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  1. Suitable Punishment?

    Now, it's approaching the end of my second year at Uni, This time next week i'll be finished. Me and the lads in my flat have been organising a massive blow out for the people we know... Another one of our famous coaches run to Brighton and back, lots of booze and reminiscing on the year past...
  2. Vange Shrimper

    Pub Quiz Pt. God knows

    As Staind said "It's been a while", but I thought I might as well bring it back, hopefully with no arguments with the answers this time round. Usual rules apply, usual people are banned. :p 1. What did Pandora release when she opened her box or jar? 2. What is Barack Obama's middle name? 3...
  3. Forever A Shrimper

    Spare Ticket for Doncaster

    Hi all, So at the last minute one of my friends has pulled out of the Doncaster games because his parents are a bit :O :headbang: . I bought this ticket for £12.00 and so if anyone can offer me the same I will be more than happy to sing Na Na Na to it. The ticket is a JUNIOR one. I am not...
  4. Napster

    Peter Beadle

    Sacked by Newport County Beadle axe after play-off failure Apr 28 2008 Western Mail Beadle axe after play-off failure Newport County 1-2 Fisher Athletic NEWPORT COUNTY have sacked manager Peter Beadle after they failed to make the play-offs by losing to Fisher Athletic 2-1 in the final...
  5. DTS

    Your worst stalker ever.....

    Watched some programme about some stalker who shot his ex-bird of three weeks in Harvey Nicks last night and it got me thniking about my own worst stalker. When I was 18 I worked for a company called Unijet who were tour operators who have seen been brought out by First Choice. Like most first...
  6. Robbo

    Season Tickets in South Lower/Family Stand

    I've given up the three season tickets that I have in the South Lower for me and my two sons for next season. Instead we're moving to East Reds. There are several reasons for this - poor view, too many bored kids dragged along by parents, etc - but one thing that hasn't bothered me is the fact...
  7. Napster

    Blues kids thrash the scum

    Blues youths thrash Col U Comment | Read Comments (1) SOUTHEND United's under 18 side put in a superb performance to thrash local rivals Colchester 5-1 in a rearranged fixture at Boots and Laces on Saturday. Striker James Lindie led the onslaught, netting twice during a thrilling first half...
  8. Interpol Shrimper

    Have you ever pulled dressed in a Southend shirt?

    Simple vote, yes or no? This topic came up in conversation in the pub on Saturday (in case Mrs Irish_Shrimper is reading this it wasn't connected to certain people pretending they were a pro footballer whilst out on Friday night)!!! Oh & it's an anonymous poll too for any naughty people who...
  9. DoDTS

    Games to Celebrate

    For those who memories are short this is what happened just under a year ago: The game started and unbelievably we took the lead after only 13 minutes, we should have made it two but Southampton pulled it level before half time. Almost before the second half got under way we found ourselves 1-2...
  10. Congratulations T+B

    I must be honest, I am not normally the first person to say that i was wrong, so this is very hard(!) but here it goes: After the dismal Christmas period in which we collected a derisory 1 point, I thought that we would be lucky to finish in the top 16 of the table, that T+B were on borrowed...
  11. TrueBlue

    TrueBlue to become mafia boss?

    "Just when I thought I was out.... They pulled me back in"
  12. DTS

    Is it acceptable for London Fatso to attend games at the Hall dressed as a black man?

    I have noticed that for the last two saturday home games Ldn Fatso has turned up at Roots Hall dressed similar to a black american inner city gang member. For the Walsall game we had a hooded top pulled over his head to hide his face which whilst it sounds ideal was a tad intimidating. This...
  13. TrueBlue

    Showaddywaddy Crew Crewe trip report!!!

    Crewe vs SUFC - 6 HOURS TO CREWE Apologies for the lateness of this report, unfortunately my laptop decided to pack up at the most inconvenient time possible. There may be bits missed out because I have forgotten some details but here’s the report anyway as per usual (albeit a little late) of...
  14. Slipperduke

    Avram Grant Part 2

    The lone figure on the touchline hunched his shoulders and pulled his long coat closer in the bitterly cold wind. Around him, 40,000 angry supporters howled at him in derision. "You don't know what you're doing!" they roared. "You don't know what you're doing!" The figure remained still, unmoved...
  15. Interpol Shrimper

    Official SZ Match Report - Huddersfield Town

    I think Matt & James are otherwise detained today, so I am just going to post my report as a thread on here (instead of it being uploaded to the main page - for the time being!)
  16. wiggy

    Wiggy's rating's!

    Flavs 8 back to his best, good kicking, excellent in the air, confidence looks back Mulgrew 7 was doing well till went off Grant 7 complete lunatic, WILL get booked/sent off every week, excellent strong tackles when he times them right, not a left back but coped ok Francis 8 class act, one for...
  17. I think ive finally lost it!

    I went out last night and had afew drinks.... Anyway, Im dancing and this really good looking fit girl comes over, right in my face and wants it and what do I do? I turn around and get on some fat little minger! Man am I regretting that! I cant even remember her name but gave her my number as...
  18. Exiled Shrimper

    Youth team update

    Southend United's Under-18s won 3-2 this morning at Boots & Laces against Gillingham, their first home League win of the season. Jack Morris gave Blues the lead with a free-kick eight minutes in, Stuart O'Keefe doubled the lead on the half-hour and, after the visitors pulled level with two goal...
  19. TrueBlue

    Under The Moon Of Love... Match Report!

    Yeovil - Showaddywaddy crew report! Written by Craig The Jock McKenzie! http://www.myspace.com/theshowaddywaddycrew 21 Feb 2008 Yeovil 0 SUFC 3 Having failed to fill the spare seat left by Sam the Showaddywaddy Crew left Stanford Macdonalds at 9am with the usual 'under the moon of...
  20. fredheim_holm

    Injuries..

    Whats been your worst injury, both in terms of pain, length sitting on the sidelines and sheer annoyance. For me, it's the injury I'm hoping to finally get rid of in the next two weeks. After the Luton away game, after getting the car back to sunny Hockley, I got dropped off half a mile away...
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