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  1. The Big Shrimp

    Have Crutches Will Travel - The Big Shrimp In Carlisle

    How do I start about Saturday's trip to Carlisle? I had a great day? Yes, but it barely sufficient to say just that. Superb, brilliant, memorable etc etc, might just about do it justice! Despite loads of people questioning my sanity about doing the long trek to the frozen North (there was even...
  2. jeremyh1

    Hanging a flag at Roots Hall

    Hello people, Well, I've managed to purchase a 3' x 5' Canadian flag which I'm planning on bringing to RH this saturday with the intention of hanging it somewhere it will be highly visible (Like over the side boards of the East stand???). Does anyone have any tips for a) where the best place to...
  3. sufcintheprem

    Semi-match report

    I thought I may as well put my thoughts on the game up as I've barely been on since the game. As I mentioned before this match, the form of the home team compared with that of the away team and the relative league standings pointed only one way: Away win. Sure enough, the form book wasn't...
    • sufcintheprem
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    • ard argentinian barnard bbc compared concede continued cos didn easier entertaining finishing foo gest gran grass hassle ish ive league mistakes properly qui regrets relative roberts spite superb test thrown tracked wasn
    • Replies: 5
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  4. Winkle

    Epson dx3800 printer/scanner?

    Has anyone got one of these printers? I was given one recently because the peson that bought it could not run it with windows vista. It worked fine up unto a few weeks ago when my P.C would not boot up properly, it prompted my other half to do a system restore and since then a lot of...
    • Winkle
    • Thread
    • core hare printers properly stopped
    • Replies: 13
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  5. Vange Shrimper

    Facebook

    Yes, yes I know that it's just like Marmite, some people love it and some hate it, but I just wanted to ask a question about searching for someone. Is there any other way that you can try and find someone on there apart from looking at their name? There's someone I used to know and I've tried...
  6. Interpol Shrimper

    Sturrock

    Just been on MotD after the Pompey cup game. Why can't Sturrock and other Scottish sweaty w*nkers pronounce Portsmouth properly? As we all know, it's Portsmuff, not PortsMOWTH. :p Ignorant Caledonian ****s! Rant over :D
  7. Interpol Shrimper

    Classic Comeback Line

    For those that don't know him, Major General Peter Cosgrove is an "Australian treasure!" General Cosgrove was interviewed on the radio recently. You'll love his reply to the lady who interviewed him concerning guns and...
  8. Lord Football

    Today's Officials

    Some of you how know me will know I've reffed at Senior League Level, so when I am off my seat yelling at the officials, there is a problem. And I think this needs a thread of it's own. Sitting in the Lower South, you don't see everything. Offsides are impossible to call and incidents at the...
  9. Smiffy

    North Bank

    If we was given the opportunity to use the North Bank for the last couple of seasons at RH, would you be interested in sitting there, either as a STH or Non-STH? I think it would be great to say goodbye to RH properly by getting us all back in there for a season or two. The noise we could...
  10. McLovin

    Youth Team Setting A Good Example

    Although there wasnt any punches thrown, should our players set a bad example liek this and get away with it! This is just thugish behaviour egging each other on to fight i hope someone can bring this to the clubs attention and deal with the players properly like a fine of some sort. Have a...
  11. Slipperduke

    A Christmas Tale

    They don't do it in Germany, they've long since given it up in Spain and the French would be astonished if you suggested that they should give it a try. The Christmas football fixture list is a curiously British and Irish disease. With almost every other civilised nation doing the sensible...
    • Slipperduke
    • Thread
    • aires ard awkward ban bath behaviour carols caused chocolate cos didn disease disorderly eating executed foo formations fur hassle heaven joi league military neighbours political professor properly qui seized shun somewhere supply touched wasn wives
    • Replies: 5
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  12. chadded

    Internet help

    At the moment, the pictures on websites I access load, but to a fairly poor quality. When I hover over the picture, it says press shift plus R to enhance image quality. Why is it doing this, and is there a way I can get the picture to load properly in the first place?
  13. * ORM *

    A child friendly board ?

    I think it's great how child friendly this board has become recently ? - NOT ! :( :(:( - I have no problem with the **** thread and scantily clad women and would willingly participate in the right circumstances but just about every other board I'm a member on has such things either strongly...
  14. Bielzibubz

    Another one to start some controversy......maybe.

    Has just been reported on BBC South East that a Muslim woman/young lady is suing a hairdressing salon she had a job interview with because she was denied that job because she would refuse to take off her head scarf if she was to be successful in gaining that job. She states that she is perfectly...
    • Bielzibubz
    • Thread
    • bbc itself ive muslim properly refuse remotely suing wouldn
    • Replies: 10
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  15. Firestorm

    'Puter help

    Just a quickie before I pack the thing into the car and put it into PC world for an eternity (under the extebded warranty) On bootup, I get the "did not close down properly" message with the Safe Mode; safe Mode + network; Safemode + command prompt; last Safe config and Normally options. What...
    • Firestorm
    • Thread
    • hanks installed mode norton properly stalled voltage
    • Replies: 7
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  16. Norton 360 - help needed !

    Pc buffs amongst you, I need your help. I've updated by Norton security to Norton 360, but now can't stay connected to my Wireless Internet for more than about 10 seconds, and then it doesn't seem to be able re-connect. I'm convinced it's due to the upgrade as I've not had the problem prior to...
  17. Xàbia Shrimper

    You know you're a squaddie when ...

    Anyone who is currently serving and has served in the past should be able to identify with many of these certain 'traits'; sadly I do! You know you've been Defence institutionalised (made military) when... You use target indication to point out hot chicks. You use the term 'chicks' You...
    • Xàbia Shrimper
    • Thread
    • acronyms army bin boiled chef chop conversation cooking disposable dramas dribble eaten eating edged indication iron military money nobody officers pace patrol physically prepared properly repeated rolling shaving shirt signals steel tank voice
    • Replies: 2
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  18. Ron Manager

    Rugby World Cup

    Press Release International Rugby Board (IRB) Rugby World Cup 2007 Following complaints to the IRB about the All Blacks being allowed to motivate themselves by performing the ‘Haka’ before their games, other nations were asked to suggest pre-match rituals of their own.The IRB...
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    • Thread
    • alcohol amend bbq blockbuster cease cup didn dishes displays donald failing filling flog fortune fur hollywood japanese meat parts properly rugby singing
    • Replies: 2
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  19. Mr. Benedict

    Car

    Sadly, and after 204,000 miles, my car is in such a state there is no point in renewing it's MOT - it'll fail on many points and cost a fortune to repair. I need a cheap vehicle while I save for a properly decent wagon - any (sensible!) suggestions on what I should go for, bearing in mind I...

  20. The Way it is in the West Stand.

    usual half hearted, disorganised warm up - everything looking a bit slack and careless e.g. Darryls kicking and distribution but its League One and the opposition can't really play. Loads of good old hoofs and a bit of head tennis - Matt Harrold looked fit, trying to put himself about and...
    • Rayleigh boy
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    • baily ennis foo kee league league one physical properly quicker realisation slack teamers thorn town wasn wes wouldn
    • Replies: 7
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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