and I didn’t even know that the new stadium had been approved until Cricko phoned me up and told me. For me...
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    • afterwards ands battling champions ched conversation cup ead encounter foo fried fro griffin hall intimate league league one lived parts premier pubs realisation relative roots singing somewhere spread suppor underhill
    • Replies: 15
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  11. * ORM *

    BT Youth Pull Thread

    Firstly as there's conflicting evidence on the BT forums what's the optimum use of ITS to use for pulling for a batsman, bowler and all rounder please ? Also the difference between strong and superb acadamy is only one or two ITS - for a relative newbie like me is it worth it ? * Waaaaaaaaaah...

  12. Barnsley FA Cup Tie

    Alright chaps. Just been reading your thread on getting Barnsley in the next round of the cup. Like someone said in that thread, you do owe us one and for that reason I am really looking forward to the game. Mainly it will be interesting to see how the two clubs have fared since our...
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    • attract ched cup especially exactly fa cup foo hall inflicted ive league matched owt relative roots scum
    • Replies: 74
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  13. Yorkshire Blue

    BT Play-offs

    Welcome to Geoff_Boycotts_Grandmother XI CG for the match between Geoff_Boycotts_Grandmother XI and Dobcross. We can tell you that Dobcross won the toss and elected to field. The pitch is looking a touch on the green side. All the seam bowlers have been out there rubbing their hands on this...

  14. A Great Big Xmas Thank You To You All.

    A Great Big Thank You To You All - Happy Christmas Dear All My thanks to all those who have sent me emails this past year........ I must send my thanks to whoever it was who sent me the one about cockroach eggs in the glue on envelopes because I now have to use a wet towel with every...
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    • dial edged filling grab gran hanks microsoft money relative remove serial theresa toy whoever wish
    • Replies: 12
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  15. Hitler Has A Son/daughter Alive

    amazing story this morning, that hitler(herr to you and me) may have a living relative living in this country, it appears that it may be he slept with unity mitford and she had a baby!! born in a nursing home in this country who knows it could be true?? If so what would the implications...
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    • crack ford islam ive relative
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  16. Player We missed out on But should try and get

    Richard Keogh My mates dad work's with a relative of Richard and was asked would he come to southend. Richard has said he would love to. He was born in Harlow so not far. Ireland under 21's live on sky he dont look too bad!
  17. Southend_Lady

    Carbon Footprints

    After reading the comment from Fiona Smith on the Echo website - "I can't see what the council is up to! Have they any idea how congested this part of Westcliff/Southend is? Parking and traffic is a nightmare at the best of times and now they want to add an extra 250 homes plus a giant...
  18. Interpol Shrimper

    Preston v Southend - match report

    Sorry, it's a bit late but this is the first chance I've had to do the official SZ match report for yesterday. It is often said in football that the true test of character of a team is how they bounce back from a demoralising defeat and if a vast majority of supporters were highly critical...
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    • controlled didn eager eastwood foo freddy eastwood fusion hadn importance jury league nicely nobody ormerod pres relative stoppage superb suppor test warmed wild
    • Replies: 9
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  19. Spaceman Spiff

    Hull City vs SUFC Player Ratings

    Anyone at the game mind objectively rating (with comments) the players for the game today? It'd be interesting to see what people felt when looking at the relative performance of individuals Cheers :)

  20. 21st March 2004

    It is now three years exactly (well, in about 39 minutes) since the first LDV Final against Blackpool. A day that, at the time, I thought we would never surpass. Thanks to Tilly, Brush, Freddy Eastwood, Darryl Flahavan, Ron Martin and others we've had several days since that have pushed that one...
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    • eastwood exactly freddy eastwood hanks itself ive relative rubbish suppor support tilly
    • Replies: 6
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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