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  1. ESB's Masters Preview

    The Masters at Augusta is one of the most eagerly anticipated sporting events, this year given more impetus by the not-so-surprising return of Tiger Woods. At the risk of overshadowing a landmark event in the golfing calendar, Woods has pledged to put his previous indiscretions behind him and...
  2. IloveShrimp

    Stranger Things Have Happend

    Just a thought, with Adam Barretts sending off and now one match ban I wonder if this could signal the change we need. Don't get me wrong our captains passion and fight is excellent but lets be honest we havent kept many clean sheets this season with him in the side have we. Perhaps this...

  3. Chatroulette.com

    Much like that Omegle website, Chatroulette randomly connects you to a stranger but they have webcams too. I don't have a webcam but it still means you can see random people. After going through about 20 different people (many don't have webcams either), up pops a really hairy guy frantically...
    • Pubey
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    • ranger tugging
    • Replies: 26
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  4. Benfleet A1

    Why Did You Kill My Dad?

    Did anyone else see this programe on BBC2 last night. The film maker Julian Hendy lost his father when he was stabbed in the street on a sunday morning in 2007 after paying his paper bill. He had been attacked by a complete stranger with mental health issues, he was 75 years old. Hendy spent two...
  5. Slipperduke

    Nothing To Love At Team England

    So farewell, John Terry. Stripped of the captaincy for stripping his mate's girlfriend, and several other people's girlfriends by the sounds of it, we shall not see his like again. It's all so thoroughly grubby and pointless and it's a massive blow for England's chances of summer glory. Terry...
  6. TrueBlue

    Elmsleigh Rangers

    I would personally like to wish the lads (most of who post on here) good luck for the second half of the season encase I don't see some of you till towards the end of the season.
  7. Slipperduke

    Fascinating Scousers

    I owe Rafa Benitez one. The weekend before last, an hour before I walked down the aisle, my Best Man decided that my nerves should be on public display for the entertainment of others and walked me into a pub first. He needn't have bothered. The public were already getting all the entertainment...
  8. Slipperduke

    I Hate West Ham

    I hate reporting from Upton Park. I've had enough bad jobs in my life to know that I shouldn't whinge about this one, but I really can't stand the place. I'm no shrinking violet, I've done an away trip to Millwall, but that lot down Green Street are horrible. On Saturday, I heard one of them...
  9. Matt the Shrimp

    Spot the Bat Competition

    Ah, if only I knew how to use photoshop, this could make an amusing photo for a "Spot the Bat" competition...

  10. Strange Moments

    After watching the goal in the Sunderland vs Liverpool game, I was wondering whether anything stranger ever happened. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4F8e6mq3yqs http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLYLgVan5O4 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QC2Ady-WfMA http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wIB7dCl51Z8...
  11. Napster

    Berlusconi

    Silvio Berlusconi was criticised for again calling Barack Obama "suntanned" and extending the insult to his wife, Michelle. At a rally last night Berlusconi said: "I have to bring you some greetings, greetings from a man, what is his name, what is his name - just a minute it was someone with a...
    • Napster
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    • ard brussels elect greetings ish minister nazi photograph prime ranger repeating tan washing washington worthy
    • Replies: 8
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  12. Slipperduke

    The 39th Shame

    I've found an interesting anomaly on the official Premier League website. Now, admittedly I'm playing fast and loose with the definition of the word 'interesting', but stick with me on this. When you click 'contact us', instead of bringing up the address of the organisation, it gives you a...
    • Slipperduke
    • Thread
    • anfield banking brainless brough compared deed ead engine enjoyed gagging glee hasn hong kong lesser liquid malaysia proving ranger representative similar somewhere structures tender thai thailand
    • Replies: 2
    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
  13. Slipperduke

    Bafana Bafana Give Me The Horn

    South Africa 0-0 Iraq The nation of South Africa is ready for the World Cup but sadly it seems that their football team are still lagging behind. Ellis Park, a stadium better known for its connections to rugby, played host to a most disappointing game of football, but it didn't dampen the...
  14. Napster

    Martinez to Celtic

    Celtic want Swans boss Martinez Swans boss Roberto Martinez has been linked with several managerial jobs Celtic have made an official approach for Swansea City boss Roberto Martinez. Swansea confirmed to BBC Sport Wales that the Scottish giants have asked to speak to Martinez about...
  15. yogi bear up the cagire

    Toulouse jolly.......match nul!

    TOULOUSE v LILLE The Stadium 13th MAY 2009 Bid farewell to The Ranger and Boo Boo, came down the Cagire and off, en route for Toulouse, with enough goodies to keep me going for the day. Had arranged to meet my SZ colleague outside Mac Do, on the Place du Capitole, in the centre of...
  16. Thorpe Groyney

    Concord Show They're Power Rangers

    It hasn't been mentioned, but homely little Concord Rangers are making a remarkable bid for promotion to the Ryman Premier. They only just won the Essex Senior League on the last day of 2007 / 08, when 3 teams were in the running, and throughout their debut season they were around the play-off...
  17. Thorpe Groyney

    Talk To Strangers

    Without a bag of sweets in sight! http://omegle.com/ If you go on, why not paste some of your better conversations? Here's my last ones: - You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: howdie You: what's up Stranger: I want sex You: is this the right place for an...
  18. Napster

    Virtual Texas Ranger

    http://www.blueservo.net/
  19. GNH

    Dating & Marriage - The kids know best

    These Kids are smart!! (written by kids) HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? (1) You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. - Alan, age 10 (2) No person really decides...
    • GNH
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    • ands columns kiss ranger truck twenty wouldn
    • Replies: 2
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  20. Benfleet A1

    Our little trip to Chelsea

    I awoke at 4am in need of a wee and stumbled out of bed. One empty bladder later I attempted to get back to the land of nod, no chance. So I surfaced, got dressed and tip toed into the kitchen for a cuppa. Got bored with the telly so tormented the cat for a while by making out I was going to let...
    • Benfleet A1
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    • applause attempted broadway burger ched didn dressed enjoyed fags fenchurch frost hadn hamilton headed ops ranger ripping shoddy smithy soup steel stumbled taxi wallet
    • Replies: 8
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
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