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  1. Grayson

    YP

    Rubbish. Kenny Vassell (2263255) shortcut RH Batsman, RM Bowler, respectable batting form, respectable bowling form, fresh fitness. An attacking player with abysmal leadership skills and abysmal experience. Plays For: Southend Nationality: England Age: 17 Years Old Battrick Rating: 2,857...
  2. Slipperduke

    Chelsea Dominant As Villa Crumble

    Crisis? What crisis? Beset by injuries, Chelsea saved their best performance of the season so far for the day when the smart money was on Aston Villa to end that long unbeaten home run of theirs. Luiz Felipe Scolari's walking wounded preserved their record in a magnificent first half before...
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    • afterwards agbonlahor ant appearing brad coker contributions cup curtis didn easier emphatic exquisite florent jury league lightweight money mounting nicolas pace petrov pulled rate san shadow tacking taught threatened vulnerable
    • Replies: 0
    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
  3. duncan bulgaria

    Try This Out....

    Used to be a classic , when in a car with a few pals and you pull up alongside a bus , we used to try this out and it worked everytime . Right so you've pulled up , now you have to find a victim/ target , you need to find a fella that is sitting on his own and also has a women sitting in front...
  4. Slipperduke

    The Kids Are More Than Alright

    Arsene Wenger stared down his inquisitor and smiled. Just half an hour after his young Arsenal side had demolished Sheffield United by six goals, the old quote, "You can't win anything with kids," had been offered up to him. "These players," he said levellely, "do not play like kids." They...
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    • afterwards appalling applause beattie blades cas convincing demolished exactly finishing gest hoyte integrate johan league learning mistakes physical producing pulled ran robertson singing suspicion trophy wilshere
    • Replies: 12
    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
  5. Slipperduke

    Scolari Still Not Happy

    Under ordinary circumstances with an ordinary manager, a 4-0 victory in the Champions League might be considered worthy of celebration. However, it is rapidly becoming apparent that Luiz Felipe Scolari is very far from ordinary. "We did not play very well," he complained afterwards. "We made...
    • Slipperduke
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    • afterwards applause champions claimed continued cos crow crown cruise deed didn diego divisions epl fernando florent frenchman gulf lauren league madman mistakes money naturally nicolas pulled quicker rack ran runners whimper worthy wouldn
    • Replies: 9
    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
  6. Slipperduke

    Spurs Are Rubbish. Seriously.

    Martin Jol was sacked for less than this. With just one point from their opening four games, their worst start to a season since 1974, this new-look Tottenham Hotspur are rock bottom of the Premier League. Jol, meanwhile, is top of the German Bundesliga with his new club Hamburg. Ah, the irony...
    • Slipperduke
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    • afterwards agbonlahor anfield bentley bundesliga coker collapse cup dimi emirates fusion hamburg hotspur introduced jury league narrow pace patience pulled rock rubbish support trophy
    • Replies: 3
    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
  7. Napster

    Greek rural postmen wins book title

    LONDON (Reuters) - "Greek Rural Postmen and Their Cancellation Numbers" benefited from a late surge in public support to win the title on Friday of oddest book title of the past 30 years, The Bookseller magazine said. The book -- a comprehensive record of Greek postal routes by Derek Willan --...
    • Napster
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    • benefited cas mice oddest pace pulled support
    • Replies: 2
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  8. Colchester and proud!

    Best of luck folks!

    Another season begins full of the normal hopes and dreams eh, I feel a good season is in store for both of our clubs, I am glad Tilson has pulled in a few new players for you, Kevin Betsy could be a very good player in this league. Cheers. Chris.
  9. Harold Bishop Killer

    Insurance Claim Form Quotes

    These are brillant! True extracts from UK Insurance Claim forms; These were collected by Norwich Union for their annual Christmas magazine. "I started to slow down but the traffic was more stationary than I thought." ----- "I pulled into a lay-by with smoke coming from under the bonnet. I...
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    • applied bon caused collected cows didn headed lose mph pulled realized stopped stray testicles thrown truck unknown wogan
    • Replies: 6
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  10. callan

    Interview with a zoner part 5.

