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  1. Slipperduke

    Kinnear Kickstarts Shola Show

    Could it be that Mike Ashley has actually made a sensible decision? The man whose baffling policies have crippled Newcastle United in little over a year doesn't get much right, but in the recruitment of Joe Kinnear, of all people, he might allow himself a smile. The forgotten man of English...
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    • Replies: 13
    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
  2. Bielzibubz

    Cannibalism - Would you? Could you?

    I've just watched an absolutely fascinating programme on the NG channel about the history of cannibalism and it got me thinking. (Dangerous I know but it happens from time to time) Would/could I, given the right circumstances, ever consider eating the flesh of another human being, whether that...
  3. Harold Bishop Killer

    Tuesday Jokes

    A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, 'Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots, But they only know how to say one thing.' 'What do they say?' the priest inquired. They say, 'Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?' That's obscene!' the priest exclaimed...
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    • bearer bible brough didn dressed dru hookers largest narrow phrase ranger shouts stairs taught tigers wasn
    • Replies: 4
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  4. SUFC Forever

    Scottish FA Cup Final - Queen of the South v Rangers

    It would truly make my day to see Rangers season truly fall apart and sink as far as it possibly could do by Queen of the South beating them in the Scottish FA Cup Final at Hampden Park today. Unlikely to happen as even as crap as Rangers have been lately (well done the Scottish FA for not...
  5. Slipperduke

    Celtic v Rangers

    I'm told by my Scottish friends that when it comes to excitement, you'll have to go a long way to beat an Old Firm derby between Glasgow Rangers and Glasgow Celtic. I've always been a little dubious of that claim. After all, I've been to Tottenham against Arsenal. Could it really be anymore...
    • Slipperduke
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    • Replies: 9
    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
  6. Slipperduke

    Fabio Capello

    David Beckham’s long wait for a century of England caps should finally come to an end in Paris tonight, thus bringing to an end the tedious and never-ending speculation over his future. Beckham has been a fine ambassador for the nation and deserves this great honour, but England must move on and...

  7. Reporting the news.

    Some truth in this joke I think in the good 'ole USA.:) Reporting the News... Two boys in Boston were playing baseball when one of them was attacked by a killer Rottweiler. The dog had firmly locked his jaws on the boy's legs. Thinking quickly, the other boy ripped a board off of a...
    • Cricko2
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    • arrogant beloved kerry ranger sox suppor texas
    • Replies: 1
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  8. CC51DAS

    I know its unlikely but this is what we need to happen

    west brom and wolves and preston in their next matches progress onto 73/74 points , while southampton only draw at Norwich and are out of play-off contention by the time we play them.(If Southampton need a point or 3 , then we have to hope the pressure gets to them more than us ) . Cardiff...
  9. CC51DAS

    Don't give up hope yet

    Now I know you are all going to think I am mad , but we can still get out of this . Clutching at straws I grant you but we were hopeless against Col Ewe and then came out fighting at Preston .Expect more of the same next week. IF we can beat Plymouth , Leeds and Hull both have tough games ...

  10. Pressure off? - no chance

    If ever we wanted a swift reminder of how fragile our current position is, the Barnsley result at Plymouth showed it clearly. If QPR win their game in hand then we are back in the dreaded zone. With everyone fighting for their lives, who is to say that Hull wont get a point or three at the...
  11. Xàbia Shrimper

    Makes you think ...

    A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger." The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the...
    • Xàbia Shrimper
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    • airplane conversation deer grass nuclear passenger produces quicker ranger seated
    • Replies: 5
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  12. * ORM *

    FAO Steve54325725704325

    Welcome back stranger ! Are we going to see more of your much needed humour ?

  13. 27 games to go

    Ok so it's looking pretty dire, but if we could just turn the corner and get some confidence then maybe, just maybe, we could survive. 11 wins and 5 draws from 27, it's a huge task, some would say impossible, especially as we have only won 2 in 19, but stranger things have happened...
  14. Southampton Shrimper

    Andy Harris

    Eastleigh skipper Andy Harris has fallen victim to the Silverlake Stadium injury curse. Harris, who has taken over the captain's armband from Danny Smith, limped off with a knee injury after 69 minutes of last Saturday's 1-1 friendly draw at Dagenham & Redbridge. Now the Conference...
  15. MrB

    Chuck Norris

    Chuck Norris used live ammunition during all shoot-outs. When the director said he can't, he replied, "Of course I can, I'm Chuck Norris" and roundhouse kicked him in the face. If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death...
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    • Replies: 15
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  16. Saveloys

    I'm no stranger to the darker side of meat products but has anyone ever brought Saveloys from a supermarket delicatessen? They are always available for sale yet I have never seen anyone buy them. The same goes for Goblin tinned hamburgers. Can anyone add to this list of shame?
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    • Replies: 27
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  17. David Webb Back In Football

    Apologies if this has been posted elsewhere but David Webb is back in football again, this time as Chief Exec of Yeovil Town. Fromt YTFC.NET: "Earlier this year Jon Goddard-Watts let me know of his intention to pass on the ownership of the club and asked if the directors of Yeovil Town...
  18. wiggy

    Roycie has lost it,

    My 2nd favourite Blues keeper of all time has looked decidedly dodgy the last 4 times i have seen him on t.v. Last night gave away a penaly, refused to come for anything in the air and kicking was atrocious. Everytime i sit down to watch him with a stranger, i big him up and then he looks all...

  19. Guide To Southend-On-Sea

    Southend On Sea: Face to face with the missing link. _POSTEDON Monday, July 26 @ 10:40:26 CEST by Mr_Cholmondley-Warne Mr_Cholmondley-Warne _WRITES: "I spent four years of my life forced to live in the hellhole that is Southend and I loathed every hour of it. This pit has no redeeming...
    • Colchester Loving Southend Fan
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    • Replies: 18
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  20. Reserves:  Sorry Shrimpers Slump Again

    Roots Hall ne'er-do-wells were treated to sometng long since forgotten in first team circles - an abject performance and defeat. With players like Jenks, Husbands, Steve Clark and Jimmy Corbett perhaps playing for their futures it was extremely disappointing to see them go through the motions...
    • Shrimper Zoo
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    • conversation hall identified itself pace ranger rea roots roots hall rumour threatened tilly wells
    • Replies: 20
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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