    Canvey shrimper is our latest interviewee known to some also as Harry, but back in the 70's when terrace violence was at its height he was known as Malcolm the Teapot, a name that would strike terror into opposition fans. Q. Share with us your experiences of the terrace violence that was so...
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    • afford bake boreham creams deed didn discover doesnt elton fro hall hanks lawn macintosh numbered pulled terror uns wogan
    • Replies: 3
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  11. Winkle

    Piri,Piri and sardines!

    Me and the Mrs had a week away ( without the sprogs) in sunny "Portugal which as anyone who has pubesant children time on your own is as rare as hens teeth. Anyway we was enjoying out time together, barbecues, alfresco dining and in the words of Austin powers " I found my mojo". I decided to...
    • Winkle
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    • beds beloved bottles dining faced following headed lose mentally pain phones powers pulled salad swallow teacher teachers twenty
    • Replies: 0
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  12. 7/7

    I wish to dedicate this thread to the 52 innocent civilians who were killed in the terrorist attacks on London three years ago today. May they continue to rest in peace. I also give the 700 people who were injured and all those affected by the attacks including the families of those hurt or...
  13. Winkle

    Itchy bum?

    Just driving back from Asda, after purchasing a french stick, I had a incredible itchy bum. There was no warning whatsoever, just an overiding feeling to yank my shorts down and scratch for england but I could not pullover just anywhere as I was in traffic. The severity of the itch nearly forced...
  14. 20sOuThEnD-cHaMpIoNs06

    A New Era Beckons...

    After the departure of Gower, and the imminent departure of Flavs, it now looks like a new era beckons, and it does. Both Darryl and Gower have been our most successful and consistent players over the past few years. I would just like to say thank you to both Flavs and Gower, as over the past...

  15. Don't p*ss off Tony Yeboah

    Just got this in an email from a mate: "This month our regular columnist Peter Ndlovu recalls an unsavoury incident from the African Cup of Nations. Things have been quiet this month so when I sat down to write this article my mind went blank. Although the following tale has very little to...
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    • columnist cup entered entertaining especially flowing following foo insults ist patience pulled separated unsavoury yeboah
    • Replies: 4
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  16. Irish_Shrimper

    It's good to talk

    I noticed tonight on Irish tv, there were at least 3 instances of adverts encouraging people to talk more if they have problems that are affecting their daily lives. Always hearing people harping on about their physical health, and how they need to do more running or gym work is all well and...
    • Irish_Shrimper
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    • adverts ant anxiety aunt cliff degree didn didnt easier emotion especially following foo imo kee knife pain physical pond pulled solicitor suppor support threatened whoever
    • Replies: 1
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  17. Morgan Tsvangirai Possibly Quitting...

    Since its the last day of term at uni, the task of packing has ultimately turned into a quest of procrastination for which the BBC News website comes in handy. However, their main headline really troubles me which concerns the possible resignation of Morgan Tsvangirai from Zimbabwe's election...
    • the dark deshrimper
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    • afghanistan army bbc bear bitter democracy military mounting outcomes packing procrastination pulled qui restored suppor support thrown
    • Replies: 2
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  18. DTS

    Have you ever seen a celeb taking a pony.

    Was out with the lads in Brighton a few weeks ago in a bar called the Biscuit Factory. The Bloke from the Pram shop loved it in there as do my mates but I have always found it a bit poncy. Anyway four of us chewing the fact when my mate (mentioned in past stories) "the Pilot" spotted Colin from...
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    • bogs continued pulled wore
    • Replies: 30
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  19. Bluesmanager

    The Transfer Thread

    To save the X number of threads that inevitably crop up every summer, I figure we can just bung them all in here. Saves bandwidth and all that. So, the first major transfer to note (or one of them) is Giovanni Dos Santos to Tottenham for 8.6m. I've never seen Gio play in real life, but on...
  20. Southend_Lady

    Interesting random Facts

    Slow day for me at work and just got this email -Interesting Facts In the 1400's a law was set forth in England that a man was allowed to beat his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb. Hence we have 'the rule of thumb' ------------------------------------------- Many years ago in...
    • Southend_Lady
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    • didn driveway entered exactly flintstone frames gentlemen honeymoon laser money phrase prime printers pubs pulled ruled san supply unruly wasn
    • Replies: 15
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
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